Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

[Back me up!]

2020 and games are still at only skyrim levels of polish
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This would make a excellent "I must go, my planet needs me" gif.

 

[haurchefant]

Gonna camp out in this thread. Christmas came early with TLOU2 and Christmas has come once again with Trannypunk 77. Great Shazam ye provider of bountiful fruits and the only good DC movie, I thank you for this feast that I am about to receive. I love 2020. What a magnificent blessed year.

 

[Sithis]

VIDEO GAMES! AND SEX!
SEX IN VIDEO GAMES!!
WOW!!!

Joytoy time (the colors are way off. I was recording HDR clips at this time)-0sniwd.mp4

(some poolish man had to mocap this in warsaw. "y-yes matka, I am big video game developer now.").

I have to give them credit. It must have taken a lot of effort to make pixelated sex in 2020 look as unappealing as the hot coffee mod for GTASA.

 

[Drihten]

2020 and games are still at only skyrim levels of polish
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Is this the Cyberpunk Space Programme? I hope you can volunteer for that, would be funny.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

What is kiwifarms verdict on this heaping pile of high expectation.

Verdict:
Wait for the enhanced edition of the Blade Runner Game from 97 or play the old one.

 

[SiccDicc]

They hired all the EA people that were washed out when the IdPol became unprofitable.

Again. They're Polacks.

 

[LUNEKO]

2020 and games are still at only skyrim levels of polish
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Gotta grant it to todd, for all the shit i've given him over the years, there's still no motherfucker on earth that has been able to one up them in their department, turns out Skyrim was trully the peak

 

[Ruin]

2020 and games are still at only skyrim levels of polish
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And this is after three delays.

 

[Reverend]

Again. They're Polacks.

Poles can still do some good things but I think hiring ex-EA IdPol rejects was a mistake.

 

[Nom Carver]

God that just looks...awful. Honestly don't know why they'd even bother since 1st person melee combat is next to impossible to get right. The only modern game I can think off that comes close is Kingdom Come Deliverance.

Dark Messiah of Might and Magic.

 

[SiccDicc]

And this is after three delays.

One of which they specifically said was to polish everything.

 

[Reverend]

So why do Transsexuals not like Cyberpunk again? I was under the impression the devs were pandering to them recently?

The devs didn't pander ENOUGH, and by enough not hire every goddamn trans coder, gamer, and person who ever touched a digital device, give them all 100k/yr salaries and tell them "Yes you are wonderful and beautiful AND a woman/man"

That still won't be enough to please someone that hates themselves so much they must cut off parts of their anatomy in order to become the complete opposite sex because a voice in their head told them they were supposed to be born that way.

You know how to please these people? Ignore them utterly like you would any indolent child and they will go away, that and stay the fuck off twitter.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

The devs didn't pander ENOUGH, and by enough not hire every goddamn trans coder, gamer, and person who ever touched a digital device, give them all 100k/yr salaries and tell them "Yes you are wonderful and beautiful AND a woman/man"

That still won't be enough to please someone that hates themselves so much they must cut off parts of their anatomy in order to become the complete opposite sex because a voice in their head told them they were supposed to be born that way.

You know how to please these people? Ignore them utterly like you would any indolent child and they will go away, that and stay the fuck off twitter.

Lets be honest: most of these complaining troons probably didn't touch their genitals or are even on hormones. At best, they may have highlighted their hair or wore eyeliner...

 

[SiccDicc]

One of which they specifically said was to polish everything.

The irony of this statement is that the Polish can't polish.

 

[Dave.]

I'm desperately hoping that this is going to be fixed in the day one patch because this is embarrassing. This is worse than fallout 4. Hell this is worse than Fallout 76.

 

[Rance's Hyper Weapon]

Dark Messiah of Might and Magic.

Man I fucking love that game.

 

[Reverend]

Lets be honest most of these complaining troons probably didn't touch their genitals or are even on hormones. At best, they may have highlighted their hair or wore eyeliner...

Agreed, they all lack the courage and testicular fortitude to make real changes.

It's all attention whoring on social media where ugly dudes tossed on a wig and started calling themselves "TRANS" to get +1 likes on twitter because their life is so empty and hallow that any acceptance gives them a dopamine rush.

 

[Diabolical diabetic]

Watching the stream of some brave mexican right now jumping from 7 different streaming services to dodge CDPR and so far the things that were mostly notable were

The UI isn't as bad as some screenshots show, for some reason those screenshots apparently had every single UI element turned on, the enemy AI is really underwhelming and so is the partner AI but not as much, shooting is VERY standard for an fps, most of the technical problems come in the form of animations not happening (honestly the most likely thing to be fixed by a day one patch), the quick hacks you can do seem cool but the more complex ones are pretty badly implemented, time stops mid fight and the music cuts out and you go into a standard hacking minigame.
honestly even without technical problems the gameplay just looks so average, maybe he didn't upgrade the "make guns fun" perk who knows

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

2020 and games are still at only skyrim levels of polish
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"Its just a little airborne, its still good , its still good!"

 

[Cliff Booth]

Has anyone seen in the leaks if I'm able to give my white dickgirl afro puffs?