Joshua Wise & Stephen Boyd Cryzel Torture

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Joshua Wise and Stephen Boyd need to be repeatedly slapped in the face. Especially Joshua, he seems to be the worse of the two. None of this is funny or clever or cool in any way. It's just tryhard, unfunny, cringey garbage on top of being disgusting.

I still get over how these cockmuppets (especially Joshua) have the gall to act like they're so superior to Chris and that they have a right to abuse him when they're infinitely more pathetic than he is. All of Chris's A-Logs are total cringelords because nobody else is obsessed about "proving" how superior they are to Chris.
 
What’s really sticking with me is the brief mention Null made about Chris admitting he’s a pedophile and raped his mother at some point. Fuck, I REALLY hope that isn’t true.

This has all become 100% sad.
You mean that shit those dudes tricked him into saying, so they can blackmail him with?
 
...because nobody else is obsessed about "proving" how superior they are to Chris.
Except Chris himself that one time when the REAL Chris emerged from obscurity and set out to prove that the former Chris (real name Ian Brandon Anderson) stole the identity of the latter Chris.
 
Without any filter, without question, he seems to write anything these guys say to him directly to memory as reality

Have you tried reassuring him by trying to convince him that all of his fictional characters are fine and that Joshua and Stephen didn't harm them? Further enabling his mindset might not be a good idea in the long run, true, but it seems like this would alleviate the immediate trauma.
 
Nah, ProbableHobbit has been trying to be useful. She's harmless.
Is she an actually useful whiteknight?

I thought those didn't exist.

From what I know about ProbableHobbit, she's a married, middle-aged woman with an adult autistic child. She does appear to have real empathy for Chris. She's been able to talk to Chris and calm her down when stress hits as if she were her own child.

As for how useful she can be to Chris in this situation, it depends on how local she is to Chris. For example, I'm aware of many programs and resources that can be of assistance to financially-strapped adult autists, but these are all unfortunately specific to my home state.

So lock him up somewhere worse than a prison? Because if he'd get locked up anywhere it would be a state run institution and those are hell. They're almost as full of crazy people as prisons, too.

I'm aware of at least one cow on KF who ended up in a group home: Jonathan Ross. Now, the circumstances that lead Ross to group living were albeit different from Chris'. For those unfamiliar, Ross attempted suicide on a livestream by drinking Febreeze. But similar to Chris, Ross is very gullible and was being harmed by trolls who were warping his sense of reality and attempting to trick him into confessing to committing serious crimes.

If Ross' group home is anything to go by, it's not anything like a prison. He lives in a dorm with another dude in a communal living setting. The home does allow its residents to get out into the community. There are opportunities for rehabilitation through learning personal responsibility and supervised volunteering. Ross is still able to get online and livestream as a Let's Player. So if Chris ended up in a similar place, she'd still have a creative outlet and a community of support.

The thing is, Ross lives in California, not Virginia. California has high taxes, but those taxes go towards assistance unique to the State of California. I'm not sure what Virginia has to offer, but chances are there's nothing comparable because Virginia is a poor state in comparison to California.

We need to get this motherfucker on Judge Judy ASAP. She'll straighten all the bullshit out.

Something like this needs to happen. I know Null is apprehensive about press attention because of what's happened in the past when normies get exposed to Chris. But I think it's Chris' best bet. People joke about GoFundMe being the state of American healthcare, but it's not so far from the truth.

My idea is to put together an electronic press kit (EPK) with Null as a contact and send it to various media and organizations that help people with disabilities. If we're able to focus on Chris as a sympathetic individual with room to grow, maybe there's a place that can offer her a bed. That's the most important thing right now. Because as soon as Barb dies, Chris is effectively homeless. The bank will take back the house immediately.
 
Have you tried reassuring him by trying to convince him that all of his fictional characters are fine and that Joshua and Stephen didn't harm them? Further enabling his mindset might not be a good idea in the long run, true, but it seems like this would alleviate the immediate trauma.
I don’t think placating his delusion will even change anything appreciably for the time being, he’s already so convinced that I don’t think it would even make a difference. And the benefits of locking down his fictional world so no one else can take advantage means he’s out of any immediate danger.
 
Okay, rate me dumb or whatever, but I don't get it.

If you find someone, especially someone you care about bleeding to death because he lost an arm or whatever, what do you do? Do you sit there and think "oh no hospitals are restrictive and depressing he might not like it". Do you sit there and think "he might never get out". Do you sit there and think you know how to fix said lost arm despite a lack of qualifications (and probably make the situation worse), or do you call an ambulance, or some kind if doctor and get some real help?

How is what Chris going through different? It might not be schizophrenia but it doesn't mean he doesn't need help. When someone is a harm to himself or others, don't you turn to the US equivalent of life line or something?

Calling for help saved me from that much trouble, you have no idea. And it sucks to see someone go through something as bad, maybe worse.
 
Joshua Wise and Stephen Boyd need to be repeatedly slapped in the face. Especially Joshua, he seems to be the worse of the two. None of this is funny or clever or cool in any way. It's just tryhard, unfunny, cringey garbage on top of being disgusting.

I still get over how these cockmuppets (especially Joshua) have the gall to act like they're so superior to Chris and that they have a right to abuse him when they're infinitely more pathetic than he is. All of Chris's A-Logs are total cringelords because nobody else is obsessed about "proving" how superior they are to Chris.

To paraphrase Null: Every single remotely high-profile fucking person that has ever A-Logged Chris is,without exception, a bigger Lolcow than he is.
 
