Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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Making first memories with his firstborn.
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Good thing the poor kid didn't start choking during an important boss battle...
 
Consoomerism bothers a lot of us because I'd imagine a lot of us either used to be consoomers, or at least came damn close to it. I know I have.
It's mostly the shit I don't understand. The fuck is the point of Funko Pops?

I can understand stuff like spending a hilarious amount of money on retro gaming or modding your car or what have you. You do you.

My aunt straight up owns every A Christmas Story figurine ever made. This is basically what the fuck Funko Pops are except you're like a dude in his 30s and not an aging spinster. What's goin' on.
 
It's the same in any technical hobby.

Both the mechanical keyboard community and the hifi community hype up new products to shit. There are self-proclaimed community leaders on forums/reddit who make it their mission to shit on stuff they don't like. Many of these people seem more interested in consooming to own more things rather than actually using what they buy.

I've heard people in the hifi community say that a $3000 tube amp is "mid range".
Late to the party here I know but:

It's an interesting point about HiFi because when it gets down to it, good sound quality is good sound quality. When I was doing my setup, I checked some reviews and top 10 lists, bought some decent speakers and some decent wires and connected up to an amp and a turntable from 1990. It sounds great to me, would it sound better if I blew 12 grand on Bang and Olufsen? Maybe, but for the moment, it's good.

The enthusiast communities for anything, especially when it comes to Reddit, are always a fucking shitshow of one-upmanship on who can blow the most money trying to get something that looks cool. It's best to avoid them.
 
The enthusiast communities for anything, especially when it comes to Reddit, are always a fucking shitshow of one-upmanship on who can blow the most money trying to get something that looks cool. It's best to avoid them.
The problem is that they're focused on the concept of "better" at the cost of all else, "return on investment" is never factored in. Yes a 0.5% increase is better but paying 15% more for that increase is a completely different question altogether and the answer will vary person to person. I think once you throw that out the window you lay the initial groundwork for brand whoring and thoughtless consoomerism since it doesn't matter how much it costs, it only matters that you have "the best".
 
tbf, Earthbound is turn-based so you can’t actually get caught in the middle of a boss battle and not be able to leave.
In a weird way, it's one of those perfect kind of games for if you might need to do some shit but also don't have any immediate priorities.
I think the fact that it's Earthbound makes it even more cringe honestly.
What makes it cringe is he's posting to reddit about it instead of just playing the fucking game while waiting for his baby like a normal human being. prioritizing reddit clout before you own child is the sign of a fucking bad parent. reminds me of the twitter THOTS that take posed selfies in designer clothes at funrerals.
 
What makes it cringe is he's posting to reddit about it instead of just playing the fucking game while waiting for his baby like a normal human being. prioritizing reddit clout before you own child is the sign of a fucking bad parent. reminds me of the twitter THOTS that take posed selfies in designer clothes at funrerals.
In my experience Earthbound is popular because people love the idea of loving Earthbound, rather than loving Earthbound.
 
In my experience Earthbound is popular because people love the idea of loving Earthbound, rather than loving Earthbound.
it's kind of got that status now, especially amongst reddit and "WOAH!!! RETRO>!!" types but for a good while it was just a funny rpg game with a dedicated following. I think the rise of the redditbrain shit was the fucking scalpers hoarding the game making it suddenly artificially "rare" though at the start the responses were just people bitching about earthbound hoarders/scalpers over the last decade or so it's kind of turned into a "UHH ACHUALLY IT'S WORTH 500 DOLLARS BECAUSE BLUH BLUH CIRCULATION/PRIDUCTION NUMBERS ALSO VINTAGE COLLECTIBLE BLUH BLUH" type shit. I'm frankly pissed Nintendo never re-released it in a physical format in the US because if they did we wouldn't be dealing with this horseshit.

Of course they have a physical cartage. Use an emulator and rom like a normal person to save money.
could be a repro, could be from a garage sale for a decent price, but knowing reddit they probably paid a scalper and considered it a "steal" like a typical consoomer.
 
prioritizing reddit clout before you own child is the sign of a fucking bad parent.

