Cuck the motion picture

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LargeChoonger said:
How far off is the movie's portrayal of the far-right? I wanna compare it to actual far-right people and circles I know
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It's like every low effort anti-right wing twitter post shoved into a blender. He's an incel loser who lives in his geriatric single mom's house but then he's also a wannabe right wing e-celeb but then he also starts doing cuck porn after getting fired from his grocery store job for calling a customer a niggér before he's exposed as a cuck by his youtube idol which causes him to kill a few people and presumably commit suicide by cop. They couldn't commit to one strawman so they stitched pieces of all of them together into an autistic Frankenstein's monster of failed propaganda.

There are plenty of things you could criticize or mock the far right for, but this movie was just poorly made outrage porn with no real interest in accuracy, objectivity, or anything resembling subtlety.
 
ScamL Likely said:
It's like every low effort anti-right wing twitter post shoved into a blender. He's an incel loser who lives in his geriatric single mom's house but then he's also a wannabe right wing e-celeb but then he also starts doing cuck porn after getting fired from his grocery store job for calling a customer a niggér before he's exposed as a cuck by his youtube idol which causes him to kill a few people and presumably commit suicide by cop. They couldn't commit to one strawman so they stitched pieces of all of them together into an autistic Frankenstein's monster of failed propaganda.

There are plenty of things you could criticize or mock the far right for, but this movie was just poorly made outrage porn with no real interest in accuracy, objectivity, or anything resembling subtlety.
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So....yeah the [INSERT CURRENT MEDIA HYSTERIA] turns impressionable young man into a murder crazed sex pervert like every example I listed in my previous post, and like just about every entry from the 80s era satanic panic canon come to think of it.
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If anyone is wondering why this specific "murder crazed sex pervert" combo has been the standard for scummy propagandists this past century, the explanation is simply that both cynical grifters looking to make money off a media panic and bitter fauxnatics looking to punish those who mock or defy them in public are very invested in trying to make normies hate the enemy of the now as much as they do, and the combination of "disgusting and contemptible and pathetic pervert" and "dangerous and mindless and delusional psychopath" effectively crams in all the fear mongering dehumanisation they want into one badly written package.
 
ScamL Likely said:
It's like every low effort anti-right wing twitter post shoved into a blender. He's an incel loser who lives in his geriatric single mom's house but then he's also a wannabe right wing e-celeb but then he also starts doing cuck porn after getting fired from his grocery store job for calling a customer a niggér before he's exposed as a cuck by his youtube idol which causes him to kill a few people and presumably commit suicide by cop. They couldn't commit to one strawman so they stitched pieces of all of them together into an autistic Frankenstein's monster of failed propaganda.

There are plenty of things you could criticize or mock the far right for, but this movie was just poorly made outrage porn with no real interest in accuracy, objectivity, or anything resembling subtlety.
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Okay so.... even when they are trying to portray their idealogical opponents as an evil hate mob, they still portray cuckoldry as being shameful and only enjoyed by the socially maladjusted. The only guess I got is that they are try to pull a "no, you evil bigots only hate cucks because you secretly are a cuck yourself!" Right in tune with the idea that only reason people hate gays is because they're closeted themselves.

Good job cucks. You still make your opponents seem less goofy and more respectable than you.

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Pissmaster said:
How many theaters actually played it?
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Definitely never hit the international market. I was looking to be the only one to sit in an empty theatre with some beer and snack and watch this train wreck. Never appeared in any theatre I found, had to watch it online.
 
Judge Holden said:
So....yeah the [INSERT CURRENT MEDIA HYSTERIA] turns impressionable young man into a murder crazed sex pervert like every example I listed in my previous post, and like just about every entry from the 80s era satanic panic canon come to think of it.
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If anyone is wondering why this specific "murder crazed sex pervert" combo has been the standard for scummy propagandists this past century, the explanation is simply that both cynical grifters looking to make money off a media panic and bitter fauxnatics looking to punish those who mock or defy them in public are very invested in trying to make normies hate the enemy of the now as much as they do, and the combination of "disgusting and contemptible and pathetic pervert" and "dangerous and mindless and delusional psychopath" effectively crams in all the fear mongering dehumanisation they want into one badly written package.
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I can't believe I almost forgot the days of the preachy, autistic Right.

Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
 
Xarpho said:
OK, so I did a bit of research, only opened to 12 screens, which means that most people never got a chance, and those that did had no interest. Usually niche movies get at least the people that either knew someone that was in it, or are just bored and just burning time at a movie that they never had heard of. My guess is that a few tickets were sold but no one was able to make it through the first half hour without asking for a refund on their way out.
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That's a lot more than I thought there would be.

It's a movie called Cuck. Who honestly wants to go out of their way to watch that? Everyone knows by now that the kind of people who typically talk about supporting this kind of propaganda never actually puts their money where their mouth is, and they released it to compete with Joker, of all movies?

It honestly sounds like it was orchestrated to fail.
 
DrunkNDoziNDragN said:
Okay so.... even when they are trying to portray their idealogical opponents as an evil hate mob, they still portray cuckoldry as being shameful and only enjoyed by the socially maladjusted. The only guess I got is that they are try to pull a "no, you evil only hate cucks because you secretly are a cuck yourself!" Right in tune with the idea that only reason people hate gays is because they're closeted themselves.
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Because its all just mindless flailing.

I have sperged about fauxnatics and the whole "pretty much all these fuckin people are just autistically edgelording as much as they are able to in the name of a cause they dont even believe in solely to grift/gain political capital/improve their standing among the kewl kids/lash out at personal enemies" for quite a while now, as it explains why so many speds who *appear* to be the most ultra radical extreme followers of a cause or movement seem to be perfectly happy spewing the most embarrasingly moronic and counterproductive shit imaginable for said cause or movement, while never doing the bare minimum to actually assist the cause/movement beyond edgelord statements and gestures, and it is no less true with trainwrecks like this.

People who were either looking to grift off a topical media boogieman/were obsessed with getting goodboipoints for big loud extravagent statements against said boogieman/were really pissed off at being called a cuck on twitter a few thousand times threw together the movie with all the hyperbolic shit they could think of, and there was never a question of "does any of this even remotely make sense on any level?" or "wait doesnt this completely contradict the ideals we claim to support?" since either a quality product or something genuinely progressive/woke/whatever was never the objective for anyone involved Just shekels/asspats/autist revenge.
Dr W said:
I can't believe I almost forgot the days of the preachy, autistic Right.

Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
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All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again
 
The gross figure was also confirmed by The Numbers which reported that the movie’s domestic release was on October 4 and video release on December 3, 2019.
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The Coronavirus pandemic will play a firm hand in reducing box office gross numbers for movies due to social distancing and quarantining.
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Can you really blame Corona-chan for this? Look at those dates and then lookup when Corona-chan became a thing. I know the media is trash, but come the fuck on.

Covid-19 has also negatively affected the practice of cuckoldry and the sexual dynamic of polyamorous relationships, according to a redditor, which National File covered.
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Oh, oh my... what a shame.
 
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>Make an expensive movie called "Cuck"
>Movie gets cucked out of all the money

The jokes write themselves.
Judge Holden said:
I would advise anyone allergic to dumb edgeright sargon tier antics to prepare themselves for that shit to blow up in ways none of us can even fathom in the not too distant future.
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Fucking kill me now.
 
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ScamL Likely said:
It's like every low effort anti-right wing twitter post shoved into a blender. He's an incel loser who lives in his geriatric single mom's house but then he's also a wannabe right wing e-celeb but then he also starts doing cuck porn after getting fired from his grocery store job for calling a customer a niggér before he's exposed as a cuck by his youtube idol which causes him to kill a few people and presumably commit suicide by cop. They couldn't commit to one strawman so they stitched pieces of all of them together into an autistic Frankenstein's monster of failed propaganda.

There are plenty of things you could criticize or mock the far right for, but this movie was just poorly made outrage porn with no real interest in accuracy, objectivity, or anything resembling subtlety.
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So basically a Seattle4Truth movie as written by an unhinged A-Log.
 
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