✨ Celebrity Courtney Stodden

[Dirty Bird]

https://youtu.be/7fN-tXD0UqU

Here's an interview she did with Perez Hilton doing less creepy faces. She sounds like genuinely a nice girl, I feel bad for her.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator]

I'm usually fairly good at tracking these things, but honestly, next time this former underage B- list celebrity turned reality star turned porn star turned celebrity wants to move on to a really expensive entertainment project, she should have a little money or a better plan. Every single step of the way through this project she had to have sex with the person she was needing the favor from because she didn't have enough funds. There must be a dozen people at this point and it looks like the project is going to be a complete bomb. If there is no one that is willing to actually put money behind a project, there is probably a good reason. What she got was a bunch of people doing the bare minimum while keeping the sex thing going as long as possible.

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Her album Off The Record will be released on Spotify on Aug 3, she is starring in her own reality show - to be screened in September - and has started dating again.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...broken-heart-divorce-sexual-assault-suicidal/

It's really amazing that she is 23 year old, and she looks not a year younger than 40-something after terrible plastic surgery. And I must say her idea to have a baby is completely horrifying.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm usually fairly good at tracking these things, but honestly, next time this former underage B- list celebrity turned reality star turned porn star turned celebrity wants to move on to a really expensive entertainment project, she should have a little money or a better plan. Every single step of the way through this project she had to have sex with the person she was needing the favor from because she didn't have enough funds. There must be a dozen people at this point and it looks like the project is going to be a complete bomb. If there is no one that is willing to actually put money behind a project, there is probably a good reason. What she got was a bunch of people doing the bare minimum while keeping the sex thing going as long as possible.

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Her album Off The Record will be released on Spotify on Aug 3, she is starring in her own reality show - to be screened in September - and has started dating again.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...broken-heart-divorce-sexual-assault-suicidal/

She looks like she's in her late 30s.

 

[Umaibae]

Looks much older than 30-something with those eye wrinkles and caked foundation.

Can't believe this is her, tbh.

 

[Medicated]

 

[Emotional Prolapse]

Looks much older than 30-something with those eye wrinkles and caked foundation.

Can't believe this is her, tbh.

God damn, dis bitch out here looking like a slightly-less-cheap Luna Slater. Same deadeyed thousand yard stare.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I follow her on IG still... her life is a complete nightmare. She switches between posting dead eyed selfies with her bolt ons pushed up under her chin, and getting drunk and crying about how lonely she is. I don't know what she's doing for money these days, but I'm sure it's nothing that would make her parents proud.

 

[Whatthefuck]

God damn, dis bitch out here looking like a slightly-less-cheap Luna Slater. Same deadeyed thousand yard stare.

I sort of have a hard time making fun of her because I think she's in a state of arrested development. Obviously, her parents aren't shit. She was a child bride with the dream of being a "star" and here she is. It's a sad situation.

 

[Emotional Prolapse]

I sort of have a hard time making fun of her because I think she's in a state of arrested development. Obviously, her parents aren't shit. She was a child bride with the dream of being a "star" and here she is. It's a sad situation.

Oh for sure, I'm just floored how awful she looks. Not necessarily surprised though. With her upbringing she never had a chance. That picture of her before she married El Creepo is heartbreaking, she looked so full of life.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I sort of have a hard time making fun of her because I think she's in a state of arrested development. Obviously, her parents aren't shit. She was a child bride with the dream of being a "star" and here she is. It's a sad situation.

She needs to be an adult and get her shit together. Lots of women had shitty parents, lots of women have been in relationships with grossly imbalanced power dynamics. But Doug has been gone for years, and she's STILL doing the shit he groomed her to do. She dresses like a whore and reduces herself to some kind of meek sex idol to men online. She's still trying to become famous for ???? Her singing was and always will be something people use to make fun of her. She isn't talented. And even if she was? The last song of hers I listened to was about fucking Santa Clause and calling him daddy. That isn't cute, it's cringy as fuck.

The road she's on is either going to lead to her being a drunk, drug addicted hooker, or in a relationship with another older man who will control and abuse her, and throw her out when she gets too old or too boring. She needs to accept that her 15 minuets of fame ended when she broke up with Doug, and move on.

