Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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moocow said:
I wonder if their employees even give a shit anymore.
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If there are 10 on-floor staff walking around, 9 of them will not give a shit and 1 will be the turbo autist. Good luck!

Also can we stop sperging about good samaritan laws, immigrants, and gun control in the consoomer thread?

I'm shocked mystery boxes are still popular. Every now and then I run into another niche monthly subscription box.

This made me wonder about crystal hoarders, since they're the basic white girl thing right now, especially if you're into the woo woo.
This one's a munchie.

Tiktok strikes again. Ironically her channel is called "The Cheap Chick".

1k in rocks ELEVATED haul

Blonde chick in this is either high as fucking balls or the dumbest valley girl stereotype I've seen in a while.

Supporting small businesses.
 
moocow said:
$140k for a used handbag. And you have to spend money and grovel just to be in the running to be permitted to buy one.
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Tsar Nicky said:
This shit is actually a sign of mental illness. It has to be. For fuck's sake.
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vomitusdeux said:
Imagine buying a used handbag that costs more than a lot of houses. That's so retarded. I can't actually wrap my head around that. I can't imagine spending anything but like a house for that. My mind is blown these people are beyond salvation
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$140k on sale. The original price for that one is $165k.
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Bonus Jeffee:

Cool Dog Returns said:
Results?
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No dinero for el gato.
You need to have a minimum number of sales within a certain time period to stay "active". If you don't then they shut down your account. Same for if you don't make a single sale within 180 days.

Cool Dog Returns said:
Cheap plastic shit is what zoomers aspire to? are things really that bad in burgerland?
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Yes.

Cool Dog Returns said:
Holy fuck not even in my third-world hell you see shit like this, is there video of this? like a tour showing this shit?
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NoReturn said:
I debated putting this in the new marketing thread, but it's more about the things being consumed and the buyers themselves:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GKkQdS6VxNM

I was going to ask why this topic was trending...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xjuhWU1hig0
But then I saw something in related videos, and I found all these published within the last week:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UkFhBsKTrUEhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=DB0DekcT38Ehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=oN4JIhwFKcQ
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I guess ppl who are into these junk have six figure annual income, in the top tax bracket with multiple mansions, superyachts and private islands, right?
 
Cool Dog Returns said:
We got laws like that too, but what I'm saying is that people are not gonna help because they simply dont care, again zero-sum mentality and no sense of community

That has always been a problem but people kept helping others because "its the right thing to do" and most of the time it was people who actually needed help

I'm talking about china-levels of DGAF, like you have a guy bleeding to death and people just walk by, which is something not even latino countries have reached yet
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It depends on where you are really. My town you get in a wreck? People are rushing over to help. LA? People are too stoned to care.
Cool Dog Returns said:
Not the best example since they went free despite insane amount of national pressure to fuck them over. Had that happened in any latino country they would be in jail forever if only due to the political pressure to jail them

Most latino countries dont let you own guns and the ones that do have retarded laws like forcing you to keep the gun in your house under lock and unloaded, the fuck are you gonna do? ask the home invader rapist/murderer to give you 5 minutes to get your gun out of the safe and load it?. And if by sheer fucking luck you manage to shoot the criminal within your house some judge is going to unironically ask why you didnt go into robocop mode and used VATS to just shoot him in the leg as if movies were real life, I shit you not

One doctor guy got fucked because the criminal was just outside his house even tho he was about to run him over with the car he just stole from him, the judge literally said he should've let the criminal run him over instead of shooting him
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Other countries gun laws make me realize that despite how bad it is, I have it pretty good. I can actually defend myself in Utah, even if I go to court.

Yaks said:
If there are 10 on-floor staff walking around, 9 of them will not give a shit and 1 will be the turbo autist. Good luck!

Also can we stop sperging about good samaritan laws, immigrants, and gun control in the consoomer thread?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Nb2KoDfv5UI'm shocked mystery boxes are still popular. Every now and then I run into another niche monthly subscription box.