Yeah, but then how are complete strangers on reddit able to see you have an accumulation of Internet points, therefore giving you a sense of worth? You need to show off to everyone that you're playing an 'underrated' video game while also being a parent and describing how hard it is to now be said parent. But don't worry, video game got you through it.

Let the upvotes commence for more sweet, meaningless internet clout.
 
In my experience Earthbound is popular because people love the idea of loving Earthbound, rather than loving Earthbound.
I think what really fucked it up was the inclusion of Earthbound characters in the Super Smash Bros. franchise. I know that was my first introduction to the franchise, and while I never played the games myself, I can definitely see that exposure bringing in some of the insufferable types we see on this thread.
 
Of course they have a physical cartage. Use an emulator and rom like a normal person to save money.
Yeah I've played and beaten it on an emulator. I do have the cart, but it's a $13 repro.

Not something I'm going to throw $200+ at like lots of these guys do.
 
This meme is probably relevant to this thread, considering how deep into the rabbit hole of cosoomerism most audiophiles are.

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Of course they have a physical cartage. Use an emulator and rom like a normal person to save money.

Yeah, playing with a physical cart on some kind of portable SNES is probably the most cumbersome and impractical way to play a SNES game on the go, he could easily emulate the game on his phone or use a modded PSP/3DS or even a Chinese handheld if he wanted. But the top priority was to show off his Earthbound cart it seems.
 
"I love sound fidelity" says the audiophile as he buys more vinyl records, the recording medium with the dirtiest sound quality known to man.
 
"I love sound fidelity" says the audiophile as he buys more vinyl records, the recording medium with the dirtiest sound quality known to man.
There’s definitely a nostalgic quality to records. Back in the 80s/90s, my dad had a collection and it was a blast interacting with them. But I’m no fool: modern tech is so much convenient and cheap. I think I’ll just get some decent Bluetooth speakers rather than spend 100$s on albums that I already own in mp3 or CD.
 
There’s definitely a nostalgic quality to records. Back in the 80s/90s, my dad had a collection and it was a blast interacting with them. But I’m no fool: modern tech is so much convenient and cheap. I think I’ll just get some decent Bluetooth speakers rather than spend 100$s on albums that I already own in mp3 or CD.
I can somewhat understand the argument for "fuller" or more "authentic" sound from vinyl since the dirtiness of the recording does sound more like live music does, but I just get annoyed when people try telling me that something worse is better on a technical level.
 
Making first memories with his firstborn.
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Good thing the poor kid didn't start choking during an important boss battle...
This just tells me that he's careless and superficial enough to carry around a cumbersome portable SNES and a valuable game cartridge with a fragile label in public, where it can easily get damaged. And now he's responsible for a human being.

Shoulda brought Doom instead, because that kid is doomed
 
Stadium Arcadium on good fresh clean vinyl on a decent setup is an absolute fucking melt your face off trip. It's far, FAR better than the CD release, and nobody will ever know.

Unfortunately there are only a small minority of similarly-endowed vinyl releases, and 99% of all releases these days are just a direct dump of the digital master with no additional work done for the vinyl release which makes them objectively worse than digital and essentially pointless to own. Which is what makes them great fodder for this thread. Half the idiots buying the shit don't even have a record player, and the other half own a shitty one with a shitty cartridge. The modern vinyl industry is an excellent example of consoomerism.
 
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Yeah, playing with a physical cart on some kind of portable SNES is probably the most cumbersome and impractical way to play a SNES game on the go, he could easily emulate the game on his phone or use a modded PSP/3DS or even a Chinese handheld if he wanted. But the top priority was to show off his Earthbound cart it seems.
The only reason I have a CD drive at all is to rip music from a relative's music collection, if they do not have an album I want to rip I just use youtube-dl. I can not understand audiophiles. How can they hear differences in audio that no one else can is beyond me. Also FLAC files are fucking massive, I can compress them into a decent quality MP3 with no noticeable change in audio and save a shit ton of space.
 
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