Cuckhold Simulator - Life as a Beta Male Cuck (available on Steam)

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Game looks like one of those asset flips that are slapped together over a weekend. If you paid money for it, you're the real cuck.
 
Magical.
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Its like how they would shriek and flail for years claiming both that Trump was working for Russia AND going to start nuclear war with Russia.
You're letting all the bullshit blur together. Liberals accused Trump of working for Russia and starting a nuclear war with CHINA. Conservatives accuse Biden of working with China and starting a nuclear war with Russia. By that standard, Biden is more effective because the crazy old bastard looks like he just might succeed...
 
wait what? is that a photo shop or is there a real browser in the game?
Yes, there is a real browser in the game, whenever interacting with the computer it goes on Reddit but one can change the URL to be presumably anything.

On one hand, it's pretty lazy because it would be a lot better if the computer had comical fake or cherry-picked Reddit shit but on the other hand, it allows one to unintentionally make some nice memes.
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Yes, there is a real browser in the game, whenever interacting with the computer it goes on Reddit but one can change the URL to be presumably anything.

On one hand, it's pretty lazy because it would be a lot better if the computer had comical fake or cherry-picked Reddit shit but on the other hand, it allows one to unintentionally make some nice memes.
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The fuck is that Funko supposed to be?
 
It's actually Million Ants from Rick and Morty.
Are there in fact real funko pops or not in there? That factors into whether it's a real game or not. Everything else being nigh-zero effort leans the game toward 'dumb meme' instead of 'satirical game'. There being actual funkos (or parodies of them) to collect would help push it the other way.
 
Are there in fact real funko pops or not in there? That factors into whether it's a real game or not. Everything else being nigh-zero effort leans the game toward 'dumb meme' instead of 'satirical game'. There being actual funkos (or parodies of them) to collect would help push it the other way.

Yes, there are actual funko pops in the game to collect. Most of them are hidden in places you visit, so it's a collectable 'find em all' kind of thing.
 
Yes, there are actual funko pops in the game to collect. Most of them are hidden in places you visit, so it's a collectable 'find em all' kind of thing.
Well, if he can keep leaning toward actual gameplay people would actually want to do, he might eventually manage to make it an actual game worth talking about and playing. At the moment the two threads on KF and the reviews of the game show the only two kinds of responses the game generates are 'lol cuck meme' and political slapfights. It's so butt-ugly right now that the creator might consider doing a graphical overhaul before worrying about adding more cameo cucks or extra gameplay modes, though.
 
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