✨ Celebrity Courtney Stodden

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I was halfway through writing a long and highly detailed post on what I'd like to do to her parents, but I'd end up with a fuckton of negative ratings and some irate moderators giving me shit so I won't.

Never mind the procurement of a child prostitute to a sleezy old man, I'm sure that was the least of the shit they did to her.

Her entire claim to fame is her sexual abuse and her only means of support is to package it up as a fetish and sell it. I know KF is essentially one long list of fucked up, but still... this is really fucked up.
 
I'm so sorry.
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Part of me thought the pregnancy was real because she is definitely the type...so damaged by their childhood they think having a baby is the best idea because the baby will love them, not hurt them and be their friend.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
The totally fake ass "staged" fall is just so bizarre. Why is she wearing her pants with her fly busted way open, folded back with a push up bra in public?? Is this to supposed to convince us that she's actually pregnant? lol. (How pretend pregnant was she supposed to be anyway?)
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She was three months pretend pregnant lol.
 
melty said:
She was three months pretend pregnant lol.
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I guess unzipped rolled back pants were supposed to telegraph her fake ass pregnancy b/c women don't even look pregnant until five months.

The reborn doll is just about the weirdest worst way I've ever seen anyone try to get tabloid attention, well besides staging a fall and faking a miscarriage for a pap
 
Courtney is an amazing trainwreck. I feel so sorry for her but I can't look away from the crash.

I totally remember that first music video. It's always been a tie between Don't Put It On Me and Reality for my favourite C. Stodd musical masterpiece.

She's basically the "celebrity" Gloria Tesch, only her claim to fame is fucking a gross kiddie fiddler instead of writing shit tier fantasy 'novels'.
 
Oh man, this girl. I remember when she was in Celebrity Big Brother UK back in 2013 when she was still married to Doug. She seemed like a nice girl overall but being the trainwreck that she is, she drank too much and misbehaved.

They brought Doug as a surprise for her in one of the episodes and instead of being overjoyed to see him, she seemed rather annoyed and distant. I would be too if I were her. Poor girl never had a chance.

 
There's no end to the public humiliation she subjects herself to, all in the name of attention. With very little effort she thought she'd be a "blonde pop icon" (her words), but since that didn't happen she signed up with the dating-for-money website whatsyourprice, under the name Sugar Cane (wasn't that a character in a Marilyn Monroe movie?). She also lies about one thing after another to her "fans" while stating that she loves them. I think she really "loves" them because they supply her with much-needed attention fix. I also think her parents are screwed up, why else would they let their 16 year-old daughter marry a 50 year-old man she'd only known in person for two days? Yeah, just two days, she said so herself. If I were raised by her parents I'd probably be as screwed up as she is.

She was also on a recent episode of The Doctors tv show, for help with her addiction to prescription meds (Xanax) and alcohol. I wonder how much good came of it, as her daily Snapchats are usually preoccupied with drinking alcohol and getting drunk. Even drunk driving the other night in London, when she was behind the wheel and yelled at her long-time boyfriend Chris to stop Snapchatting her ("I'm drunk, turn it off!").

So she and Chris are currently in London because she's a contestant on a reality dating show, supposedly looking for love, but it's not with Chris. Makes as much sense as anything else about her, I guess.
 
I'm usually fairly good at tracking these things, but honestly, next time this former underage B- list celebrity turned reality star turned porn star turned celebrity wants to move on to a really expensive entertainment project, she should have a little money or a better plan. Every single step of the way through this project she had to have sex with the person she was needing the favor from because she didn't have enough funds. There must be a dozen people at this point and it looks like the project is going to be a complete bomb. If there is no one that is willing to actually put money behind a project, there is probably a good reason. What she got was a bunch of people doing the bare minimum while keeping the sex thing going as long as possible.

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Her album Off The Record will be released on Spotify on Aug 3, she is starring in her own reality show - to be screened in September - and has started dating again.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...broken-heart-divorce-sexual-assault-suicidal/
 
Medicated said:
I'm usually fairly good at tracking these things, but honestly, next time this former underage B- list celebrity turned reality star turned porn star turned celebrity wants to move on to a really expensive entertainment project, she should have a little money or a better plan. Every single step of the way through this project she had to have sex with the person she was needing the favor from because she didn't have enough funds. There must be a dozen people at this point and it looks like the project is going to be a complete bomb. If there is no one that is willing to actually put money behind a project, there is probably a good reason. What she got was a bunch of people doing the bare minimum while keeping the sex thing going as long as possible.

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Her album Off The Record will be released on Spotify on Aug 3, she is starring in her own reality show - to be screened in September - and has started dating again.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...broken-heart-divorce-sexual-assault-suicidal/
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Well she no longer looks like a underage girl playing 40 year old Barbie hooker, because she no longer looks like a teen. I'm glad to see she put on a little weight after years of an anorexic look. The few extra pounds and age seems to have actually matured her body and she looks like a woman now, not a teen with an eating disorder and bolted on tits. Sadly she had marketed herself on for years on being jailbait and now that's over. She just looks like thousands of other 20-something strippers/escorts that undergo too much plastic surgery in attempt to make themselves look like the fantasy girl of the worst sort of men imaginable.
 
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