I'm aware of at least one cow on KF who ended up in a group home: Jonathan Ross. Now, the circumstances that lead Ross to group living were albeit different from Chris'. For those unfamiliar, Ross attempted suicide on a livestream by drinking Febreeze. But similar to Chris, Ross is very gullible and was being harmed by trolls who were warping his sense of reality and attempting to trick him into confessing to committing serious crimes.

If Ross' group home is anything to go by, it's not anything like a prison. He lives in a dorm with another dude in a communal living setting. The home does allow its residents to get out into the community. There are opportunities for rehabilitation through learning personal responsibility and supervised volunteering. Ross is still able to get online and livestream as a Let's Player. So if Chris ended up in a similar place, she'd still have a creative outlet and a community of support.

The thing is, Ross lives in California, not Virginia. California has high taxes, but those taxes go towards assistance unique to the State of California. I'm not sure what Virginia has to offer, but chances are there's nothing comparable because Virginia is a poor state in comparison to California.

Didn't Metokur do a few videos on that guy? I had no idea he had a thread.

Something like this needs to happen. I know Null is apprehensive about press attention because of what's happened in the past when normies get exposed to Chris. But I think it's Chris' best bet. People joke about GoFundMe being the state of American healthcare, but it's not so far from the truth.

My idea is to put together an electronic press kit (EPK) with Null as a contact and send it to various media and organizations that help people with disabilities. If we're able to focus on Chris as a sympathetic individual with room to grow, maybe there's a place that can offer her a bed. That's the most important thing right now. Because as soon as Barb dies, Chris is effectively homeless. The bank will take back the house immediately.

I've thought about sugessing that we reach out to some of the more friendly media first, I mean Count Dankula the guy's aware of Chris to the point of interviewing him and he is sympathetic to people with special needs (I think he's said he has worked with them at some point) and he's also got a strong sense of Right and Wrong and will be more than happy to see this pair of Chuckle fucks get some payback.
 
Okay, rate me dumb or whatever, but I don't get it.

If you find someone, especially someone you care about bleeding to death because he lost an arm or whatever, what do you do? Do you sit there and think "oh no hospitals are restrictive and depressing he might not like it". Do you sit there and think "he might never get out". Do you sit there and think you know how to fix said lost arm despite a lack of qualifications (and probably make the situation worse), or do you call an ambulance, or some kind if doctor and get some real help?
I don't think anybody is arguing that he doesn't need help, but throwing him in some group home or mental ward without even considering other options, where he'll live out the rest of his days in misery or drugged doesn't sound like it's actually helping him at all. It sounds like it's just removing a nuisance from the public by throwing him in tard jail.

He needs actual help. Not "go see this guy because you broke the law" kind of help. Not "remove him from the public because he's gullible and has imaginary friends" kind of help, but an actual psychiatrist who will sit down with him and help him through his problems for no other reason than to help him with his problems. Has he ever had something like that? If two autistic weebs managed to get into his mind and convince him that Sonichu is real, imagine the success a psychiatrist who actually gives a shit can have with him.

If Chris ever does end up being tricked into doing something dangerous that has disastrous results, they're going to prison for it. Just like I could go out for a walk right now and potentially get stabbed by some stranger, Chris could potentially run into some shitbag on the internet that will fuck with him again. Prison is a good deterrent for criminal acts.
 
If two autistic weebs managed to get into his mind and convince him that Sonichu is real, imagine the success a psychiatrist who actually gives a shit can have with him.
Chris would have to want to get help, though, and unfortunately he's more interested in escapism and miracle cures. The Idea Guys only got to him because they exploited his desire for the Sonichu-verse to be real, and that's not something a shrink can offer him.
 
If it’s so blatant then why did Null get a response back from the Greene County Sheriff saying he won’t do anything and it was Chris’s choice to do the things he did?
You'll be surprised to discover that law enforcement officers are not particularly knowledgeable about the law. They're not lawyers, judges or prosecutors.

Normal cops do two things: keep the peace and collect evidence of crimes. The crimes they're knowledgeable about (like the ones they have specific numeric codes for) are things like burglary, assault, breaking and entering, etc.
I’d like it to be an open and shut case but from the responses Null got it doesn’t sound like it’s as simple as that.
The case itself is pretty open and shut. If you're curious about the legals, Nick Rekieta did a video going over the situation.

Ultimately, this will involve getting this information in front of a prosecutor. At that point, it becomes more of an issue of the politics of pursuing a smallish extortion case.
Why doesn't Chris just wish Cryzel or whatever back to not being tortured? Isn't he the God of his own imagination?
He tried. Wise and Boyd went "nah, it didn't work".
 
A brother on good terms would never have worded the letter the way Cole did.
So you're basing your knowledge of two people's relationship off like what? A couple of 3 paragraph letters?

Cole Smithey, apart from his weird hipster reviews of popcorn films and his craft beer is probably the person we know the least about in the entire CWC timeline. Nearly everything we know about his character or his past is either from his old email exchange with Chris or pure guesswork.
 
So you're basing your knowledge of two people's relationship off like what? A couple of 3 paragraph letters?

Cole Smithey, apart from his weird hipster reviews of popcorn films and his craft beer is probably the person we know the least about in the entire CWC timeline. Nearly everything we know about his character or his past is either from his old email exchange with Chris or pure guesswork.

Well, have you seen Cole helping Chris right now, or ever? That's 30 years worth of behavior if you want to get technical. Bob's optometrist son is the only one known to be possibly altruistic to Chris with those eye exams.
 
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