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Figured I should just post this here rather than bumping a year-old topic. He's back, and angrier than ever!
 
Here's a bit of a story with a nutcase.

Before I moved, I had religious freaks bother me in town. Couldn't go to the coffee shop and enjoy a nice drink without them in my face. Partly it was my fault because I could not resist that train wreck. It's just that I'm somehow well-adjusted and have been taught to be polite to people. Unfortunately not everyone is going to be well-adjusted and than you have weridos bugging you in your small town, on an island that you really can't get away from unless I am willing to spend $70 a pop on getting my scooter and I on the Ferry.

I was told by this man that I shouldn't focus on my job so much....... and that of all these people just accepted Jesus into their souls, if all these people stopped running around trying to make ends meet, if only they accepted Jesus and trust the universe everything would fall right into everyone's lap. He smelled bad. Was constantly running outside to chain smoke. His health was poor. I'm trying to go to the gym and he's path blocking me.

Than after politly rejecting him, he started having these misogynitic outbursts at me. If the town was crowded he would sneak up whisper them in my ear. His breath smelled so bad. He tells me I have "attuidude" that I am a "feminait" and that I am a "deviant woman"
Just because I had shit to do.

Just straight up telling these people to piss off doesn't work. It just fuels them (like any cow)
So I asked shop keepers and coffee shop owners to keep an eye out on him. The issues stopped after that.
 
The_Hissing_Vigilant said:
Here's a bit of a story with a nutcase.

Before I moved, I had religious freaks bother me in town. Couldn't go to the coffee shop and enjoy a nice drink without them in my face. Partly it was my fault because I could not resist that train wreck. It's just that I'm somehow well-adjusted and have been taught to be polite to people. Unfortunately not everyone is going to be well-adjusted and than you have weridos bugging you in your small town, on an island that you really can't get away from unless I am willing to spend $70 a pop on getting my scooter and I on the Ferry.

I was told by this man that I shouldn't focus on my job so much....... and that of all these people just accepted Jesus into their souls, if all these people stopped running around trying to make ends meet, if only they accepted Jesus and trust the universe everything would fall right into everyone's lap. He smelled bad. Was constantly running outside to chain smoke. His health was poor. I'm trying to go to the gym and he's path blocking me.

Than after politly rejecting him, he started having these misogynitic outbursts at me. If the town was crowded he would sneak up whisper them in my ear. His breath smelled so bad. He tells me I have "attuidude" that I am a "feminait" and that I am a "deviant woman"
Just because I had shit to do.

Just straight up telling these people to piss off doesn't work. It just fuels them (like any cow)
So I asked shop keepers and coffee shop owners to keep an eye out on him. The issues stopped after that.
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If I may, I saw a woman in New York once who was similar to that, minus the Christianity, plus a phone. She was either mental or on drugs. Sounds like that one guy you mentioned was about the same, so I think your story fits here especially well. Kinda weird coming from a Christian, but whatever.
 
DespicableFool said:
If I may, I saw a woman in New York once who was similar to that, minus the Christianity, plus a phone. She was either mental or on drugs. Sounds like that one guy you mentioned was about the same, so I think your story fits here especially well. Kinda weird coming from a Christian, but whatever.
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Yeah that guy could not fit into a lulzy religious organization. Probably for the same reason why Chris could never fit in with juggalos.
 
The_Hissing_Vigilant said:
Yeah that guy could not fit into a lulzy religious organization. Probably for the same reason why Chris could never fit in with juggalos.
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Well, I dunno; there are plenty to choose from. The bum guy, I mean. Or, not Chris- I agree 100% on Chris, 97% on the other guy, just to allow a margin of error revolving around Cthulhu or something.
 
Someone probably already brought him up, but...
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If you thought the Pearls family was nuts, this guy can give them a run for their money. Voddie Bauchman is so obsessed with children being “radically depraved" that even infants are "vipers in diapers" (which was actually a chapter in one of his books). (Ironically, he's also a subscriber of the Quiverfull ideology.)

Shy child? It's a sinful plot to disobey their parents and that the young child needs 13 spanking sessions to be set right.
The so-called shy kid, who doesn’t shake hands at church, okay? Usually what happens is you come up, ya’ know and here I am, I’m the guest and I walk up and I’m saying hi to somebody and they say to their kid “Hey, ya’ know, say Good-morning to Dr. Baucham,” and the kid hides and runs behind the leg and here’s what’s supposed to happen. This is what we have agreed upon, silently in our culture. What’s supposed to happen is that, I’m supposed to look at their child and say, “Hey, that’s okay.” But I can’t do that. Because if I do that, then what has happened is that number one, the child has sinned by not doing what they were told to do, it’s in direct disobedience. Secondly, the parent is in sin for not correcting it, and thirdly, I am in sin because I have just told a child it’s okay to disobey and dishonor their parent in direct violation of scripture. I can’t do that, I won’t do that.
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Spank your kids more.
And, they desperately need to be spanked and they need to be spanked often, they do. I meet people all the time ya’ know and they say, oh yeah, “There have only been maybe 4 or 5 times I’ve ever had to spank Junior.” “Really?” ‘That’s unfortunate, because unless you raised Jesus II, there were days when Junior needed to be spanked 5 times before breakfast.” If you only spanked your child 5 times, then that means almost every time they disobeyed you, you let it go.

