Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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Since we mentioned Air Up, this guy reviews and eviscerates it. There's a chance most of you may not like his humor but bear with it since his review seems more genuine.
 
RX-78 said:
Nigger that thing is shaped like a turbo-faggot sized dildo and the only thing keeping him from looking like a bog standard soycuck is the look of scorn and disgust on his brow.
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I was thinking the same thing. But it isn't the appearance that makes the cuck. It's the cuckoldry.
John Titor said:
Since we mentioned Air Up, this guy reviews and eviscerates it. There's a chance most of you may not like his humor but bear with it since his review seems more genuine.
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This thing sounds as stupid and worthless as the Juicero. Except that appears to have been well manufactured even if it was a completely useless, overpriced, overengineered item for squeezing juice out of a bag. I can stick a straw in a Capri Sun and do that.
 
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I admit this might be a bit unrelated to this thread.

Anyone else ever think about how retarded stoners are ? There are people who build their whole identity around weed.

There is also this dissonance druggies have. On one hand they think they are better then everyone else but they also play victim a lot. I get it that once you are addicted to drugs you can't just stop but why did you start in the first place ?

Out of all drug consoomers. I find Adderall people to be the most tolerable. Most of them don't use Adderall for fun but to accomplish other things which is more admirable

What do you think ?

Also another consoomer question, so in the last few years we have seen a rise in brands that are all about black people, weather it be black owned,black power, black hiring programs the works. The law of consoomer culture says that we should see a rise in brands that claim to be all about white people. Do you think we will see this ? I don't think we will but what do you think ?
 
Buck Broken Chimp said:
I admit this might be a bit unrelated to this thread.

Anyone else ever think about how retarded stoners are ? There are people who build their whole identity around weed.

There is also this dissonance druggies have. On one hand they think they are better then everyone else but they also play victim a lot. I get it that once you are addicted to drugs you can't just stop but why did you start in the first place ?

Out of all drug consoomers. I find Adderall people to be the most tolerable. Most of them don't use Adderall for fun but to accomplish other things which is more admirable

What do you think ?

Also another consoomer question, so in the last few years we have seen a rise in brands that are all about black people, weather it be black owned,black power, black hiring programs the works. The law of consoomer culture says that we should see a rise in brands that claim to be all about white people. Do you think we will see this ? I don't think we will but what do you think ?
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What about stoners who grow weed in their house intending to sell it only to just smoke it all?
 
AnOminous said:
I was thinking the same thing. But it isn't the appearance that makes the cuck. It's the cuckoldry.
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I can hear the deafening abyss in the void where his upper body strength should be.
Buck Broken Chimp said:
Anyone else ever think about how retarded stoners are ? There are people who build their whole identity around weed.
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Smoking marijuana shrinks the prefrontal cortex, making people effectively brain damaged. Even if that wasn't the case the basic bitch stoner is agonizingly insufferable because they only, only talk about getting stoned and nothing else.
Buck Broken Chimp said:
Also another consoomer question, so in the last few years we have seen a rise in brands that are all about black people, weather it be black owned,black power, black hiring programs the works. The law of consoomer culture says that we should see a rise in brands that claim to be all about white people. Do you think we will see this ? I don't think we will but what do you think ?
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That's because daddy blackrock has decreed that the demoralization stage of anti-White propaganda has begun, and corpos want that sweet, sweet ESG money.
 
RX-78 said:
Even if that wasn't the case the basic bitch stoner is agonizingly insufferable because they only, only talk about getting stoned and nothing else.
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But wait, like, man, like, dude, did I EVER tell you about that time I got really high, and like, I was totally STONED? Because I'm about to tell you again. . .
 
AnOminous said:
But wait, like, man, like, dude, did I EVER tell you about that time I got really high, and like, I was totally STONED? Because I'm about to tell you again. . .
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Cheech and Chong were the worst damned things to crawl out of spicland.

As for the topic at hand, does anyone remember that one Nintendo sped who tried buying up all the Princess Peach amiibo in his area? I recall him stating he spent close to three grand on plastic, all in the hopes that it would prevent fans of Peach from getting their copies of her amiibo. I bring this up because there has to be more examples of consoomers hate-purchasing a product to deny other people that product and getting themselves deep in the red over it.
 
Buck Broken Chimp said:
Also another consoomer question, so in the last few years we have seen a rise in brands that are all about black people, weather it be black owned,black power, black hiring programs the works. The law of consoomer culture says that we should see a rise in brands that claim to be all about white people. Do you think we will see this ? I don't think we will but what do you think ?
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Black people disproportionately spend their income on consumer brand-name good to signal status.
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There's a reason 'ghetto rich' is an old joke.
 
RX-78 said:
As for the topic at hand, does anyone remember that one Nintendo sped who tried buying up all the Princess Peach amiibo in his area?
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I believe that was MarioTehPlumber, who was buying all of the Rosalina amiibos in his area, and was most recently caught pretending to be retarded for several years as PreciousLeaf.
 
Coo Coo Bird said:
Black people disproportionately spend their income on consumer brand-name good to signal status.
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There's a reason 'ghetto rich' is an old joke.
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"Black culture" itself is a marketing ploy. based around consuming bad quality mass produce merchandise and worshipping pop culture. Like paying 500$ for some plastic sneakers and eating certain brands of junk food. Thats their cultural identity and heritage. Every rap song is about wasting money like a retard then bragging about it like an ape.
 
John Titor said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BokoBv_D_HMSince we mentioned Air Up, this guy reviews and eviscerates it. There's a chance most of you may not like his humor but bear with it since his review seems more genuine.
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I like his goblin looking cat.

That entire product is such a stupid idea, there is no way it would work. If it was as simple as adding some smell to water and trick you into believing you are drinking a flavored syrup soda people would have done it before.
 
Where does the metal community fall in consumerism? A battle jacket is basically a jacket covered in logos. I have one myself but I can't help but think about that sometimes. A lot of metal merch is downright silly. You've got generic lazy shit where it's just the logo slapped onto something like a beer koozie, there are action figures, instruments, and even condoms and dildos.
 
Brenda Holiday said:
Where does the metal community fall in consumerism? A battle jacket is basically a jacket covered in logos. I have one myself but I can't help but think about that sometimes. A lot of metal merch is downright silly. You've got generic lazy shit where it's just the logo slapped onto something like a beer koozie, there are action figures, instruments, and even condoms and dildos.
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Every metalhead I've seen in public has either been a fat millennial with a neckbeard or a zoomer tranny covered with pride buttons. Huge consoomer demographics.
 
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