Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

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Ruin said:
So there are sliders. For dicks at least.

This from PC or console? Some reports are the console version is censored and only PC gets full frontal.
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From what I can tell there arn't any physical PC release and everything is just codes. So we probably have to wait until D-day for PC things (like piracy)
 

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Ruin said:
What's everyone's origin going to be? For my first run I'm going street kid because it's the most stereotypically cyberpunk.
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Corpo. I'm going to concentrate on social / diplomacy skills, and be as stereotypically evil and duplicitous as I possibly can. It's been quite a while since I was last able to be a real arsehole in an RPG; I think Pillars of Eternity 2 was the last one where you could do that. It had "cruel" marked dialogue options which got you bonuses for certain classes if you took them enough (the Steel Garrotte and Bleak Walkers paladin orders specifically).

Before that, I think it was Pillars 1 which had a similar dispositions system and, wow, Torment from 1999. That was the last RPG before Pillars 2 that I recall had the ability to be actively malevolent (sorry, but turning colonists into hats in Rimworld and declaring yourself God Emperor in Frostpunk and being Chaos or Dark Elves in Total Warhammer 2 doesn't count as those are strategy games; I said RPGs.) ELEX had the "cold" meter but that was more callousness than out and out intentional evil and it was tied in with the idea that the super soldier serum that Jax had gone cold turkey from blunted your emotions as a side effect so it was measuring your ability to break free from the Albs and the influence of the Hybrid. Ditto Gothic. And Renegade Shepard in ME was just a dick who did the right thing deep down, more ruthless than evil. Dragon Age was similar in that respect. Baldur's Gate had evil party members but Charname couldn't himself be too much of an arse - indeed, evil choices and resolutions caused the game to punish you pretty hard; if you handed over Valygar to the Cowled Wizards pretty much everyone in your party other than Edwin and Korgan (so, the wannabe evil wizard overlord and the Dwarfen berserker) would leave you forever, for instance.

But, yeah, Torment I think was the last game before Pillars that you could be truly moustache-twirlingly evil in. You could gaslight Annah into hopeless devotion like your former self did with Deionnara; feed Grace the renegade succubus to the Pillar of Skulls; sell other companions into slavery; remind Dak'kon, a zen ninja master from a people to whom slavery as a concept was the worst thing imaginable, repeatedly, that because he swore eternal loyalty to your former self, he had become a slave; prove to the same Dak'kon that his entire religion was made up for shiggles; double cross practically everyone you met; and still get the best ending if you played your cards right.

MooseGump said:
The map triggers my "collect fucking everything" sense like something fierce, jesus christ
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That is an even denser amount of question marks than Skellige in W3, even if it is totally zoomed out. Possibly confirms that Night City is as vertical as they claim.
 
Raging Capybara said:
But I want an uncut dick, is it possible?
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Yes

I assume that the reason there's no titty slider but there is a dick slider is to do with the shooting animations. It would be a giant pain in the ass to account for different breast sizes. Actually, thinking about it, has there been any FPS games other than jurassic world trespasser that features a female playable character with huge tits?
 
Ginger Piglet said:
FTFY
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Keira Metz is the only woman in the Witcher cast that can take a futa all the way through. That is why she is not pictured.

Also in before "big think" articles from cat women and trannies about the time they spent with the dong slider.
 
Nahash said:
Yes

I assume that the reason there's no titty slider but there is a dick slider is to do with the shooting animations. It would be a giant pain in the ass to account for different breast sizes. Actually, thinking about it, has there been any FPS games other than jurassic world trespasser that features a female playable character with huge tits?
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They don't have any titty animations since you're in first person with no body view.
 
Ruin said:
Can we put a dick on top of another dick? Asking the real questions here.
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Stay away from hemipenises, okay? I remember the old days of /f/, and I know what that leads to. It's all well and good when your mom lets you have two dicks, Billy, but then two won't be enough. You want more; you need more. When you get done mutating yourself and your mind finally collapses under the strain of processing input from your seventeen dickfingers and twenty-odd cuntmouths, that first doubledong will return to haunt your mind, in that instant, until the heat death of the universe. Once you grow a second dick, you're just a hop, skip, and a furry away from going full Corruption of Champions.

Friends don't let friends go full CoC.
 
Mooger Meng said:
Stay away from hemipenises, okay? I remember the old days of /f/, and I know what that leads to. It's all well and good when your mom lets you have two dicks, Billy, but then two won't be enough. You want more; you need more. When you get done mutating yourself and your mind finally collapses under the strain of processing input from your seventeen dickfingers and twenty-odd cuntmouths, that first doubledong will return to haunt your mind, in that instant, until the heat death of the universe. Once you grow a second dick, you're just a hop, skip, and a furry away from going full Corruption of Champions.

Friends don't let friends go full CoC.
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