Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

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Sparkletor said:
The other day someone asked where Kat was. Phil said she's downstairs eating breakfast. This was at 12:15 pm his time.

The reason they don't eat breakfast as a family is because Kat wakes up at noon.

If eating food together as a family was important, wouldn't Kat get up at 10:00 am and eat with Phil?

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Edit: Further evidence

One hour into the video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0yfJoXzZleY
At the one hour mark, Phil remarks he can smell Kat cooking a French toast bagel for breakfast. We know Phil starts streaming gameplay at around 12:00pm. This means Kat was making breakfast at 1:00pm.
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Eating “breakfast” at 1PM? More evidence that Khet doesn’t work and/ or is depressed.

Who the fuck is nearing their 30s and is still waking up at 1PM? Either she’s the most glorified trophy wife in the world and Phil let’s her do whatever the fuck she wants in fear of losing her, or whatever benzos/ anti-depressants she’s on make her not care about shit.

The most logical explanation would be that she works late shifts but given she works at most three days a week (if she were working), that’s not enough to fix her sleep schedule.

Their marriage is so fucking weird. It’s like they barely know each other and don’t even attempt to be involved in each other’s lives.
 
Maybe its just me but looks like a vomit.

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Anyone notice how he has a lot of Mac+Cheese in his meals? It almost feels like it's pre-made and planned.
 
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"One awesome Christmas Dinner!" is what he posted alongside this. This is the most pre-packaged shit I've ever seen. None of this is hard to make from scratch. You heat up the ham, stuffing is just bread/water/spices/butter and mac and cheese is just macaroni/cheese/milk/roux. Instead he chooses to eat shit that came out of a QVC box and makes his mom pay for it.
 
He eats like a little kid. Surprised he didn't have a side of chicken nuggets or some shit. God at least throw a scoop of green peas on your plate.
 
That plate of slop looks absolutely perfect for the pigroach. None of it genuine, everything prepackaged and nuked. That pineapple looks like it's made of ground nacho doritos gelatin.
 
The traditional Italian Christmas meal of macaroni and cheese bought from the Fed Meyer deli, a QVC ham, Stove-Top stuffing, and pineapple.

I was going to say at least Kat didn't make mashed potatoes again, but it's possible there were potatoes and Phil just didn't want any.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
Stuffing AND mac n cheese? Oh shit and a pineapple or two on top? That is some balanced meal you wouldn't find in a frozen non-wife aisle.
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That's stuffing? I don't think I've ever had instant stuffing in my entire life, I thought that was fried chicken or something. What a sad plate of microwaved Home Shopping Network food. Why is he trying to flex on people with his toddler Kid Cuisine meal, why didn't he post that "cooked and ate real breakfast" that he "enjoyed and appreciated" from this morning noon?
 
Kermit the Frog said:
Frozen mac and cheese. Boxed stuffing. Canned pineapple slices. QVC ham from mom. Nothing green. Zero care or thought into presentation. A Burnell household classic.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
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The one comment with the puking emoji really brings it all together. ❤
 
JackDavis said:
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"One awesome Christmas Dinner!" is what he posted alongside this. This is the most pre-packaged shit I've ever seen. None of this is hard to make from scratch. You heat up the ham, stuffing is just bread/water/spices/butter and mac and cheese is just macaroni/cheese/tard cum/roux. Instead he chooses to eat shit that came out of a QVC box and makes his mom pay for it.
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It looks like QVC just repackaged the Thanksgiving boxes they didn't sell as Christmas boxes and maybe dropped a spiral-cut ham in instead of the turkey.
 
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