"Current year" terms that piss you off

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beanswtf said:
I'm still confused as to why people consider it a part of the LGBT community. If you aren't interested in anyone and don't fuck, then why be associated?
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I've ranted about this previously too. Asexuals don't belong to any spectrum (except maybe the autism spectrum), because their name by its very definition means they don't like sex. Even the biggest flaming faggots love to suck cock and take it in the ass, and the biggest turbo dykes love to clean carpet. Asexuals, on the other hand, don't like either of it. The gays, lesbians, and bisexuals have sex drives comparable to us straights, only their brains are wired backwards to be attracted to members of the same sex...but at heart, they still get sexual arousal and have the desire to put their genitals in/on stuff. Asexuals are just lobotomized snowflakes who are just insecure.
 
Michael Jacks0n said:
I've ranted about this previously too. Asexuals don't belong to any spectrum (except maybe the autism spectrum), because their name by its very definition means they don't like sex. Even the biggest flaming faggots love to suck cock and take it in the ass, and the biggest turbo dykes love to clean carpet. Asexuals, on the other hand, don't like either of it. The gays, lesbians, and bisexuals have sex drives comparable to us straights, only their brains are wired backwards to be attracted to members of the same sex...but at heart, they still get sexual arousal and have the desire to put their genitals in/on stuff. Asexuals are just lobotomized snowflakes who are just insecure.
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Unfortunately as a member of the 'tism community, we do not claim the asexuals. I will now be passing them on to the dyslexics. Roads rise to meet you all, and good luck handling their faggotry, or lack thereof.
 
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beanswtf said:
Unfortunately as a member of the 'tism community, we do not claim the asexuals. I will now be passing them on to the dyslexics. Roads ride to meet you all, and good luck handling their faggotry, or lack thereof.
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Hey, we dyslexics don't want to deal with these guys either. I feel like the down syndrome community is a better fit for them.
 
Michael Jacks0n said:
I've ranted about this previously too. Asexuals don't belong to any spectrum (except maybe the autism spectrum), because their name by its very definition means they don't like sex. Even the biggest flaming faggots love to suck cock and take it in the ass, and the biggest turbo dykes love to clean carpet. Asexuals, on the other hand, don't like either of it. The gays, lesbians, and bisexuals have sex drives comparable to us straights, only their brains are wired backwards to be attracted to members of the same sex...but at heart, they still get sexual arousal and have the desire to put their genitals in/on stuff. Asexuals are just lobotomized snowflakes who are just insecure.
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I've always been of the opinion that there are virtually zero legit cases of asexuality, save those resulting from complete genital destruction/retardation through head trauma, or people with extremely rare neuro-physiological conditions.

I reckon your typical internet spergposting asexual can be divided into three main categories:

1) The abused as a child, 'refuse to deal with my trauma' edgelord
2) The secret fag/dyke who would rather LARP as heterosexual (but not interested in sex) rather than come out as a fag/dyke
3) The terminally ugly, awkward, or incel fags amongst us who would rather claim sexual disinterest than admit they couldn't get laid AT ALL
 
Asexuality is just a means of attention seeking in the same way pansexual and non-binary is. They’re ugly incels who use it as a coping mechanism instead of just accepting they’re too pathetic to get laid, or they’re Tumblr “it’s TOTALLY not a phase, mom!” types who have a fit if the slightest hole is poked in their logic. I still remember the absolute shitshow one “ace” threw when I asked why they masturbate if they have no sex drive
 
nigger of the north said:
I've always been of the opinion that there are virtually zero legit cases of asexuality, save those resulting from complete genital destruction/retardation through head trauma, or people with extremely rare neuro-physiological conditions.

I reckon your typical internet spergposting asexual can be divided into three main categories:

1) The abused as a child, 'refuse to deal with my trauma' edgelord
2) The secret fag/dyke who would rather LARP as heterosexual (but not interested in sex) rather than come out as a fag/dyke
3) The terminally ugly, awkward, or incel fags amongst us who would rather claim sexual disinterest than admit they couldn't get laid AT ALL
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Yep, and without powerleveling too much, every "asexual" I knew IRL was either A) an autistic gay person who didn't realize they were just gay along or B) an awkward virgin with body security issues who instantly became horny and sexually active once they actually got laid for the 1st time.
 
Autumnal Equinox said:
Asexuality is just a means of attention seeking in the same way pansexual and non-binary is. They’re ugly incels who use it as a coping mechanism instead of just accepting they’re too pathetic to get laid, or they’re Tumblr “it’s TOTALLY not a phase, mom!” types who have a fit if the slightest hole is poked in their logic. I still remember the absolute shitshow one “ace” threw when I asked why they masturbate if they have no sex drive
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Michael Jacks0n said:
Yep, and without powerleveling too much, every "asexual" I knew IRL was either A) an autistic gay person who didn't realize they were just gay along or B) an awkward virgin with body security issues who instantly became horny and sexually active once they actually got laid for the 1st time.
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Exactly. If you're still masturbating or gaining any kind of sexual excitement, that points to some kind of psychological or emotional/traumatic hangup. Or as we've mentioned, just being a sperg or hentai-addicted incel who can't get hard without a hairband round his balls.
 
"contactless"
This really got mainstream recently. Oh, no, humans are icky. Better to rely more on technology, to avoid social contact. Meh.
 
