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Krispy Skream said:
I didn't say they were trustworthy. I said they're hard to curse.
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Can vouch for this. There's a stupid goat across the road from me, always gives me dirty looks whenever I walk by. Been trying to curse it for years now, studied the old texts, tainted my soul black with the embrace from the old ones, now the goat has a Mercedes and a condo in aspen and I keep hearing creepy whispers when I sleep at night.
 
Count groudon said:
Can vouch for this. There's a stupid goat across the road from me, always gives me dirty looks whenever I walk by. Been trying to curse it for years now, studied the old texts, tainted my soul black with the embrace from the old ones, now the goat has a Mercedes and a condo in aspen and I keep hearing creepy whispers when I sleep at night.
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You may have won. Aspen has been a godless land since Hunter S. Thompson cursed its soil with his own blood. Not even goats can handle that shit today.
 
Count groudon said:
Can vouch for this. There's a stupid goat across the road from me, always gives me dirty looks whenever I walk by. Been trying to curse it for years now, studied the old texts, tainted my soul black with the embrace from the old ones, now the goat has a Mercedes and a condo in aspen and I keep hearing creepy whispers when I sleep at night.
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Good. Soon you will see visions of what cannot be and hear the music that comes from songs not of our time or plane. Welcome the embrace of the dark word that come gibbering from beyond the wall.

And punch that goat. He's probably talking shit about your mom.
 
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