Crazy Bronies

[Xanatos]

Those bronies may seem a bit out there, but they're likeable compared to scum like holmies and loveshys. (though,one could be both a brony and a loveshy) To each their own I say. Hell, I used to love pro wrestling, guys in their underwear pretending to beat one another up. I'm in no position to sit on a cooler-than-thou throne.

I guess the problem some have with bronies is they can take it too far sometimes. Like it's more than just some irony thing, it's their whole identity. Which to me is totally insane, but like I said: to each their own.

It's got nothing to do with irony. Bronies are a New Sincerity thing. We genuinely like the show for its appeal, not because it's ironic to like a kids' show. Cultural irony is for hipsters. Also, haters conveniently overlook the fact that FiM's creator openly stated that the show is for adults to enjoy as well, hence all the sneaky shout-outs (Star Wars, The Big Lebowski, Doctor Who etc.) and even the odd adult joke woven into the stories.

EDIT: This should give you an idea: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/S ... hipIsMagic

Yeah, alot of the irony stuff seems to be people trying to separate themselves from the less desirable elements with in the Brony community. As in, "oh, I never REALLY liked the show like THOSE freaks! It was just an ironic gag that SOME people took seriously!"

 

[spaps]

This is from the Ponyville Gmod map's Steam Workshop description.

If you comment you hate MLP, you are an anti brony, and anti-bronies comments must be deleted

I don't like the show. That doesn't automatically make me an anti-brony.
EDIT: Misread that. I thought it said 'If you comment you don't like MLP,'

 

[Xanatos]

This was brought up in the old forum, but I thought I'd post it here because it doesn't stop being hilarious. My Little Pony firearms!

 

[Judge Holden]

This was brought up in the old forum, but I thought I'd post it here because it doesn't stop being hilarious. My Little Pony firearms!

To be honest I have little problem with this, but thats mostly because I find the juxtaposition of a kids show which shoves "LOVE AND TOLERANCE IS AWESUM!!!!!" down your throat and a deadly weapon to be rather amusing, and means that those respobsible have at least some degree of irony in them which I also find admirable.

When people start making MLP themed sex toys on the other hand....

 

[Xanatos]

Oh, I agree actually. While I am a bit irritated at some of the ugly rifle mods I've seen because they're ruining a perfectly good weapon, I find the handguns to be not so bad. Plus, I have an image in my head of a Brony gang doing a drive by with Winter Wrap up or Art of the Dress blaring from the speakers. And it's glorious.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh, I agree actually. While I am a bit irritated at some of the ugly rifle mods I've seen because they're ruining a perfectly good weapon, I find the handguns to be not so bad. Plus, I have an image in my head of a Brony gang doing a drive by with Winter Wrap up or Art of the Dress blaring from the speakers. And it's glorious.

Oh fuck.... that mental image alone just partially converted me to bronydom.

must.... scourge.... brain....

 

[Xanatos]

I would love to make a movie all about gang violence. The gangs all happen to be Brony based. However, this'd be a completely serious movie with no jokes. Just straight gangster drama. Just with a pony motif.

"Princess Sparkle sends her regards!" *Bang bang*

"Leave the gun. Take the plushie."

"You can act like a colt! *slap* What's the matter with you?!"

 

[Judge Holden]

Or better yet, a zombie apocalypse movie where a gang of bronies tries to ride out the end of the world and remake humanity in equestria's image

 

[Xanatos]

Or better yet, a zombie apocalypse movie where a gang of bronies tries to ride out the end of the world and remake humanity in equestria's image

The Trotting Dead? The whole scenerio about making humanity in the image of Brony sounds a bit too much like a legit Brony fantasy.

 

[Judge Holden]

Or better yet, a zombie apocalypse movie where a gang of bronies tries to ride out the end of the world and remake humanity in equestria's image

The Trotting Dead? The whole scenerio about making humanity in the image of Brony sounds a bit too much like a legit Brony fantasy.

Which would then necessitate some good old fashioned George A romero style deconstruction of said fantasy.

Just like in Dawn of the Dead there would be the initial trials and tribulations in finding and setting up this utopia by wresting control of a safe area from the zombies, followed by weeks of jubilation and celebration, only for reality to ensue and everyone to get increasingly disenchanted with this "utopia", and similarly become more suspicious and disliking of their fellow bronies, before finally emnity explodes into to outright violence while the legions of flesheaters continue to grow outside their walls, just waiting for the opportunity to pour in and devour the bronies

 

[Xanatos]

When there's no more room in Hell, the Bronies will fag up the Earth!

 

[Screaming Llama]

Oh, I agree actually. While I am a bit irritated at some of the ugly rifle mods I've seen because they're ruining a perfectly good weapon, I find the handguns to be not so bad. Plus, I have an image in my head of a Brony gang doing a drive by with Winter Wrap up or Art of the Dress blaring from the speakers. And it's glorious.

I love you, man. Though Yelling At Cats's stuff would make better drive-by music.

I would love to make a movie all about gang violence. The gangs all happen to be Brony based. However, this'd be a completely serious movie with no jokes. Just straight gangster drama. Just with a pony motif.

"Princess Sparkle sends her regards!" *Bang bang*

"Leave the gun. Take the plushie."

"You can act like a colt! *slap* What's the matter with you?!"

"You are all a bunch of parasprites."

"Don't buck me, Jackie. Don't you ever try to buck me."

"They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the glue factory. That's the Manehattan way."

"I want him sleepin' with the sea ponies, not makin' friends wit 'em."