Why do your toddlers throw fits? Because you’ve taught them that’s the way that they can control you. When instead you just need to have an all-day session where you just wear them out and they finally decide “you know what, things get worse when I do that.”
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He's also a denialist for mental disorders because it's all linked to sin, not chemical imbalances and psychology and psychiatry "never cured anything".
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
If you thought the Pearls family was nuts, this guy can give them a run for their money. Voddie Bauchman is so obsessed with children being “radically depraved" that even infants are "vipers in diapers" (which was actually a chapter in one of his books). (Ironically, he's also a subscriber of the Quiverfull ideology.)

Shy child? It's a sinful plot to disobey their parents and that the young child needs 13 spanking sessions to be set right.



Spank your kids more.


He's also a denialist for mental disorders because it's all linked to sin, not chemical imbalances and psychology and psychiatry "never cured anything".
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Voddie used to be really heavily into Vision Forum and was their token black guy for ages, but he eventually kind of parted ways with them. I wouldn't say Voddie is worse than Michael Pearl. His daughter Jasmine is fairly normal compared to Pearl's kids.
 
For The Internet said:
Voddie used to be really heavily into Vision Forum and was their token black guy for ages, but he eventually kind of parted ways with them. I wouldn't say Voddie is worse than Michael Pearl. His daughter Jasmine is fairly normal compared to Pearl's kids.
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RIP Vision Forum

I should upload Return Of The Daughters. Voddie and Jasmine are featured in it as would be expected.
 
chimpchan said:
RIP Vision Forum

I should upload Return Of The Daughters. Voddie and Jasmine are featured in it as would be expected.
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Yassss. Return of the Daughters is some next grade crazy christian shit. Although, you have to give it to Papa Botkin for masking his batshit ideology with pretty robot daughters. Voddie did the same when he was a Vision Forumer (RIP, I do so miss your catalogs)
 

Danny Castle, anyone? He is so crazy. In his other videos, he calls rock music evil. He loves scaring people into joining Christianity.
 
My favorite type of crazy Christians are those that believe in random demonic possession and believe that anyone can become possessed by demons for no reason at all. There is a church in Lagos, Nigeria headed by a pastor named Prophet T.B. Joshua who does "exorcisms" at each service. Thing is some of these "demons" are actually quite wimpy and hilarious, I would think that a demon possessing someone would have more power and do more harm than sounding like a high as hell Michael Jackson sucking on helium.

 
I'm always amused by the hoops racist Christians jump through in order to find Biblical "justification" for non-white people having no souls/being unable to get into Heaven/not being fully human at all. One of their favorites is the "Serpent Seed Doctrine," which says that a), black people are descended from Cain, b.) the Mark of Cain was dark skin, and c.) Cain was not actually Adam and Eve's son but the result of an affair between Eve and Satan, so therefore black people are part-demon!
 
Radi Ashun said:
My favorite type of crazy Christians are those that believe in random demonic possession and believe that anyone can become possessed by demons for no reason at all. There is a church in Lagos, Nigeria headed by a pastor named Prophet T.B. Joshua who does "exorcisms" at each service. Thing is some of these "demons" are actually quite wimpy and hilarious, I would think that a demon possessing someone would have more power and do more harm than sounding like a high as hell Michael Jackson sucking on helium.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8RuCLB6vM3M
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I like the in which way demonic possession tends to cluster in places where there's someone offering exorcism services. It's like there was a travelling fireman, charging money for putting out fires, who happens to arrive in town at just the same time the fires start.

This demon thing is whacky. I know Christians who believe in demons, but they tend to be kind of vague. It's this evil, as a force, that doesn't really become personified in day-to-day life. In more primitive societies we can see how demons take on a very real and bizarre role, ostensibly as pranksters. Maybe I'm just not smart enough to see how sending an army of demons to possess a random unimportant guy, to make him speak in funny voices, fits in to a plan to plunge the world in to a perpetual nightmare of evil. And surely God could combat this menace if he weren't too busy helping sports teams and locating missing car keys.
 
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