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Heh, all cryptocurrency people act culty as shit.

"Satoshi's Vision" is one phrase they like to harp on. Satoshi is their messiah and one day he will return and bless everyone with his glorious plan for awkward, neckbeardy, theoretical financial systems.

It's weird.
 
Heh, all cryptocurrency people act culty as shit.

"Satoshi's Vision" is one phrase they like to harp on. Satoshi is their messiah and one day he will return and bless everyone with his glorious plan for awkward, neckbeardy, theoretical financial systems.

It's weird.


I cant wait until a "prophet" emerges from the unwashed masses to declare that Satoshi is hiding amidst the tail of an impending comet...
 
Heh, all cryptocurrency people act culty as shit.

"Satoshi's Vision" is one phrase they like to harp on. Satoshi is their messiah and one day he will return and bless everyone with his glorious plan for awkward, neckbeardy, theoretical financial systems.

It's weird.
Satoshi's Vision is Roger Ver's meme to explain to everyone that Bitcoin Cash is the real bitcoin because "Satoshi's Vision" where he clings to some sentences about "electronic cash" or whatever. It's actively mocked by most of the community and repeated by Bcash shills.
 
Satoshi's Vision is Roger Ver's meme to explain to everyone that Bitcoin Cash is the real bitcoin because "Satoshi's Vision" where he clings to some sentences about "electronic cash" or whatever. It's actively mocked by most of the community and repeated by Bcash shills.
I don't know about that. I've seen it used pretty seriously.

Maybe it was a meme first, but now it seems to be legit marketing ploy for coins, even outside of Bitcoin Cash.
 
I don't know about that. I've seen it used pretty seriously.

Maybe it was a meme first, but now it seems to be legit marketing ploy for coins, even outside of Bitcoin Cash.
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DanDarkPill is popular in crypto-twitter and he was lauded for his mockery of the that entire event. This was my highlight of the conference: https://youtu.be/7zydrz6Ri6U?t=2h42m45s

The schism between big blockers and core is still very much of a source of drama in the community, and that's what this is.

Here's an example of a "core warrior": https://twitter.com/brian_trollz
 
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Drama brewing?

Vitalik (Creator of Ethereum) was at some conference just sitting in the crowd, grabbed a mic while Craig Wright (man who claims to be Satoshi) was in a panel, and spouted: Why is this fraud allowed to speak at this conference?

He then went on a tweetstorm. Currently standing at sixty-two tweets long.

Fuck you I'm not screencapping the whole thing.

Here are some highlights though:

https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/981081916731371520

https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/981082253949202432

https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/981086748087173120

This could turn into some gold if mined carefully and correctly.
 
Drama brewing?

Vitalik (Creator of Ethereum) was at some conference just sitting in the crowd, grabbed a mic while Craig Wright (man who claims to be Satoshi) was in a panel, and spouted: Why is this fraud allowed to speak at this conference?

He then went on a tweetstorm. Currently standing at sixty-two tweets long.

Fuck you I'm not screencapping the whole thing.

Here are some highlights though:

https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/981081916731371520

https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/981082253949202432

https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/981086748087173120

This could turn into some gold if mined carefully and correctly.
Mmm, I love the smell of petty drama. It smells so good.
 
https://twitter.com/DanielKrawisz/status/977690358518759424

Daniel Krawisz is the Co-Founder of the Nakamoto Institute.

That whole tweet thread is utter hilarity, but the highlighted tweet is just too much for me to handle.

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Can't tell if I respect the man for talking to a man pretending to be a female dog-deer online while wearing a suit in his own pic, or be sad that he did just that.
 
since I can't seem to find this on this forum VitalikButerin saying some pedo shit here they deleted it from twitter but I archived it when I saw it pop up months ago yay for never clearing your browsing history even when I most likely should.
 
since I can't seem to find this on this forum VitalikButerin saying some pedo shit here they deleted it from twitter but I archived it when I saw it pop up months ago yay for never clearing your browsing history even when I most likely should.
Yeah, I saw the memes on /biz/ about Buterin making some dumb libertarian 'argument' for this degeneracy.
 
African to finance construction of real life Wakanda in Senegal via crypto scheme
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-44574969
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Image captionAkon released his debut album, Trouble, in 2004

Akon has announced plans to build a "real-life Wakanda" in Senegal, built on the back of his almost-eponymous cryptocurrency, Akoin.

