💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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The only thing I remember seeing was a bullet on my school's floor, but that was it. No guns or anything. Plus with the cool Cat Movie. How in the hell is a gun gonna materialise in a backyard? It would be better if it was found... let's say in one of the random kid's parent's room or something? Butch finding it in his folk's house? It makes no sense whatsoever.

On a side note. The Candy Drama in the movie was by far the most stupidest thing ever.
More importantly, why would Derek even have a gun? Much less have it hiding in the bushes of his backyard.
 
Nonetheless, even McGruff the Crime Dog is worried about this issue:

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http://www.avclub.com/article/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-actor-jailed-for-possessing-107606
Obviously been around for quite some time. The best I found once hidden in a bush was $40 wrapped up in a sock. I'm sure it was drug money and I've ruined some guy's chance for coke that day.
 
More importantly, why would Derek even have a gun?

Derek comes off as the type of guy who thinks Obummer is gonna come steal his guns and freedoms and all that hyper conservative nonsense. The man barely understands US copyright law and has an even more tenuous grip on how inappropriate it is for a male stripper to start making movies for/with children. Derek has a gun because someday he's Cool Cat's going to use it.
 
Derek comes off as the type of guy who thinks Obummer is gonna come steal his guns and freedoms and all that hyper conservative nonsense. The man barely understands US copyright law and has an even more tenuous grip on how inappropriate it is for a male stripper to start making movies for/with children. Derek has a gun because someday he's Cool Cat's going to use it.
He advocates alternatul fuels and going grink, though, so he isn't full-on right-wing crazy. His brand knows no political spectrum.
 
He advocates alternatul fuels and going grink, though, so he isn't full-on right-wing crazy. His brand knows no political spectrum.

Plus, he lives in LA (I think), and people tend to be pretty liberal there. Also, if he was a full-on right wing nut job who loves guns, he probably wouldn't make a movie about how dangerous guns are.

He's just completely out-of-touch with reality, but like @Henry Bemis said I don't sense any political overtones, even if he thinks that there are.
 
Cool Cat calls Derek "daddy" because he is aware that Derek created him. It's weird.
when will we geta Cool Cat and Sonichu crossover?

I mnaged to get hold of the Cool Cat video and I plan on streaming it on Cytube for you kiwis.
already watched it with @skeletonfucker, @Olhelm and @Stratomsk .

Is friday afternoon ok for you kiwis?
 
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I'm assuming he's just a walking mass of contradictions. Jan once said Dan Quinn was Jace at 50, but I'm thinking if Pastor Faggot's bible thumping got to Jace, he'd be Derek Savage in some capacity or another. Religious Books on the same site as being a male stripper? Girls with guns? A wholesome furry character that the author somewhat identifies with? Derek Savage is Jace at 50 if Pastor Faggot and/or Gail got to him well enough.
 
Plus, he lives in LA (I think), and people tend to be pretty liberal there. Also, if he was a full-on right wing nut job who loves guns, he probably wouldn't make a movie about how dangerous guns are.
Reminded me of Mike Jittlov just now, he's another guy from Hollywood with a film to tell!

I mnaged to get hold of the Cool Cat video and I plan on streaming it on Cytube for you kiwis.
already watched it with @skeletonfucker, @Olhelm and @Stratomsk .

Is friday afternoon ok for you kiwis?
That sounds fine!
 
That reminds me, isn't it a tad hypocritical to make a "Stay away from guns" video when you've been using a gun for decades?
There wasn't so much of a "stay away from guns" message so much as there was a "if you just find a gun lying around (for some odd reason) you should probably tell someone responsible." That said, I'm not sure that Derek Savage can successfully handle any moral or message.
 
There wasn't so much of a "stay away from guns" message so much as there was a "if you just find a gun lying around (for some odd reason) you should probably tell someone responsible." That said, I'm not sure that Derek Savage can successfully handle any moral or message.
After these recent events, I'm pretty sure he won't be.
 
I'm assuming he's just a walking mass of contradictions. Jan once said Dan Quinn was Jace at 50, but I'm thinking if Pastor Faggot's bible thumping got to Jace, he'd be Derek Savage in some capacity or another. Religious Books on the same site as being a male stripper? Girls with guns? A wholesome furry character that the author somewhat identifies with? Derek Savage is Jace at 50 if Pastor Faggot and/or Gail got to him well enough.
I don't know... Soap the Parkour Wolf would probably encourage kids to pick up guns they find on the ground and fight the bullies. I would love to see children's books next to all the Deagle Nation content on his website though.

That said, I'm not sure that Derek Savage can successfully handle any moral or message.
I want to see Cool Cat deal with more controversial topics. "Cool Cat loves all kids, even the ones that aren't born yet!"
 
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