Blamo said:
"contactless"
This really got mainstream recently. Oh, no, humans are icky. Better to rely more on technology, to avoid social contact. Meh.
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As if any of it is truly contactless regardless. Human skin shedding, the fact that most masks don't actually block much, and likely improper handling of gloves if most delivery people even want to wear them make this term meaningless. You'd need to have everyone wear full CBRN hazmat if you were actually serious about it. It's just a show to try and convince the I FUCKIN WUV DA SIENCEers to finally come out of their hovels for two seconds to pick up the food they've ordered.
 
Toolbox said:
As if any of it is truly contactless regardless. Human skin shedding, the fact that most masks don't actually block much, and likely improper handling of gloves if most delivery people even want to wear them make this term meaningless. You'd need to have everyone wear full CBRN hazmat if you were actually serious about it. It's just a show to try and convince the I FUCKIN WUV DA SIENCEers to finally come out of their hovels for two seconds to pick up the food they've ordered.
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Soy crew is only feeling secure when they have their Fisher price styled apps. Of course if they were actually smart maybe they wouldn't waste their money on ordering food all the time. hah
 
-"Chaotic energy/aura" No, you do not have chaotic energy. You're a 20-something zoomer with boundary issues.
-Dog whistle, because everyone they don't like must somehow secretly be a Nazi of some kind.
-Smashing your face on the keyboard (ex: onpsaijohpjfuhpuwnoan we stan). It's not cute or funny.
-Able-bodied/differently abled. What was wrong with handicapped?
-Fascist/nazi. They've both been run into the ground so much that they've lost all meaning (to normal, functioning adults.)
-Adulting, because having normal responsibilities ARE SOOOOOOOO HARD U GUYZ!!!!111!!!11!
-Pansexual (read: bisexuality for pretentious assholes.)
-People of color
 
"Accessibility" - a website I use for my hobby rebranded last year and a small portion of the community claimed it gave them seizures and migraines. Even though the rebranding wasn't a huge difference. I dunno, I'm skeptical. Anyway, they created a accessibility hashtag on Twitter about it and haven't shut up about it since.

"Ableism" - I'm mildly disabled but I don't go around making a big deal about things. If I can't do something anymore I either figure out another way to do it or don't do it at all. The world doesn't exist to cater to me.

All the de-humanizing language replacing the word woman. Instead of being inclusive by saying "pregnant women, trans men, and non-binaries" we started saying "birthing people" which sounds retarded. All we had to do to be inclusive was add people to the list, but no. We had to reduce women to their reproductive abilities, something feminism has fought very hard to get away from.

But what I really hate more than any buzzwords is how the current year set of acceptable language is constantly changing and if you don't keep up, you're literally Hitler. Take the word transgendered for example. It wasn't so many years ago that it was considered a perfectly fine word to describe trans people. Now, it's Super Offensive! It's trans gendered people. Because something about them not being a noun? A verb? I don't know. I'm a tard who doesn't know the parts of English words. Same with black, poc, bipoc - as has been discussed here previously.

It's Nuts. Because the rules change constantly and without notice. So unless you're terminally online, and even if you are (I didn't know about Ellen Page until a couple weeks after she came out, if I had said anything about her on Twitter I would have gotten a mouthful from the trans rights people for deadnaming when it was just ignorance) sometimes, you get dogpiled.

It's exhausting. I hate it.

I refuse to play anymore.
 
Accept Only Substitutes said:
"Accessibility" - a website I use for my hobby rebranded last year and a small portion of the community claimed it gave them seizures and migraines. Even though the rebranding wasn't a huge difference. I dunno, I'm skeptical. Anyway, they created a accessibility hashtag on Twitter about it and haven't shut up about it since.

"Ableism" - I'm mildly disabled but I don't go around making a big deal about things. If I can't do something anymore I either figure out another way to do it or don't do it at all. The world doesn't exist to cater to me.

All the de-humanizing language replacing the word woman. Instead of being inclusive by saying "pregnant women, trans men, and non-binaries" we started saying "birthing people" which sounds retarded. All we had to do to be inclusive was add people to the list, but no. We had to reduce women to their reproductive abilities, something feminism has fought very hard to get away from.

But what I really hate more than any buzzwords is how the current year set of acceptable language is constantly changing and if you don't keep up, you're literally Hitler. Take the word transgendered for example. It wasn't so many years ago that it was considered a perfectly fine word to describe trans people. Now, it's Super Offensive! It's trans gendered people. Because something about them not being a noun? A verb? I don't know. I'm a tard who doesn't know the parts of English words. Same with black, poc, bipoc - as has been discussed here previously.

It's Nuts. Because the rules change constantly and without notice. So unless you're terminally online, and even if you are (I didn't know about Ellen Page until a couple weeks after she came out, if I had said anything about her on Twitter I would have gotten a mouthful from the trans rights people for deadnaming when it was just ignorance) sometimes, you get dogpiled.

It's exhausting. I hate it.

I refuse to play anymore.
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It's not your fault for not knowing something. Like you said, shit moves quickly and you can only do so much without needing a heads up.
 
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"Race soldier," man what the FUCK is this dude smoking?
 
"Valid"

Language to train people to think the default position of the world is that they or their opinion isn't valid. It's perception brainwashing shit.
 
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