 

[Dirty Bird]

For what it's worth here is her boyfriend/manager.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I wonder what he's getting out of this. You don't keep a mess of a woman like that around for the riveting conversation.

 

[glass_houses]

I wonder what he's getting out of this. You don't keep a mess of a woman like that around for the riveting conversation.

Sex and power. She's so messed up that she'd do pretty much anything a male tells her to. I doubt that she has the ability to say no.

 

[Dirty Bird]

She did an interview with Buzzfeed recently, and as per the interview she said:

That struggle — swinging, mentally, between feeling like prey, or like predator — is fraying her. When she talks about Sheng, for instance, she oscillates between love and pity. “Poor Chris. He thought he was going to get in a relationship with this hot young celebrity who’s all sexual and fun,” she says. “He gets in there and I don’t have sex, I’m a mess, and I’m crazy.” She throws her head back and laughs the same laugh she delivered on ABC News years before.

I read some of her previous interviews, and some interviews with Doug. According to Doug they split because she wanted that kind of Hollywood life with fame and money, and he said he couldn't provide those things for her.

Apparently he's not as rich as people think he is, and at the time of the divorce she was the breadwinner of the household bringing in approximately 2K per month (but average spending was more like 4k per month). She also asked to NOT receive spousal support from Doug, and feels guilty for going through divorce because Doug's family disowned him and his agent dropped him when they first got married. After the divorce Doug moved back to Michigan and Courtney stayed in Hollywood, and I'm assuming found this guy at some point to fund her lifestyle. She currently resides with her boyfriend in his mansion.

 

[Noya]

Looks much older than 30-something with those eye wrinkles and caked foundation.

Can't believe this is her, tbh.

It's what happens when you frequent tanning beds. There was a girl I graduated high school with who looks ten years older than the rest of us because she started doing tanning in senior year using a fake ID. The foundation setting into her lines isn't doing her any favours either; if she didn't wear it, I bet she'd look at least mid 20s.

 

[queue-anon]

She did an interview with Buzzfeed recently, and as per the interview she said:



I read some of her previous interviews, and some interviews with Doug. According to Doug they split because she wanted that kind of Hollywood life with fame and money, and he said he couldn't provide those things for her.

Apparently he's not as rich as people think he is, and at the time of the divorce she was the breadwinner of the household bringing in approximately 2K per month (but average spending was more like 4k per month). She also asked to NOT receive spousal support from Doug, and feels guilty for going through divorce because Doug's family disowned him and his agent dropped him when they first got married. After the divorce Doug moved back to Michigan and Courtney stayed in Hollywood, and I'm assuming found this guy at some point to fund her lifestyle. She currently resides with her boyfriend in his mansion.

That doesn't surprise me. Working actors like him do better than the average American, but they're not living high on the hog, especially if they're living in LA. Maybe he could provide the lifestyle of a moderately successful doctor or lawyer.

 

[Medicated]

She needs to be an adult and get her shit together. Lots of women had shitty parents, lots of women have been in relationships with grossly imbalanced power dynamics. But Doug has been gone for years, and she's STILL doing the shit he groomed her to do. She dresses like a whore and reduces herself to some kind of meek sex idol to men online. She's still trying to become famous for ???? Her singing was and always will be something people use to make fun of her. She isn't talented. And even if she was? The last song of hers I listened to was about fucking Santa Clause and calling him daddy. That isn't cute, it's cringy as fuck.

The road she's on is either going to lead to her being a drunk, drug addicted hooker, or in a relationship with another older man who will control and abuse her, and throw her out when she gets too old or too boring. She needs to accept that her 15 minuets of fame ended when she broke up with Doug, and move on.

There are people out there who are willing to do whatever it takes to become famous, simple as that. Sure, some of them might complain later and do a #metoo, but at the time they weighed up the cost for the benefit, and decided it was worth the tradeoff.

For example, Ariana Grande never wanted to be an actor, but after years of failing to get noticed or hit it big doing singing, she was organized to work with Nick and Dan Schneider. And if you are willing to do what they want, and they still like you,then at the end of your run you get your multimillion dollar music contract. There always the money to spend on cocaine if you have trouble coping later.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

There are people out there who are willing to do whatever it takes to become famous, simple as that. Sure, some of them might complain later and do a #metoo, but at the time they weighed up the cost for the benefit, and decided it was worth the tradeoff.

