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AnOminous said:
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>tfw such a soyboy you are too weak to open your bottles of soylent
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At this point I would buy it if someone said Soylent is some sort of eugenics programm run by Alex Jones.
Anyone dumb enough to fall for this shit will become weaker and more of a pussy until they are first unable to procreate and then die out, once they become too limp to open their bottles of Soylent and thus slowly fade out of the gene pool.
 
RomanesEuntDomus said:
At this point I would buy it if someone said Soylent is some sort of eugenics programm run by Alex Jones.
Anyone dumb enough to fall for this shit will become weaker and more of a pussy until they are first unable to procreate and then die out, once they become too limp to open their bottles of Soylent and thus slowly fade out of the gene pool.
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"Ha," Thought the /r/LateStageCapitalism moderator, as he clicked the "ban" button and fired the digital first shot in the revolution. "That'll teach that cracker." He grunted as he reached towards his mini-fridge with quite an effort - nobody said the revolution would be easy. As the light from the fridge illuminated his ashen-white skin, he plucked a squat plastic bottle from the shelf. It was Soylent nectar- his favorite. He was famished after a hard days' work of deleting evil capitalist posts from the subreddit, but there was a problem. Try as he might, the lid simply wouldn't budge. Though his arms quivered and shook, the lid remained stationary. In a fit of rage, he sent the Soylent bottle slamming into his desk, where it landed with a loud thud. It wasn't his fault he couldn't open the drink - muscles are fascist anyway. As a single tear dribbled down his cheek, the LateStageCapitalism moderator grabbed his mouse and navigated over to Blacked.com, determined not to let that evil, alt-right Soylent bottle ruin his day.
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Sword Fighter Super said:
Why the fuck are people drinking this shit?
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I knew a guy who ordered Soylent as soon as it came out.

He said he was excited not to "have" to eat food every day, thereby saving important time for his Pokemon fanfic writing.

I assume that by this time he's had himself castrated so he can save time he would have wasted having s. . . time he would have wasted masturbating
 
AnOminous said:
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>tfw such a soyboy you are too weak to open your bottles of soylent
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I once tried to open a bottle of V8 whose cap was on so tightly that the vertical "grip" ridges along the cap dug into my skin and pulled the top layer off of my palm. (:_(
 
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