Culinary Atrocities - Crimes against food

[TheRetardKing]

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We ants go marching one by one. Hurrah, hurrah.

 

[Quijibo69]

Yummy!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

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Looks like I should be dumping it in a bucket to wash my car

 

[Yak-130 Mitten]

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Well done steak is an abomination. At best it is an excuse by children as a fear response. however the challenge of extra chewy meat is no doubt worse than the ickyness of bloody raw tenderness. I hold this belief regardless in the same way I defend and enjoy the most sour fruits, bitter wine, tart cheeses and strong coffee.

No joke, I cannot for the life of me eat uncooked food. It has to be cooked through, otherwise my brain says ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT and makes me either gag or throw up if I swallow it. Goes for beef, fish (once invited for a birthday in sushi restaurant, went very hungry that day), whatever. Even soft boiled eggs are stretching it. Idk maybe some traumatic experience from the past.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Singaporean Pizza Hut has a BUBBLE TEA FLAVORED PIZZA

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and Malaysia made Bubble Tea flavored Instant Noodles.

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this is actually the worst shit in this whole thread, congratulations. what the fuck is wrong with southeast asians?

 

[A Crow Looked at Me]

 

[There She Glows]

Spoiler: pizza crimes

From a pizza chain in Spain

From a pizzaria in Guyana

Do not know the source for this frozen vegetable pizza

From Margaret's Place in Calvert City KY, sold as either 5 pound pizza or 8 pound pizza

Peruvian pizza


Aparecida de Goiânia Brazil's Super Pizza!

More Brazilian pizza



Kengle's favorite pizza

 

[Stan]

I think western style packed school lunches are a cursed format for the meal. It makes everything you put in it unappealing because of the constraints of the format. Hot food prepped at 8am won’t be hot at noon (maybe warm if you use a thermos, not hot though) cold food won’t stay cold (the reusable cold packs do very little imo) and everything is in plastic bags or Tupperware so it feels like you are eating leftovers even if you aren’t.

Sometimes the kids do not have access to a microwave to reheat the food to make it more appealing. I never ate much of them and now my daughter doesn’t want them either. Every one of these stupid boxed lunches I prep, more than 70% of it goes to the dog.

I find bento box style lunchbox is at least a little more visually appealing, since now it’s a cute little tray of choices (carrot sticks in this compartment, cheese in another, tendies/sandwich in the big one, little bit of ranch in the tiny compartment, dessert in the last, etc.) instead of a mixed bag of slop. But it’s telling that when you give kids the choice between a hot school lunch from the cafeteria or a packed lunch they pick the hot lunch every time.

 

[Rich Vos]

Spoiler: pizza crimes

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From a pizza chain in Spain
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From a pizzaria in Guyana
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Do not know the source for this frozen vegetable pizza
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From Margaret's Place in Calvert City KY, sold as either 5 pound pizza or 8 pound pizza
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Peruvian pizza
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Aparecida de Goiânia Brazil's Super Pizza!
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More Brazilian pizza
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Kengle's favorite pizza
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You can't forget The Mestre.

 

[booklover]

This is a favorite YouTuber of mine, who sadly died of cancer in early 2020. Her son runs the channel now. Her most popular videos have >1 million views, and I'm honestly surprised this isn't one of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5JM-aXAo4o&t=143s

 

[Chunky Salsa]

Asked ChatGPT for a Kiwifarms themed dinner.



Pretty uninspired I won't lie.

 

[TETRABAX]

I made some egg pizza

 

[2mm and 99 others]

(This is just a fucked up Easter lamb cake)

 

[souschef]

I swear there was a thread like this before, but it was based around weird jello salads.
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Reminds me of a very disgusting looking dish we have here, called "Cuzcuz paulista"



The food itself isn't anything gross - it's corn flour based, with eggs, sardines, peas, tomatoes etc... but the appearance is absolutely revolting. I know it doesn't taste bad, but i never had the will to actually eat this because it looks like barf

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Sonic curry. For bonus cursed points, throw some natto in.

Since it's just Japanese curry with food coloring, it's probably fine. Just looks gross. Curry isn't supposed to be blue, Sega.

 

[Retarded Weeb]

 

[Dysnomia]

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"your sickening energy slop sir?"

Is this one worse than the chocolate? I love purple haze.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

TONS OF FLAVOR

I wonder if they could make it in the cherry flavor.

 

[peachlover669]

Is this one worse than the chocolate? I love purple haze.

It tastes fine but nothing of note. Im mad that you made me remember the chocolate flavour. What a sickening joke they played on me, my lunch was ruined AND I NEVER EVEN GOT MY MONEY BACK.

 

[Krusty Rage]