Counter Strike

[WULULULULU]

I would believe it judging by my last few matches. Crazy how a game makes me have a utter disdain to third worlder even more than I already do.

I have been playing 8 straight games of Cache to test and my god do Asians NOT KNOW how to play CS

-1 or 2 retards will disconnect, forcing the game into a 3-4v5 with no chance of winning
-No sense of utility nor comms nor gamesense
-Their aim is complete dogshit, you'd mistaken them for a bot

Combined that with a nation that doesn't even play CS at all, and you get an experience of pure torture.

 

[Rust Troony]

I have been playing 8 straight games of Cache to test and my god do Asians NOT KNOW how to play CS

-1 or 2 retards will disconnect, forcing the game into a 3-4v5 with no chance of winning
-No sense of utility nor comms nor gamesense
-Their aim is complete dogshit, you'd mistaken them for a bot

Combined that with a nation that doesn't even play CS at all, and you get an experience of pure torture.

Every game I get into a lobby it has two of the below:

Russian who doesn't speak english and has 100+ ping because Valve decided to let the mutt onto US servers

Indian who cries and complains the entire game for shit they did (cannot lose izzat saars)

4 queue that somehow has less teamwork and communication skills of a group of deaf and blind people

Oblivious <5k elo player that got put into 15k+ because they queued with someone else thats higher elo, will absolutely drop less than 500 damage the entire game

Latinx or niggers who cannot stop holding down their mic button, letting the entire team suffer through sounds of babies crying and vacuums through their 5 dollar microphones.

And last but not least retards who can't stop giving obvious comms. The amount of times I get distracted trying my hardest not to tell a nigger to shut up when trying to 1v1 when they call out the most obvious things is too many times.

I've lost 7 games in a row, most of which end off with me topfragging with 25+ kills. Will Valve ever rank me up outside of nova? No. Suffah, me!

 

[mister meaner]

I’m Aussie and my closest servers are Singapore. This usually means I only get two kinds of players:

- weird dysgenic SEAmonkey shitskins that are usually terrible at the game. If they’re on the opposite team this can be fun for you, otherwise good luck. Communication is poor to nonexistent, and when they do have mics and communicate they’re weird degen gooners or just have bad vibes.

- Aussies. Generally okay the game, but much more volatile, sulky, and prone to whining and getting unreasonably upset in voice chat.

Yesterday on first round of cache some SEAmonkey ESL nigger was wildly swinging his knife after leaving spawn and managed to somehow stab me 3 times in a row and I was down to 18. I lost the 1v2 that round as the last guy got me

 

[WULULULULU]

Every game I get into a lobby it has two of the below:

Russian who doesn't speak english and has 100+ ping because Valve decided to let the mutt onto US servers

Indian who cries and complains the entire game for shit they did (cannot lose izzat saars)

4 queue that somehow has less teamwork and communication skills of a group of deaf and blind people

Oblivious <5k elo player that got put into 15k+ because they queued with someone else thats higher elo, will absolutely drop less than 500 damage the entire game

Latinx or niggers who cannot stop holding down their mic button, letting the entire team suffer through sounds of babies crying and vacuums through their 5 dollar microphones.

And last but not least retards who can't stop giving obvious comms. The amount of times I get distracted trying my hardest not to tell a nigger to shut up when trying to 1v1 when they call out the most obvious things is too many times.

I've lost 7 games in a row, most of which end off with me topfragging with 25+ kills. Will Valve ever rank me up outside of nova? No. Suffah, me!

I’m Aussie and my closest servers are Singapore. This usually means I only get two kinds of players:

- weird dysgenic SEAmonkey shitskins that are usually terrible at the game. If they’re on the opposite team this can be fun for you, otherwise good luck. Communication is poor to nonexistent, and when they do have mics and communicate they’re weird degen gooners or just have bad vibes.

- Aussies. Generally okay the game, but much more volatile, sulky, and prone to whining and getting unreasonably upset in voice chat.

