Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Feyd-Robert Rekieta said:
He probably has 8-9 years to left to live. No way those infections on his feet, penis, in his mouth, and in his legs will leave him standing much longer.
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You see, vitch, all of my diseases are in perfect balance! I am God! I am indestructible!

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Chance if he ever went for a checkup.
 
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Artaius said:
He has a lot of teeth that are clearly broken with the roots still in. If that shit hits his bloodstream it is going right for the brain.
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Y'know, I'm not actually sure about that. As far as we know, he's only ever broken the front one, and he might not have ever had the others. He doesn't have the room for much, that's for sure, and with how fucked up the front ones are, it's hard to tell what he has and doesn't have.
Feyd-Robert Rekieta said:
He probably has 8-9 years to left to live. No way those infections on his feet, penis, in his mouth, and in his legs will leave him standing much longer.
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Marty once said he's either going to outlive everyone, or die tomorrow. No in-between.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Y'know, I'm not actually sure about that. As far as we know, he's only ever broken the front one, and he might not have ever had the others. He doesn't have the room for much, that's for sure, and with how fucked up the front ones are, it's hard to tell what he has and doesn't have.

Marty once said he's either going to outlive everyone, or die tomorrow. No in-between.
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Imagine the Goblin being the SuperHyperCentinerian and become a real life folklore.
 
Raxxinator said:
The fact that he’s managed to live this long, underfed & diseased in squalid conditions shared with vermin, makes me wonder if goblins are extremophiles. I can’t explain it, but I feel like he’d be able to survive in the vacuum of space.
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Let's put him into the core of the sun and then we'll see.
 
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