Could Jesus walk on cum?

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Genesis 38:9 clearly explains that God killed Onan for performing coitus interruptus. Creating a pool of cum would certainly invoke the wrath of God so if you are asking literally whether or not Jesus could walk on cum the answer would be yes because Jesus sits at the right hand of the Father and can perform any miracle but the concept of this question is blasphemous.

If you are an atheist and believe that Jesus was just a regular person then it would depend on the viscosity of the cum. If the cum is really packed with compressed sperm cells then it could technically become solid enough to walk on but this is unlikely and would require engineering beyond human science so the answer is probably no.
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Genesis 38:9 clearly explains that God killed Onan for performing coitus interruptus. Creating a pool of cum would certainly invoke the wrath of God so if you are asking literally whether or not Jesus could walk on cum the answer would be yes because Jesus sits at the right hand of the Father and can perform any miracle but the concept of this question is blasphemous.

If you are an atheist and believe that Jesus was just a regular person then it would depend on the viscosity of the cum. If the cum is really packed with compressed sperm cells then it could technically become solid enough to walk on but this is unlikely and would require engineering beyond human science so the answer is probably no.
 
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The vast number of improbable events that would have to occur to make this happen makes the discussion a moot point that only serves to force people to entertain and visualize the concept of Jesus in a crude and blasphemous situation.
 
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