Could Kiwifarms theoretically overthrow Iceland?

[SandyCat]

They have no standing army, just a few glorified coast guard ships and a handful of angry viking ghosts.

 

[Distant Ranger]

Gather the Bob Semple tanks

 

[Poison Apple]

Probably, but it's like stealing the extra chromosome from a downie, what would we do with it?

 

[Johnny Salami]

Probably, but it's like stealing the extra chromosome from a downie, what would we do with it?

white-muslim ethnostate
Every true believer gets a cute tomboy autistic femcel gf

 

[WebLurker]

Sure, but- why? Why would we even want to? Bjork's people come from there; have you seen Bjork in an interview? Now imagine an entire island of Bjorks that you're stuck on.

 

[Shidoen]

To be fair there's only like one rabbi in the whole country, other than that we might get a parade.

 

[Combat Wombat]

No one on this website has ever set foot outside

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Kerry Katona and Peter Andre will be fuming

Our Dear Leader will given first pick of the checkout girls I imagine

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Probably. Or at at least we could raid them and sell them into slavery.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

No one on this website has ever set foot outside

i've been there
there's some houses, a dick museum, and a weirdly fuck-off huge cathedral that belongs in a videogame. and then mostly just snow
that's about it so i don't think they'd even notice if you just kinda moved in where the snow part is

 

[glass_houses]

First you'd have to get us organised and co-operating with each other.

This will never happen.

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

Theoretically we'd have a better chance taking on Lichtenstein or like the Principality of Monocoque. Like very small countries that are under monarchy still.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I mean, Iceland was very happy to have been essentially annexed by the Allies (and then NATO) until 2006 (though US army returns there periodically) so I don't think they'd resist our occupation much either

 

[KolKinhs]

Is this revenge for Iceland seizing .is?

 

[Snuckening2]

Iceland seems kinda unambitious, really. Settling KF's beef with New Zealand seems the obvious target, to me.



Technically they have a military, but just barely. And their "tanks" are glorified tractors. I feel like we can take them.

 

[Spunt]

Lolnope

 

[Omnium Ultimatus]

I'm sure you've already heard about the alleged far-right plot to overthrow the Icelandic government, no?

https://twitter.com/Jake_Hanrahan/status/1588281478571753472

If these guys could get smuggled guns, ammo, and 3D-print guns of their own, thousands of armed and trained farmers could overwhelm the government, especially if we have the support of the natives. Defending Iceland from other militaries is another matter entirely.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Half of this website is to autistic to go outside.

The other half is too autistic to stop at Iceland.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

As long as you don't fuck with their fish you're good. The English learned the hard way not to fuck with their fish.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I heard that because the population is so small and insular, there’s a dating app that enables you to make sure the person you’re flirting with isn’t a relative.

That has no bearing on the question, I just thought it was interesting.