💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[Dr. Meme]

http://www.coolcatlovesyou.com/

 

[Abethedemon]

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
This guy is super cool! I rather like the eccentricity of his output. He puts out all sorts of stupid stuff for entirely different audiences and puts them on the same website.

 

[Hmmpf!]

Guess us Kiwis can give Daddy Derek a Boogie Woogie

 

[MalWart]

get the feeling he doesn't have kids.

I bet he's not supposed to be near them.

 

[Hmmpf!]

"Oh, wow! She's got kids that must mean she's got money."

...
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I get the feeling he doesn't have kids.

"Im Daddy Derek, and i love aaaaall kids! "

"and babies! "

 

[HexBawxUno]

"Cool Cat is cooler than Barney the Dinosaur"? I wonder what x86x2 would think. Would he agree because it's standing up to Barney, or call it Barneyshit for its quality?

 

[Dr. Meme]

Derek's Books are pretty hilarious too

http://www.dereksavage.com/

Spoiler: SWEET REVENGE

After the Viper's street gang murder Brandon Swanson's family, he goes to the police. But the police are powerless against the hardened gang members. So Brandon finds his own way to rectify the problem.

Brandon joins forces with his brother and childhood friends and these guys know the true meaning of family hood. If someone kills your family, then it's Sweet Revenge time! And they have an assortment of weapons that could rock the US Military.

The story has little to no profanity with a message that White and Black people can live in friendship and overcome adversities together.

"A ScreenPlay"

Spoiler: Devil President

In “THE DEVIL PRESIDENT”, Jonathon’s life is thrown into complete chaos as economic troubles and terrorism soar worldwide. Then the President of the USA is assassinated and the VP takes control. But the new President has an evil agenda, and that is for everyone to bow and worship him or be killed.


As Jonathon faces the toughest battle of his life, he finds hope by turning to God. But is this enough? Can God save him from the Devil President?


This amazing story mirrors this unpredictable world in many ways, but yet it delivers hope and inspiration that will stir the soul of its readers.

Spoiler: Midnight Stripper

James Knight lives a boring day-to-day routine as an accountant,
but his best friend persuades him into entering a male dancer contest and he actually wins.
He then meets a beautiful woman at the club and becomes enticed by the stripping world,
but reality soon hits as he experiences the darker side of the business.
But which does he choose, the love of a lady or the stripping life?

 

[AN/ALR56]

I expect rule34 of this.
And I think his reaction will be priceless.

 

[Donbasstard]

I'm not sure if I'd want to purchase classes in gun safety from a guy with such awesome trigger finger discipline being displayed in his promotional material. I think he learned from Mel Gibson and Danny Glover.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

"Cool Cat is cooler than Barney the Dinosaur"? I wonder what x86x2 would think. Would he agree because it's standing up to Barney, or call it Barneyshit for its quality?

Knowing him, it's probably going to be the latter.

And to be frank, I think Derek's about as certified to teach gun safety as he is cyberbullying. Which is not at all.

 

[Ravana]

I have an unedited copy of Cool Cat. I sent one to RedLetterMedia too. You may have seen the shitty poster that comes with it.

 

[P.A]

I have an unedited copy of Cool Cat. I sent one to RedLetterMedia too. You may have seen the shitty poster that comes with it.

And then the whole world will know about Eric Estrada drunkedly mumbling "'DERE HE IS!".

 

[Von Clausewitz]

IHE didn't handle this situation very well, he should have waited a few days for things to settle down and than react more calmly than he did.
IHE could have played that cool, and then have exposed the guy as the hypocrite he is.

Edit: Mistakes, spelling, etc.
(My brain is not working right today. Need more coffee. I'm writing more nonsense than usual.)

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

So, lemme get this straight. This guy made a video to help people against bullying, and then immediately starts bullying his detractors and critics.

Irony police, arrest this man!

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

there was a porn actor in his cool cat movie too, starring as the cop that arrests some of the ten year old bullies
and I have way too many Goddamn cool cat memes on my phone

 

[Ravana]

Butch the Bully's painting that wall! It's not cool to..........paint on someone's wall!

 

[Warden]

Goin' Grink is my favorite quote of his entire franchise.

Does Derek have any family or friends? He seems to be weirdly alone.

 

[Ravana]

He has Momma Cat

 

[Von Clausewitz]

there was a porn actor in his cool cat movie too, starring as the cop that arrests some of the ten year old bullies
and I have way too many Goddamn cool cat memes on my phone
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That looks like the shittiest apocalypse movie ever.

 

[RP 520]

Goin' Grink is my favorite quote of his entire franchise.

Does Derek have any family or friends? He seems to be weirdly alone.

They're kept in his basement fridge most likely.