Which - as anyone who has watched Black Panther, and seen Marvel's imagined city, will understand - sounds rather magical.

The government appears to agree: the 41-year-old told crowds at Cannes Lions on Monday he had been gifted a not insubstantial 2,000 acres of land to start the project off.

But as far as we know, neither Senegal nor Akon have their own supply of vibranium - the fictional metal which gave Wakanda its wealth and power - and cities don't come cheap.

Which has left us wondering: what is going on?

Where exactly is this real-life Wakanda?
It is unclear. The BBC has tried to contact the government and Akon's representatives to find out more about the gift - to no avail.

However, we can try to pinpoint these 2,000 acres - the equivalent of 2,000 football fields - by what Akon's own website tells us: it is within five minutes of the new international airport, and a short drive from the capital, Dakar.

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Image captionThis drawing appears on Akoin's website, showing what his version of Wakanda might look like
Which sounds very much like he may be talking about Diamniadio, the new city currently under development. The idea for the new city was first unveiled about three years ago, and is part of President Macky Sall's wider scheme to revitalise Senegal's economy.

There is another bit of evidence which suggests this and Akon Crypto City are one and the same: the picture of his new Wakanda includes some of the same buildings which appear on promotional material for Diamniadio Lake City, an exclusive development boasting high-end flats, houses and penthouses.

If this is Wakanda, it seems Wakanda is not cheap.

But how much will it cost?
The short answer: a lot.

Diamniadio Lake City is costing about $2bn to construct, according to an article by FDI Intelligence.

Now Akon, who was born in the US to Senegalese parents, is reported to be worth a not insubstantial $80m (£60.3m), but even that falls a little short of the total bill.

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Image captionThis is a picture of Diamniadio Lake City - which looks very much like the same place, albeit from a slightly different angle
However, on paper, this city-within-a-city does not appear to have anything to do with Akon. Instead, Diamniadio Lake City is being built by the Semer Group, which has offices in Dubai and Senegal.

Semer Group refused to comment on any relationship with the singer when contacted by the BBC - and of course, Akon may be talking about somewhere else entirely.

What about this cryptocurrency?
Akoin - the musician's cryptocurrency - will be at the centre of the city's "transactional life", according to the Akoin website.

But more than that, it will be "established as stable currency alternative throughout Africa".

"It brings the power back to the people and brings the security back into the currency system," Akon explained at Cannes Lions on Monday.

"It also allows the people to utilise it in ways where they can advance themselves and not allow government to do those things that are keeping them down."

However, when it comes to the details, he admitted he left "the geeks" to figure it out.

To the uninitiated, it sounds like a big ask, leaving some, like Michael Kimani, the chairman of the Blockchain Association of Kenya, sceptical - even if he understands Akon's desire to move Africa away from its dependence on Western currencies.

"I think it is pie-in-the-sky," he told the BBC.

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Image captionAKoin's offical website details the plans for the new currency
Especially, he adds, across the continent: such a currency would need stability across Africa, as well as a large take-up, in order to work.

"I have seen the need for cryptocurrencies, but within the context of small communities," he explains. "If there is a small business community somewhere, they could really benefit from having their own currency."

And that doesn't take into account that Akoin appears to rely on a smartphone in order to work.

Is Senegal ready for an app-based economy?
The average wage in Senegal at the end of the last financial year was 96,206 CFA ($170; £128.50), according to APA News.

With Orange, one of Senegal's largest mobile phone providers, 2.5GB of data over the course of a month will set you back 5,000 CFA ($9; £7) - which is about 5% over the average income.

But even if they can afford it, how much of the population can actually download the app?

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Because, while almost everyone in Senegal has a mobile phone, the latest statistics by the US-based Pew Research Centre suggest just 34% of the population have a smartphone.

So, at the moment, it doesn't seem likely that the entire country will be on a cryptocurrency run through an app anytime soon.

But what do the Senegalese think about it all?
Not much, according to the BBC's Alex Duval Smith in Dakar.

The announcement has not been widely picked up in Senegal, she says, and the president's spokesman did not respond to a request for comment.

What's more, amid World Cup fever, social media statistics show only a few dozen uses of #Akoin.
 
The reason there are fewer women in Crypto is proportionately fewer women suffer from the crippling autism required to be interested in Crypto, mystery solved
 

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