This made me wonder about crystal hoarders, since they're the basic white girl thing right now, especially if you're into the woo woo.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zh_XERgnAXYThis one's a munchie.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LQH2r2dMEXUTiktok strikes again. Ironically her channel is called "The Cheap Chick".

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HorHdi10jCQ1k in rocks ELEVATED haul

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IkdcfBqYAPIBlonde chick in this is either high as fucking balls or the dumbest valley girl stereotype I've seen in a while.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FH5EmXx7Rp4Supporting small businesses.
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Crystals. Literal quartz, mining waste except for clocks. How people fall for hoarding this shit I don't get. I know they look cool, but you don't need this many
 
Yaks said:
I wanna know where people are hiding those giant tubs of protein powder other than an oversized, obvious purse.


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It's gotta just be their proximity to other goods... right?

Laughter1145 said:
I guess ppl who are into these junk have six figure annual income, in the top tax bracket with multiple mansions, superyachts and private islands, right?
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"Affordable luxury"
"Dupes"
"Old money" trend*
etc etc etc
It's the zoomer version of Boomer's "You deserve it" but since they're young and the economy sucks it's all knockoff or cheap versions of what the Boomers had.

*This one is the weirdest one to look at, because the concept is "Buy it for life" or "Timeless classics" but people are buying fast fashion versions of these things because it's what they can afford.
 
NoReturn said:
It was a chainsaw:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LkJDUFa7A6A
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THANK YOU!

Everything about this video is hilarious. I get the same joy out of it as I do watching dumb people at walmart buy a TV that won't fit in their car, but try anyway. With the added bonus of her being too stupid to look up at the camera looking directly at her.

I will give her credit she is at least trying to steal something useful and not cosmetics.
 
Yaks said:
I'm trying to find the video of the woman on CCTV trying to shove a weed whacker down the back of her pants to steal it but failing.
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Wish I could find that news story about the guy that tried shoplifting by shoving a bunch of steaks down his pants. Spoiler alert: he didn't succeed.
 
Big Ed's Oxycodone Stash said:
Soy Cyraxx collects Funko pops

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Holy shit, TsimFuckis is still alive? Guy was a pretty big 4chan/ED meme back in the day.

Haven't thought about his goofy ass in like 10 years. Last time I saw him, he was a massive juggalo and wrestling sperg, so I'm sure he's consoomed huge amounts of ICP and WWE merch too.
 
Maggots on a Train v2 said:
Who even knows what kind of industrial chemicals that poor girl was exposed to.
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When you buy directly from China this is a chance you are willing to take. I do feel bad for her, I wouldn't exactly consider balloons a questionable purchase normally. But still, they'll feed each other literal sawdust and chemicals in local markets, they care even less about us.
 
Maggots on a Train v2 said:
A horror story:
You really can't trust a goddamn thing you buy straight from China. At least the big brands in the US do some safety testing, and do regular recalls. China does not give a shit. They fucked up something as cheap as balloons. Who even knows what kind of industrial chemicals that poor girl was exposed to.
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this is awful but was she really gonna blow up 143 balloons by mouth?
 
FunktoTard shows off his collection. Welcome to hell!


Imagine being so obsessed with consoooming that you buy brand merch.
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His daughter buys him the toys not the other way around.
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YAAAASS!!! My favorite predatory multinational corporate hegemony supports anal sex between men.
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Big Ed's Oxycodone Stash said:
Do we have any tears of the kingdom soy consoom shit yet?
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I think it's still too early; give it a year
Blup said:
FunktoTard shows off his collection. Welcome to hell!
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Imagine being so obsessed with consoooming that you buy brand merch.
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His daughter buys him the toys not the other way around.
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YAAAASS!!! My favorite predatory multinational corporate hegemony supports anal sex between men.
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The pride droids are what kill me. If you think all the regular rainbow merchandise going to the landfill was bad, just wait until all this PVC gets in there- practically unrecycalable, forever will litter the waste land when archeologists in 1000 years start digging shit up
 
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