Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

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Apparently you can customize your genitalia. That is amazing. Finally a game for me.
I would love to make V a female character with a small male genitalia. That way she'd have balls in the literal and figurative sense.

This is next generation right here.
 
what's the limit on dick size here? can I make it so big it's larger around than my thighs and hangs down to my ankles? can I have two of them? what about nonhuman dicks, can I have a daggerlike bedbug dick? how about a neon rainbow horse cock? how elastic is foreskin and can that be altered? can I weaponize my genitalia? if so, what's CDPR's stance on vagina dentata and phallus machinegunata? do my balls take a clip or a magazine?
 
Can I use my penis as a weapon?

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The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
 
I still think it's only going to be swappable between M/F genitals not the precise junk sculpting that everyone is blowing it up to be.
 
Can't wait to see Anita Sarkeesian's reaction to customized genitalia.

Given that she and her dwarfslave Jonathan McIntosh shrieked about Witcher 3 and that male enemies shouted "gendered slurs" at Ciri while trying to murder her, it'll probably be something like, "because CDPR have a history of transmisogyny this isn't representation but cultural appropriation."
 
After all the furor surrounding this game's marketing and pre-release coverage, I'm really glad I had no expectations for it. Unless they horribly cock something up, I'm sure it will be at least a decently enjoyable FPS if you don't think about what was promised.

Also this is a golden opportunity to one-up Saints Row by allowing you to beat people to death with your actual dick.
 
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