Could Finland’s Open Prisons Model Work In Chicago?

[Mörkö]

I came across this question in the title for this Pulitzer Center radio segment and the mental image alone has kept me amused for some time. I for one think its a splendid idea. An AI image generator imagines that it would look something like this:


What do you think? Could it work?

 

[Lou Bega]

It doesn't even work in Finland.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Nothing from Finland could possibly work anywhere else. It's a unique country.

 

[Mörkö]

Nothing from Finland could possibly work anywhere else. It's a unique country.

True, open prisons could only work in a country full of Moomins.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Nothing from Finland could possibly work anywhere else. It's a unique country.

Not even the death metal?

 

[Druish Space Lasers]

It works with a Finnish population. You already know the reason why it wouldn't work in Chicago.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Not even the death metal?

It’s embarrassing, anyway ‘arts and entertainment’ always has some fans.

Finland is a country of weirdos.

 

[YautjaWeeb]

Not even the death metal?

Especially the death metal. Amorphis fans would have to first concede Tales From 1000 Lakes was not just studio musicians and fully representative of the band, and therefore representative of the Finnish death metals.

 

[dick brain]

Nothing works in Chicago.