Yesterday on first round of cache some SEAmonkey ESL nigger was wildly swinging his knife after leaving spawn and managed to somehow stab me 3 times in a row and I was down to 18. I lost the 1v2 that round as the last guy got me

I swear, we have games that already act as containment chambers for these niggers (FIFA/CoD/Fortnite)/Latinxtards (Dragonball)/SEAmonkeys (gachashit/FAGLORANT). If they cannot for the love of God Almighty, learn the fucking game, they should be shamed back to the hole they crawled out of.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I tried Premier during Season 1 and returned to give it a go again in Season 4, had some shitty placement matches and got put into the mental torture chamber that is sub-5K ELO Premier.

It's filled with smurfs, people that play like they're CS2 newborns despite tending to have at least a few hundred hours, hightards, throwers (had some dipshit throw because a teammate shittalked his anime avatar, we won despite his retardation), ragequitters, people that don't take the mode seriously despite it being THE competitive mode, people that refuse to follow simple orders to create neccesary coordination, shittalkers who bring down team morale / performance, etc etc etc as said in my prior post.

I started at sub-5K ELO in Season 1 and it was understandable at the time since I was in all regards a noob, yet in Season 4 (because Premier seems to be entirely win / loss based and I got unlucky with my placement matches as a damned solo queuer) I started at a LOWER ELO than Season 1 despite having improved immensely in every aspect (for reference I started at Silver 2 when first playing Wingman last year, currently placed at GN3 which would in theory place me around 10K ELO in Premier). It's a joke of a mode and I'm stuck in a struggle session with my ELO rank where it feels like I'm here forever, always +100 ELO -100 ELO.

It's a glorified slot machine as a solo queuer that wastes my time instead of money, just an utterly miserable experience that drags down further development in my understanding of the game. All I wanted was a color coded badge to show off.

 

[mister meaner]

some dipshit throw because a teammate shittalked his anime avatar

Anime profile picture niggers are the scum of the earth

 

[WULULULULU]

I tried Premier during Season 1 and returned to give it a go again in Season 4, had some shitty placement matches and got put into the mental torture chamber that is sub-5K ELO Premier.

It's filled with smurfs, people that play like they're CS2 newborns despite tending to have at least a few hundred hours, hightards, throwers (had some dipshit throw because a teammate shittalked his anime avatar, we won despite his retardation), ragequitters, people that don't take the mode seriously despite it being THE competitive mode, people that refuse to follow simple orders to create neccesary coordination, shittalkers who bring down team morale / performance, etc etc etc as said in my prior post.

I started at sub-5K ELO in Season 1 and it was understandable at the time since I was in all regards a noob, yet in Season 4 (because Premier seems to be entirely win / loss based and I got unlucky with my placement matches as a damned solo queuer) I started at a LOWER ELO than Season 1 despite having improved immensely in every aspect (for reference I started at Silver 2 when first playing Wingman last year, currently placed at GN3 which would in theory place me around 10K ELO in Premier). It's a joke of a mode and I'm stuck in a struggle session with my ELO rank where it feels like I'm here forever, always +100 ELO -100 ELO.

It's a glorified slot machine as a solo queuer that wastes my time instead of money, just an utterly miserable experience that drags down further development in my understanding of the game. All I wanted was a color coded badge to show off.

NA must be a truly miserable experience Jesus fucking Christ.

I have that type of feeling that my own rank/elo might have a huge discrepancy with my own skill. PL: My max rank at CSGO was DMG, so surely I'd get ranked at around MG1-MGE and around 20k right? NOPE. Individual map ranks are around Gold Nova 1-4 and premier is at 16k. It doesn't help that 10k-14k lobbies are so goddamn random because FACEIT lvl 10 faggots inflate these ranks and make it near impossible to rank up past the 10-14k range, solo, duo or even full-stack.

Like what the fuck? Rank discrepancy is so huge that it feels like the game is actively harming your ability to learn the game. And if that's the case with CS, I can't imagine how bad DOTA 2 and Deadlock (soon) are in terms of rank discrepancy and smurfing.