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if you were locked in a barn with 17 horses and 9 goats which do you think would try to kill you first and if you had a pointed stick do you think you could survive the night?
 
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ChooChewJas72: hello do you like phone s?
ChooChewJas72: sex?
CyberOnWheels: Heck ya!
ChooChewJas72: r u alone?
CyberOnWheels: Always.
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ChooChewJas72: call me
CyberOnWheels: K!
ChooChewJas72: what's your name?
CyberOnWheels: Brenda
ChooChewJas72: age?
CyberOnWheels: Yours?
ChooChewJas72: Jeff
CyberOnWheels: Read my profile, dummy!
CyberOnWheels:
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ChooChewJas72: 12!
ChooChewJas72: I don't wanna go to jail
CyberOnWheels: Almost 13.
CyberOnWheels: Jail???
CyberOnWheels: For phone sex?
ChooChewJas72: u r young
CyberOnWheels: What are you, a pussy?
ChooChewJas72: 914 714 4845
ChooChewJas72: not at all
CyberOnWheels:
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ChooChewJas72: call me now
CyberOnWheels: Lets get started here and then I'll call so you can hear me come.
ChooChewJas72: I insist that its all over the phone
ChooChewJas72: I want to hear u
CyberOnWheels: Why?
ChooChewJas72: I like it
CyberOnWheels: Me too but I wanna find out about who you are first, silly!
ChooChewJas72: no I like the mystery
CyberOnWheels: The mystery is gonna be why I didn't make you come unless you tell me about yourself.
ChooChewJas72: I am 24 and seperated
ChooChewJas72: enough said
CyberOnWheels: Besides I am waiting for something to download before I can get off line.
ChooChewJas72: do you have any pics?
CyberOnWheels: It'll only be a few minutes.
CyberOnWheels: Nope. No pics. But I can tell you about me if you tell me about you.
ChooChewJas72: that's ok
ChooChewJas72: what do you like?
CyberOnWheels: I like...
CyberOnWheels: anal
CyberOnWheels: bondage
CyberOnWheels: giving oral but not receiving, (bad infections)
CyberOnWheels: hot candle wax
ChooChewJas72: infections?
CyberOnWheels: Ya, from the chair.
ChooChewJas72: oh
CyberOnWheels: Bed sores and bleeding ulcerations.
CyberOnWheels: So what are you into?
ChooChewJas72: everything
CyberOnWheels: Whats the kinkiest?
ChooChewJas72: anal with a girl and another girl behind me with a strap on
CyberOnWheels: Wow! How big is your ass?
ChooChewJas72: what do you mean?
CyberOnWheels: How much cock can you take?
ChooChewJas72: a whole one
ChooChewJas72: u?
CyberOnWheels: Nice.
CyberOnWheels: I can take lots in my ass.
CyberOnWheels: Cuz of the accident.
CyberOnWheels: Can't feel a thing.
ChooChewJas72: too bad
CyberOnWheels: Ever do a Voltaire's Angry Glove?
ChooChewJas72: what's that?
CyberOnWheels: You take a rubber gardening glove and smear it with paste...
CyberOnWheels: then...
CyberOnWheels: you rub sand into it...
CyberOnWheels: and slowly force it in your partners ass.
ChooChewJas72: that doesn't sound too good to me
ChooChewJas72: hurts too much
CyberOnWheels: The object is to make them cry or pee.
ChooChewJas72: I bet
CyberOnWheels: It's a domination thing.
CyberOnWheels: What about Cleveland Steamers?
ChooChewJas72: I don't know any wierd shit
CyberOnWheels: Oh, you just do normal stuff.
ChooChewJas72: yes
CyberOnWheels: Like letting chicks tool you in the ass with a plastic cock.
ChooChewJas72: of course
CyberOnWheels: Why didnt you just find a dude to do it?
ChooChewJas72: I don't like guys
CyberOnWheels: Then don't turn around.
ChooChewJas72: I just really love women and that happens to feel good to me
CyberOnWheels: Sure.
ChooChewJas72: Fuck you if you don't believe me then
CyberOnWheels: Ever let a beautiful woman take a dump on your chest?
ChooChewJas72: I don't care
CyberOnWheels: I beleive you.
ChooChewJas72: no
CyberOnWheels: You'd love it.
CyberOnWheels: I know it sounds gross but it's really sensual.
ChooChewJas72: u r turning me off
CyberOnWheels: My old man-nurse Chad had me do it for him til he got fired.
CyberOnWheels: No, no. Listen.
CyberOnWheels: Here's what he'd have me do.
CyberOnWheels: He'd finger my ass real nice til it was all loose.
CyberOnWheels: Then he'd drip hot candle wax up my ass til it formed a plug of sorts.
CyberOnWheels: Then he'd feed me nothing but tainted pork and draft beer for days.
ChooChewJas72: U r sick!
CyberOnWheels: Then he'd lay under me when I was ready to blow and pry out the wax, showering himself with wormy ass-vomit.
CyberOnWheels: I'm sick, yes. I've been in the chair for three years now.
CyberOnWheels: But I'm sexy!
CyberOnWheels: Did you ever suck your own poop off the strap on?
CyberOnWheels: Hello?
CyberOnWheels: Hello?
ChooChewJas72: I'm not going to talk to yoou as long as you talk like that
CyberOnWheels: I was just telling you some of the things I've done, in case you want to experiment.
CyberOnWheels: I think it's sexy that you enjoy homosexual types of sex and thought I could broaden your horizons.
CyberOnWheels: So what do YOU want to talk about?
ChooChewJas72: nothing I just wanna have phone sex
CyberOnWheels: It's almost done downloading.
CyberOnWheels: I just want to know what kind of sex you wanna have so I dont make you mad again.
ChooChewJas72: normal
CyberOnWheels: Ok. Here's a fantasy.
CyberOnWheels: I am laying on my broken back, limp like a jellyfish when you walk in the door.
CyberOnWheels: You get on top of me, fuck me and leave.
CyberOnWheels: Normal enough?
ChooChewJas72: yes
CyberOnWheels: Or do you need something shoved up your ass like a truck stop homo before you can come?
ChooChewJas72: FUCK YOU!
CyberOnWheels: Ever cruise adult book stores?
CyberOnWheels: I mean, seriously.
ChooChewJas72: I gave you the wrong phone number anyway
ChooChewJas72: I have no idea who's number that was
CyberOnWheels: If you are gonna go around taking it up the fanny, you may as well get a free cup of joe or bus fare out of the deal.
CyberOnWheels: I'm trying to be friendly and you go flying off the handle.
CyberOnWheels: You have anger issues, huh?
CyberOnWheels: Maybe my nice lips wrapped around your pretty cock would help?
CyberOnWheels:
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CyberOnWheels: ?
ChooChewJas72: yes
CyberOnWheels: Lay back and take down your pants.
ChooChewJas72: no
CyberOnWheels: Feel the blood flow into your cock as I tongue your beautiful bag.
CyberOnWheels: Yes!
CyberOnWheels: I rub my hand over your hard ass cheek as I suck your cock.
ChooChewJas72: over the phone only
CyberOnWheels: My hand slips and vanishes inside your gaping homo ass.
ChooChewJas72: FUCK YOU
CyberOnWheels: I pull out a guys phone number and an old work boot.
CyberOnWheels: Then I find a cordless drill, a baby and your brothers picture.
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She doesn't have to be beautiful
She doesn’t have to be smart
She only has to be rich
In adipose tissue, please, please
She won’t miss anything from me
She doesn't even have to kiss me
Doesn’t need to comfort me with grapes
She only has to have huge tits
Big tits
 
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