Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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Holy shit why do they both look like they were at a funeral
It's because they worship consumer products show much it's akin to somebody dying. Even if it's a fictional character. Chris Chan isn't the only person who believes to seriously in cartoon characters.
 
Found all this shit while grabbing things for the sugar baby thread, so now you guys get it:


And that lead me to an entire subgenre of people making their own infomercials:





These people are out here, spending their own time and energy, making ads. For free.
 
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Found all this shit while grabbing things for the sugar baby thread, so now you guys get it:
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Snaptik_6869848082406821125_abbieherbert.mp4
And that lead me to an entire subgenre of people making their own infomercials:
Snaptik_6870329730210548997_brianna.mp4
Snaptik_6835039657043004677_kristina(1).mp4
Snaptik_6914079798847393029_melissa-sandoval.mp4
Snaptik_6864252434399677701_jenn.mp4
Snaptik_6887223445256539398_melissa-sandoval.mp4
These people are out here, spending their own time and energy, making ads. For free.
99% of this is plastic garbage or is wrapped in plastic garbage that's going to be landfilled right when it's used up. And who wants to bet those """"compostable"""" straws in the second to last video are actually just plastic too? These people likely call themselves "green" to go along with the trends and just keep on consuming and consuming endlessly.
 
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This is the same guy who spent $14K on Funko Pops. Apparently, he tends to take out huge loans just to buy Funko Pops from other people. This unnerves me. He's literally wasting thousands of dollars on shitty vinyl toys.
 
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This is the same guy who spent $14K on Funko Pops. Apparently, he tends to take out huge loans just to buy Funko Pops from other people. This unnerves me. He's literally wasting thousands of dollars on shitty vinyl toys.
It's one thing to have a hobby but it's another to become an obsessed freak about it. Seriously there are definitely better looking figures that this guy could buy with that money or hell use it for essential things
 
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This is the same guy who spent $14K on Funko Pops. Apparently, he tends to take out huge loans just to buy Funko Pops from other people. This unnerves me. He's literally wasting thousands of dollars on shitty vinyl toys.
It's one thing to have a hobby but it's another to become an obsessed freak about it. Seriously there are definitely better looking figures that this guy could buy with that money or hell use it for essential things
That's almost enough money to buy a brand new car.
 
Found all this shit while grabbing things for the sugar baby thread, so now you guys get it:
Snaptik_6862427545661492485_charli-elise.mp4
Snaptik_6869848082406821125_abbieherbert.mp4
And that lead me to an entire subgenre of people making their own infomercials:
Snaptik_6870329730210548997_brianna.mp4
Snaptik_6835039657043004677_kristina(1).mp4
Snaptik_6914079798847393029_melissa-sandoval.mp4
Snaptik_6864252434399677701_jenn.mp4
Snaptik_6887223445256539398_melissa-sandoval.mp4
These people are out here, spending their own time and energy, making ads. For free.
They think if they post into the void enough, the influencer god will descend from the sky and give them a million dollars to sponsor plastic garbage.
 
Another round of this shit.
Funkos:


"Must Haves":






"Rich Kid Check"






Unboxing




General expensive brands shit




 
The funkos one hurts me to my core. Siblings roping each other in to this garbage culture of just hoarding a massive amount of pieces of identical plastic in boxes. Great job older brother!

The hell is the "Tiktok made me buy" bullshit in the must haves section? Is this some terrible trend on the site, or are they actually just saying they're buying whatever tiktok ads suggest to them? Either way this is what a dying civilization looks like.

The first rich kid check video uses a song that's making fun of these exact kinds of people.
Shows you how oblivious they are, so wrapped up in themselves they can't even see the irony of their actions. And most of these people are still using airpods as the status quo "rich" item. This trend never died? And the next video bragging about a private school and they use a bottled water as an example of 'great food'? Aquafina isn't even some rich bitch brand, it's bottled by cocacola.
 
I remember seeing those projectable keyboards about a decade ago. At the time they seemed cool on paper but they look like a pain in practice.
 
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Almost every soy/consoomer type I know is also a completely obnoxious stoner. The kind that looks down on others who don't smoke. The kind that insists on the term "cannabis" because buzzfeed told them the word "Marijuana" literally murders Mexicans.

So I laughed my ass off when I saw the name of the next big dispensary chain coming to the area:

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These are all from my favorite Funko consoomer @courtvstheworld on Tik Tok. Are you really living if you're not surrounded by plastic pop culture garbage at all times?




 
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The hell is the "Tiktok made me buy" bullshit in the must haves section? Is this some terrible trend on the site, or are they actually just saying they're buying whatever tiktok ads suggest to them? Either way this is what a dying civilization looks like.
It's a thing. There are whole compilations on YouTube:
The channel name is literally "TikTok Made Me Buy It"
There are subgenres too, like "beauty:
And by store:
And lest you think this is just an American thing:
It's where the "________ in my ______ that just make sense" thing that @Criterion Rat included in the dump above comes from.
There are TikTokers who specialize in it as their "market niche".
I want to think this stuff is sponcon or affiliate links, but I don't have that much faith in humanity.
On that note, what also gets me about this shit is their sister-genre, the "Haul"
 
Do people who buy shit for the purpose of destroying them count as consoomers? Fuck it, I think they do.
Starts at around 2:20.
 
Do people who buy shit for the purpose of destroying them count as consoomers? Fuck it, I think they do.https://youtube.com/watch?v=1uUFI0w5Tj0Starts at around 2:20.
I'd consider techrax an ultimate consoomer, if he didn't basically turn everything he destroys into gold for himself. This guy gets rich from destroying consumer items. He's an expert exploiter of the consumer mindset, even if he is one himself.
 
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