What about ponified GTA?

Ponlaski: Carl!
Carl: Damn!
Ponlaski: Where you off to?
Carl: Shit.
Ten Bits: Where you runnin' off to, Carl? I thought we were friends.
Carl: Yeah, whatever.
Ten Bits: As a Royal Guard in charge of putting an end to gang violence, I find myself in a difficult moral position.
Carl: Yeah, right.
Ten Bits: Carl, I'm hurt, I truly am. Just as I was about to help those poor Orchard Street colts.
Carl: Oh yeah? How?
Ten Bits: I like the status quo, Carl. I love having you dumb earth ponies doing my job for me, blasting each others' plots all over Los Pegasus.
Carl: Dumb earth ponies?
Ten Bits: Now, if it's brought to my attention that one tribe gets an unfair advantage over another, that truly troubles me, Carl.
Carl: So what you sayin', pony?
Ten Bits: I'm sayin' the Buckers have brains, Carl, they read the news. I'm sayin' they're makin' friends, cuttin' deals and tooling up for more than half-assed flybys. Lots of new magic comin' into Equestria since the fall of the Hive, Carl.
Carl: Cut that bullshit, Ten Bits, just say what you mean, pony!
TenBits: Go check out a busy freight warehouse down the pegasus district and you'll see what I mean, Carl.
Carl: Yeah, OK.
Ponlaski: Y'all take care now.

 

[Xanatos]

"But I'm a superstitious mare. And if some unlucky accident should befall him - If he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell - or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, then I'm going to blame some of the ponies in this room, and that I do not love and tolerate."

"She was the nicest plot I've ever had and I've had 'em all over Equestria!"

"Mikey, you don't trot into Canterlot and talk to Princess Celestia like THAT!"

 

[spaps]

Well, now I want to see this. It already sounds like Oscar winning material.

 

[Xanatos]

Rarity finds Spikey Wikey's decapitated head in her bed.

"Do you watch My Little Pony?"
"Yeah."
"Good. Because a man who doesn't watch My Little Pony can never be a real man."

 

[2_CUTE_2_BOLT]

I have no beef with bronies. That doesn't mean that some of the things they do make me scratch my head and call out my inner Hank Hill (something ain't right with that boy).

In college, I worked in a computer lab. One of the other students I worked with was a brony and he made a lot of flash. Some of it was interesting and tame. But then he showed me a game of a penis with wings that flew around and collected stuff. It danced and jizzed every time the player completed a level. I was still cool with this, he did warn me that some of his work was "risky". Then he showed me ponies with cocks doin' some hankey-pankey. He said people pay him to make this kind of stuff...

The bronies that annoy me the most are the hardcore who take pride in being a brony as if it is what makes them special. Liking or not liking something doesn't make you a unique or interesting person. My favorite fighting game is "Darkstalkers 3" but I don't make it a big part of my life and announce it to everyone I meet and attack anyone who says (insert fighting game here) is better. Point is, unquestioning brand loyalty does not an interesting person make.

That said, the cartoon is alright, but it isn't near the level of entertainment that Animaniacs was.

Because I'm NOT going to let a bunch of irredeemably fucked-up man-children control what labels I put on myself. There are plenty of decent bronies and pegasisters out there, you're just not looking in the right places. Somepony needs to come up with a name to replace 'brony' and stick it on those fuckwits in order to distinguish them from those of us who can actually function in society in a relatively sane and human manner.

('Parasprite' is already taken, we use that on anti-brony trolls.)

It's the crazies who spew insanity all the time that are heard. The sane(r) majority need to speak louder to be heard. Goes with any group you can put a label on. I don't think you as an individual are being judged here. We seem like a bunch of level-headed people (who obsess over lolcows)

 

[butt in trouble]

[youtube]8KQ7bmbN8H8[/youtube]

Anyone seen this video? The highlight is at 1:35 when he goes up to the front to complain because his happy meals didn't have the "right" toy. The look on the cashiers face is priceless. I can't help but feel a little sorry for this guy because he seems pretty inoffensive compared to other bronies. Still it's a funny video.

 

[Niachu]

[youtube]8KQ7bmbN8H8[/youtube]

Anyone seen this video? The highlight is at 1:35 when he goes up to the front to complain because his happy meals didn't have the "right" toy. The look on the cashiers face is priceless. I can't help but feel a little sorry for this guy because he seems pretty inoffensive compared to other bronies. Still it's a funny video.

Looked at the comments...

This is the most saddening thing I have ever seen in my entire life

This guy is worse then Hitler

...Bronylogging?

 

[butt in trouble]

[youtube]8KQ7bmbN8H8[/youtube]

Anyone seen this video? The highlight is at 1:35 when he goes up to the front to complain because his happy meals didn't have the "right" toy. The look on the cashiers face is priceless. I can't help but feel a little sorry for this guy because he seems pretty inoffensive compared to other bronies. Still it's a funny video.

Looked at the comments...

This is the most saddening thing I have ever seen in my entire life

This guy is worse then Hitler

...Bronylogging?

I saw that too.....I don't why people take lolcows so seriously. Talk about extreme projection.

 

[spaps]

This is the most saddening thing I have ever seen in my entire life

This guy is worse then Hitler

...Bronylogging?

Hitler: Killed millions of Jews, started one of the world's worst wars, and was a douche in general.
Random brony: Complains about not getting a certain toy in a McDonald's Happy Meal.
Clearly, the brony is evil incarnate.