Culinary Atrocities - Crimes against food

[sodaboard]

suggestion for your next thanksgiving

 

[Krystal]

Since ramen seems to be somewhat common ITT, have some more ramen.

 

[Bloodrage]

yum

 

[Super Guido]

american cuisine.webm

I showed this to a friend, and she said it'd be good with some adjustments. Seems like way too much to me, personally. I'd nix the nutella and peanut butter, change the jam to something more savory, and use a stronger flavored cheese.

 

[WonderWino]

suggestion for your next thanksgiving
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That looks like it should be the second course for that dinner with the blue squid they were serving in star trek 6

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

SHOCKED and SICKENED that he did not even properly toast the marshmellows and glizzy

 

[BohemianBorzoi]

What is up with pizza in Eastern Europe?

 

[Trombonista]

To be fair, I've had ham and corn on a pizza in Italy, though it looked much better than that.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

What is up with pizza in Eastern Europe?

Remember, this is the sort of "pizza" that Null claimed to enjoy.

 

[BohemianBorzoi]

 

[Frunkiss]

This slop:

 

[Nickel Silver]

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We ants go marching one by one. Hurrah, hurrah.

There's plenty of weird and gross things in this thread, but this has me internally screaming.

I don't see how some people can just eat ze bugs. I'd have to be starving to even consider eating that, and even then the sweet release of death might seem preferable.

 

[King Metalia]

Any recipe that uses margarine instead of real butter is an atrocity by default. I had a high school cooking teacher who had the audacity to put margarine in everything and claim it tastes better than real butter.

 

[souschef]

What is up with pizza in Eastern Europe?
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They've got nothing on brazillian pizza