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Holy fuck these people are pathetic. How sad must your life be that you spend your free time laughing at a bunch of random Internet weirdos that no one else with common sense would care about?

You'd have to be pretty autistic.
Yeah, these people who spend time laughing at lolcows are fucking autistic. :julay:
 
Anonymous posting also means that every other post will be anons calling out a previous poster as a cow, eg. "Hi Rika" or "Hi Null"
 
Why do they hate null?

The Kiwi/Null hate threads are not really indicative of the general population of /cow/ as they are mostly comprised of people either so autistic they got banned here or Kiwis slumming.
 
my favorite unsubstantiated rumors from /cow/:

Glaive was the mastermind behind the Catherine saga.
Kacey is addicted to mcflurries and forces Liquid Chris to drive her to McDonalds in the dead of morning to get one
Framergirl pity fucked Null and he couldn't cum because she's of legal age
Jan went into hiding because he has a cousin who is a sovereign citizen and stalks him in order to file ridiculous lawsuits against him
@Tubular Monkey is actually Anthony Logatto
@Thetan is Megan Schroeder
The Hooker Chris lost his virginity to is a forum member
Liquid writes erotic LoZ fanfiction where his Marty Stu fucks Zelda. Kacey found it and forbids him from playing any of the games
Watermelon is a cool guy and master troll
PvtRichardCranium was set up
 
my favorite unsubstantiated rumors from /cow/:

Glaive was the mastermind behind the Catherine saga.
Kacey is addicted to mcflurries and forces Liquid Chris to drive her to McDonalds in the dead of morning to get one
Framergirl pity fucked Null and he couldn't cum because she's of legal age
Jan went into hiding because he has a cousin who is a sovereign citizen and stalks him in order to file ridiculous lawsuits against him
@Tubular Monkey is actually Anthony Logatto
@Thetan is Megan Schroeder
The Hooker Chris lost his virginity to is a forum member
Liquid writes erotic LoZ fanfiction where his Marty Stu fucks Zelda. Kacey found it and forbids him from playing any of the games
Watermelon is a cool guy and master troll
PvtRichardCranium was set up
>implying that these aren't true

Fucking Kiwicucks.
 
Oh I forgot the one about how you have dossiers on every prominent kiwi of their offline activity in case they become halal

With tons of folders and making a list of everyone here. :ween:
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my favorite unsubstantiated rumors from /cow/:

You forgot Alec Benson Leary being a miserable wheelchair-bound cripple.

Poor Hotwheelz projecting?
Funny but no, I think it was just some guy who was rusing gullible people like P-Logic with false info. I don't know if he was only pretending to believe it but one of his first posts here was talking about Glaive being Chris' sweetheart like @Flowers For Sonichu mentioned, and he also confronted Alec about the wheelchair thing during one of their debates, thinking it would be an ebin burn on him and Alec was just like "what the fuck?" :story:.

They're just us if you blanked out the usernames and never banned anyone.
It's not like they don't ban anyone, it's just that it's an imageboard and ban avoiding is relatively easy.
 
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