Correct way to eat sushi roll?

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

Obviously you eat it with a fork like a civilized person, but like do you have the roll down so you take a bite out of it like a cookie (horizontal) or, vertically, so you have all the flavors at once?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Fork? I just pick it up with my fingers, dunk it in soy sauce and wasabi and eat it like a chicken nugget.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Step 1: Throw it away and get yourself a burger or pizza
Step 2: Enjoy a real meal

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

Fork? I just pick it up with my fingers, dunk it in soy sauce and wasabi and eat it like a chicken nugget.

You have a point, nuggies are pretty civilized, so eating them like that would be admissible

 

[Ultrapenguin]

If I was someplace and saw a person eating sushi with a fork I'd demand they be thrown from the premises.

Eating individually portioned things with two sticks is the best Asian invention since fireworks.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Seafood is foul, the correct way to eat it is dumping it in the garbage.

 

[SentinentCloud]

by not eating it

 

[Dysnomia]

With your feet.

 

[fake farts]

The correct way is to eat them off the body of the dude you have tied up in your basement.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

If I was someplace and saw a person eating sushi with a fork I'd demand they be thrown from the premises.

if i ever see you in a sushi bar, i'll be sure to sit right next to you and eat my makizushi with my hands like a normal person

 

[David Brown]

Sushi with a fork is such a hilarious image. With a knife too and a bib tied around the neck.

 

[Night Crawler]

The best way to do it is just shove it down your throat. Especially if you are in a restaurant. You might puke or start choking. That would make a huge scene. If you puke it would ruin everyone else's good time.

That's the best way to do it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Please watch this helpful documentary to learn exactly how it is done in Japan:

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

Nigiri is the only good sushi, so if you are eating some rolled up contrivance you are already doing it wrong. Hell, skip the sushi. Sashimi is where it's at.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Deep throat the uncut roll

 

[JethroTullamore]

Shove it up your butt hole, healthiest way, skip out that silly stomach stuff.