Count Dankula

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Who dun it?

  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

    Votes: 457 28.8%

  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

    Votes: 1,130 71.2%
  • Total voters
    1,587
Goldie_99 said:
He was subhuman long before that. Examples:

-Got arrested for being drunk in public at 16 years old
-Has so much head trauma from fighting, he just randomly goes deaf in one ear for weeks at a time
-Comes from a family of career criminals
-Smoked so much weed, his brain is permanently damaged
-Chainsmoked for decades and still hasn't quit completely
-His main hobby since adolescence is bar-hopping until he gets blackout drunk
-Would send/show pictures of his penis to his friends as a sort of jumpscare because it was "a funny joke"
-The nazi pug thing could only be the work of a potato, free speech or not
-Can't have kids without in-vitro
-All the bodymods
-The alleged drunken hookups are a brag to him

I can keep going.

The man's videos are good for background noise, but he as a person is the definition of eurotrash.
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Average Scotsman, really.
 
Goldie_99 said:
He was subhuman long before that. Examples:

-Got arrested for being drunk in public at 16 years old
-Has so much head trauma from fighting, he just randomly goes deaf in one ear for weeks at a time
-Comes from a family of career criminals
-Smoked so much weed, his brain is permanently damaged
-Chainsmoked for decades and still hasn't quit completely
-His main hobby since adolescence is bar-hopping until he gets blackout drunk
-Would send/show pictures of his penis to his friends as a sort of jumpscare because it was "a funny joke"
-The nazi pug thing could only be the work of a potato, free speech or not
-Can't have kids without in-vitro
-All the bodymods
-The alleged drunken hookups are a brag to him

I can keep going.

The man's videos are good for background noise, but he as a person is the definition of eurotrash.
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Brother you just described a fuck load of dudes from the Midwest
 
"If you aren't sleeping with your man, it's your fault that he is a gooner."

Just... what?

Does this have something to do with stupid people having higher sex drive? He bragged that right after the divorce he "didn't have sex for two whole weeks", so he took a tranny home and "destroyed that asshole".

Few videos prior he said that the reason for his divorce was "really stupid and boring", now this whole side tangent about a woman being mad at her man for gooning and he justifies it by saying that it's ok if the wife is not putting up... did Sue stop fucking dank after birth control effects went away and then divorce-raped him over porn?
Smashed & Slamed said:
The kids thing was Sue being high risk for things like the pregnancy happening in the tube, not Manukla.
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He said that's the reason and probably it is the main one, but I refuse to believe that all the abuse he visited upon his mortal coil had no effect on his fertility.
 
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Goldie_99 said:
He said that's the reason and probably it is the main one, but I refuse to believe that all the abuse he visited upon his mortal coil had no effect on his fertility.
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Unfortunately for the entire human race, a lot of men and women who do stupid shit and abuse their bodies for decades still can somehow procreate.
 
"Being alone is awesome, you don't need a bitch."

Also:

"So yeah, right after the divorce I didn't get to have sex for two whole weeks and this tranny came onto me when I was having a bender, so I took him home and destroyed that asshole."

On a sidenote, that chromedome jumpscare was BRUTAL. There are men who rock being bald. Dank is not one of them.
 
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Morridowfag said:
Always figured he'd do one on Roman von Ungern-Sternberg first.
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Hopefully he finally gets around to the mad baron soon.
Also, how long do you guys think it'll be before he finally does a MadLad on the big H himself? He's just covered the worst of the worst of the nazis so Hitler would be a light hearted reading in comparison.
 
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