For example, Ariana Grande never wanted to be an actor, but after years of failing to get noticed or hit it big doing singing, she was organized to work with Nick and Dan Schneider. And if you are willing to do what they want, and they still like you,then at the end of your run you get your multimillion dollar music contract. There always the money to spend on cocaine if you have trouble coping later.

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Ariana Grande has talents, though. And she's an attractive young woman who's relateable to the girls who listen to her kind music. Courtney is a mental patient that looks like a used up, aged porn star and has no talent outside of pushing her tits out in her jerk off photos for old men and moaning Daddy in auto-tune. I can understand doing some gross or horrifying shit to get your foot in the door (What the fuck Dan Schneider) when you have an actual skill and a marketable personality, but she's going to have to face facts sooner or later, and accept that she has neither. And she doesn't have the money to be 'famous for being famous' like Paris Hilton used to, and like that God awful Kardashian family does. She needs to get therapy and get in school to become a LPN or something.

 

[murgatroid]

IIRC she came from trailer trash out in the middle of no where. Shacking up with someone at age 16 probably wasn't very out of the ordinary for her ilk. As others have noted, she has and will quite literally do anything for "fame"/attention. Her attempts are getting more and more pitiful and desperate over the years. I remember a few years ago I saw her in a sketch on Tosh.0. She didn't even have any lines, she was like a prop, but I guess it meant more exposure for her, however minimal, and a free plane ticket so she did it.

 

[Medicated]

IIRC she came from trailer trash out in the middle of no where. Shacking up with someone at age 16 probably wasn't very out of the ordinary for her ilk. As others have noted, she has and will quite literally do anything for "fame"/attention. Her attempts are getting more and more pitiful and desperate over the years. I remember a few years ago I saw her in a sketch on Tosh.0. She didn't even have any lines, she was like a prop, but I guess it meant more exposure for her, however minimal, and a free plane ticket so she did it.

You just see it repeated all over the place, it's why people think it's possible. This is a crosspost but relevant.

In December 2016, the Leninsky District Court of Ulyanovsk found a twenty-year-old local resident Sergei Semyonov guilty of raping a 16-year-old Diana Shuryginoy. The crime was committed in a private house, where a group of young people celebrated the birthday of their mutual friend Semyonov and Shurygina. Semenov was sentenced to eight years in a strict regime colony . Later this decision was appealed, as a result of which the sentence was reduced to three years and three months in a general regime colony [2] .

Public opinion was divided, the girl was subjected to charges of licentiousness and perjury . The behavior of Diana on television has generated a number of Internet memes [2] . The case received wide recognition, especially after Shurygina participated in the program " Let them talk ," overlooking the " First Channel " [2] [3] [1] [4] . pictured:

According to investigators, in early May 2015, fifteen-year-old Diana Shurygina left home, her mother Natalya Shurygina went to the police, and the juvenile police (PDN) found Diana in the apartment of eighteen-year-old Vlad Troshin. According to Diana, they spent four months in intimate relationships by mutual consent. Troshin was convicted of having sex with a minor for one year’s restraint of liberty . He did not appeal the verdict, but later told reporters that the Shurygin family had slandered him [6] .

February 16, 2017 in the official public of Burger King appeared an advertising poster dedicated to the action. In the schematically depicted girl on this poster, Diana Shurygina is evidently found. [18] This advertisement caused an ambiguous reaction on the Internet and was soon removed. [19]

In 2017, Diana signed a contract with the First Channel (Russia), and at it expense settled in a hotel in Moscow with his family. [5] October 5, 2017 Diana Shurygina married the operator of the First Channel Andrei Shlyagin (born 11.11.1987). [6] [7]

Today Diana has 487 thousand subscribers. And she earns on advertising! The Web says that one post in Stories from Diana costs 150 rubles per day, and 200 in a tape. But it is hard to believe in it: there is almost no advertising on Diana’s page, and popular bloggers take several times higher.

So really there are plenty of girls ready to play the lottery considering the success stories out there.