Could this ever happen to you?

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

just some mexicans messing around with eachother

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

This is an average Sunday down at the Bin Laden residence.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

To be fair, the driver was fat and therefore they would not have sex with him.

 

[Blouie]

I guess it could happen if I ever went to a shithole cartel country.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Probably not, they just kidnap Americans and ransom them instead of stabbing their tires and doodling on their face.

I'm sure we can all agree getting kidnapped is the better option, if they draw on your face everyone's going to laugh at you and it'll be very embarrassing.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

No because I'm a retard so I'd likely call them "dumb spics" and talk to them in a exaggerated racist accent so I'd probably just end up choking to death on my own dick a few minutes later.

But at least I wouldn't have marker on my face!

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

Nope. I live in America. Fuck yeah. I'm sure this could be attempted on me in the nearest metropolitan city by a bunch of niggers, but I carry and I won't be humiliated like that in front of my children. Looking at this video I should probably put more guns in my cars to pass out to the kids in case of emergencies. They have been shooting since they were toddlers and are better than me at this point anyways.

 

[Cats]

meheco