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Lobster Cult High Priest · Oct 15, 2025

Professor G. Raff said:
Just do the Sargon and say "white nigger", there's precedent with sand-nigger!

Or stick to "mayo monkey" because it's fucking hilarious.

Pasta-nigger, Potato-nigger, Snow-nigger, Kraut-nigger,

This User · Feb 3, 2026

very creative but I will never hear one of these and go home huffing and puffing the way a nigger does when someone reminds him of that time he was called ugly in grade school

A serious hat · Feb 3, 2026

Oh man I hope I get called a conquistador! What a bad ass thing to be seen as! I want a full Spanish soldier costume too. BAWSSSS! I would also like to submit “swaggering caudillo”, for their consideration, in keeping with the theme.

Staticness · Feb 3, 2026

just use the word “whiteboi” you stupid nigger. makes whitebois seethe.

Adrian Dittmann · Feb 3, 2026

I was wondering why there were so many that had the word lice, and it turns out that there is a myth that black people can't get lice.

NSA · Feb 3, 2026

I prefer 'snowman' personally, but there can never be a word that actually hits us as hard as 'nigger' hits blacks, because 'nigger' goes with a certain kind of embarrassing sub-human behavior that really is indefensible. The slurs just roll of our backs like water off a raincoat.

Kim · Feb 3, 2026

The true problem with broadly insulting white people is that it's extremely difficult. Not only does whitey rarely chimp out, he has a tendency to adopt any term your try to use against him and sometimes he'll even be proud to be called it.

Adrian Dittmann · Feb 3, 2026

Kim said:
The true problem with broadly insulting white people is that it's extremely difficult. Not only does whitey rarely chimp out, he has a tendency to adopt any term your try to use against him and sometimes he'll even be proud to be called it.

Or he'll turn a term about him into a slur for you; gook is from the Korean word for America, Migook.

Gregis · Saturday at 6:04 AM

prollyanotherlurker said:
aliens
for some reason that ones funny to me. its so simple. but absurd in a funny way to me.

I came back to this thread to look at the funny names again, but seeing this again jogged a memory: this is actually a thing. There's this fun passage in one of Ibram X. Kendi's books where he talks about his theory that white people are aliens.

I did not knock on Clarence’s door that day to discuss Welsing’s “color confrontation theory.” Or Diop’s two-cradle theory. He had snickered at those theories many times before. I came to share another theory, the one that finally figured White people out.

“They are aliens,” I told Clarence, confidently resting on the doorframe, arms crossed. “I just saw this documentary that laid out the evidence. That’s why they are so intent on White supremacy. That’s why they seem to not have a conscience. They are aliens.”

Clarence listened, face expressionless. “You can’t be serious.”

“I’m dead serious. This explains slavery and colonization. This explains why the Bush family is so evil. This explains why Whites don’t give a damn. This explains why they hate us so damn much. They are aliens.” I’d lifted off the doorframe and was in full argumentative mode.

“You really are serious about this,” Clarence said with a chuckle. “If you’re serious, then that has got to be the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life! I mean, seriously, I can’t believe you are that gullible.” That chuckle turned to a grimace

“Why do you spend so much time trying to figure out White people?” he asked after a long pause. Claren had asked this question before. I always answered the same way.

“Because figuring this out is the key! Black people need to figure out what we are dealing with!”

“If you say so. But answer me this: If Whites are aliens, why is it that Whites and Blacks can reproduce? Humans can’t reproduce with animals on this planet, but Black people can reproduce with aliens from another planet? Come on, man, let’s get real.”

“I am being real,” I replied. But I really had no comeback. I stood and turned around awkwardly, walked to my room, plopped down on my bed, and returned to staring at the ceiling. Maybe White people were not aliens. Maybe they became this way on earth…

Eternal Gopnik · Sunday at 8:02 PM

Tablet County said:
I somehow missed Ghost Thugs. That sounds like the greatest ghetto paranormal movie I've never seen.

There's a ghost nigga in the movie How High, it's pretty funny.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0278488/

YouGuysAren'tThatSmart · Monday at 8:56 PM

And yet not one of those words would cause me to chimp out and try killing someone.

Hey Johnny Bravo · Tuesday at 12:40 AM

Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Pasta-nigger, Potato-nigger, Snow-nigger, Kraut-nigger,

Taco nigger, rice nigger, tortilla nigger, tamale nigger, the list goes on.

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Lobster Cult High Priest

This User

is the Opinion Basher

A serious hat

Staticness

Has Infinite Rizzat

Adrian Dittmann

NSA

Kim

장군님 축지법 쓰신다

Adrian Dittmann

Gregis

Bridget Bastard (née Creech)

Eternal Gopnik

Засранец

YouGuysAren'tThatSmart

Faggots

Hey Johnny Bravo

"LOW INTELLIGENCE DRIBBEL LIKE A MACHINE GUN"