CWC MUGSHOT 2K14

[The Dude]

He looks like Rowdy Roddy Piper circa 1994 if Roddy had gained 60 pounds and just got off a coke bender.

 

[Hmmpf!]

I wonder if I can get an autographed print.

Your wish is my command:

Spoiler

Hint: look at the top right.

 

[drmccoy]

Wonderful. The continuing Chris-Chan Christmas Present. His stupid sunglasses are off and his headband is gone. Are those scratches on his cheeks? He looks exactly like he should. Good. He deserves it.

Man, I really wonder if he put up some sort of resistance.

 

[Do You Realize]

The years have not been kind to Hermione Granger.

You owe me a new monitor.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

Chris Lilley + Chris Chan = Crystal

Spoiler: Chris squared

 

[normankrasner]

Is a police report available?

 

[JudgeDredd]

I'm so happy. Thank you 2014. You've been too good to me.

hey i slaved over a phone for you at least you could thank me?

Naw Lul JK

 

[strayfies]

Honestly it's like someone had to tell him to stop smiling and this was his only recourse.

 

[Chuggernaut]

I love that, despite how awful he looks, the picture succeeds in making him look more badass than he ever looked back when he was TRYING to look badass. Heh. Remember the Gay Trucker outfit?

I think there's a line that needs to be drawn somewhere between looking badass and looking like someone who preys on children. Of all Chris' traits, "will stand up to and beat the hell out of people who appear bigger and stronger than him" is not one.

 

[Holdek]

Too manly and handsome. And last time I checked, he doesn't wear plaid shirts like that.

She was at the trial and this is what he looked like.

 

[soldant]

Lurker here who felt compelled to post by this photo - if I didn't know who this was, I'd find this mugshot vaguely disturbing.

 

[Ouija Board]

Since we are doing photoshops I decided to contribute something:

Spoiler

 

[Stud2Stud]

Since we are doing photoshops I decided to contribute something:

Isn't that one of the bad guys in "Big trouble in Little China"?

 

[Holdek]

Besides his mother and roommate at holding, I can only imagine they had to air out the police station when he left.

Jails stink anyway. They arrest all sorts of homeless and crazy people who bathe less frequently than Chris. Some of them are even so mentally disturbed that they smear their own feces all over themselves and eat it too .

He looks constipated.

Not sure if that's Christorically possible.

 

[4-Cent Barbage]

The years have not been kind to Hermione Granger.

A raging butterbeer and chocolate frog addiction led to her incarceration in Azkaban.

Spoiler

 

[ON 190]

he looks like phil spector with that hair

A bit late, but you rang?

 

[JudgeDredd]

A raging butterbeer and chocolate frog addiction led to her incarceration in Azkaban.

Spoiler

Uh No? Its Autiban

 

[Fwiffo]

20-year-old Chris getting a glimpse of his grim future...

 

[Lysistrata]

Oh, I take it this is the same pout he made when Bell called him an adult autistic child.

He honestly looks like a toddler who's been told "no." I know his psychological neoteny shouldn't be surprising but god-damn...

 

[Slowboat to China]

Oh, man. I laughed out loud when I opened that picture. I'm sure Chris is trying to show us his scary &/or angry face at this heinous miscarriage of justice, but he just looks like a concussed hobbit.