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You're not supposed to haul with a Prius. It says so in the manual. The weight limit for riding in them is 800 pounds.
I'd imagine the limiting factor there is wrecking the transmission over time by stressing it beyond what it's designed for.

But if you take it really easy with large loads and only carry them on an infrequent basis, I doubt you'd run into any problems.
 
To a degree, it doesn't matter how the movies do. The shelves are going to be so full of Black Widow action figures and Eternals Funko Pops that Disney is going to make a profit regardless.
Black Widow Marvel Legend sets actually sells and her film's toy wave was a fast seller, to the extent they rushed out a re-issue of the Blonde Black Widow and a more movie accurate (having a bushier and longer beard) Red Guardian as a two-lack.

Eternals is looking to be a huge shit show, as the only figure people seem to want is Robb Stark/Ikkaris. IIRC they made Selma Hayek's figure a chain exclusive that got released a while back when the film and toy line got delayed. But even still, I have not seen the Marvel Legends series in stores yet; the only Eternal toys I've seen are the Lego sets. Rumor has it, that Hasbro knows it's not going to sell so they stuck the entire cast in one contractually obligated wave so they could release them and be done with it instead of piecemeal releasing them in multiple waves.

its all gonna end up dumped in Somalia and Bangladesh alongside all the green shirted bart simpsons, Garfield clocks and Alf memorabilia.

The ad is the product and the product is the ad, its brilliant, in a satanic sort of way. Mini Brands are even more cynical

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there's a more Laisez Faire attitude towards piracy but i don't know, i live in the thirdest of worlds and in my experience economic crisis and poverty doesn't change people desires for consoom one bit. When Endgame premiered in Venezuela every theater was packed, and there were pretty big lines to buy tickets who had to be limited per person to avoid scalpers. Hilariously there were blackouts in the middle of the screenings because duh, it was literally in the middle of an energy crisis in one of the most fucked economies on earth but people still wanted their MCU.

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In a way it gets worse since instead of just going into debt for iphones people start killing each other over them. People suck off american brands even more since they acquire new meaning as status signifiers and it doesn't matter how miserable a country becomes or that 90% of people are poor, even among the poor they will care about status, is quite blackpilling to live through it.

Blocking ads and trackers is the right move though, regardless where you live, if i don't do it i get all the nigger cattle recommendations based on my region, reggaeton up the ass, disgusting shit.
Mini Brands at least work as an item for the purpose of being used as props for larger six and twelve inch toys
 
Mini Brands at least work as an item for the purpose of being used as props for larger six and twelve inch toys
These are being sold in blind boxes at around $7-10 for 5 random items.
A few years ago these would have been free pack-ins with other doll toys, paid for by the product placement alone.
 
I have someone in my family with the giant F250 complete with a bunch 2A and Trump shit. Don't get me wrong I'm supporter of 2A and think Trump was the less shit choice but why do you need to advertise what a heterosexual tough guy you are?

I love how he makes fun of my nissan frontier and tells me I can't haul shit with it. I've hauled wood, landscaping tools, and motorcycles all over the backwoods state inhabit. Meanwhile he has a cover over the bed of his truck and is probably as clean as when he bought it.

But yes big truck people are in the same category of consumerism as nu-nerds. They have their little clubs, cute uniforms, and dumb bullshit they slap on their stereotypical vehicles.
I live in a suburb of one of the largest cities in the country and the amount of pick-up trucks around is insane. It's not a working class/blue collar area at all either. I just think that they're ugly money pits. They're meant to be utility vehicles; they're just plain impractical otherwise.

It doesn't help that that the men who drive them seem determined to be as obnoxious and grating as possible.
 
I have someone in my family with the giant F250 complete with a bunch 2A and Trump shit. Don't get me wrong I'm supporter of 2A and think Trump was the less shit choice but why do you need to advertise what a heterosexual tough guy you are?
They think those stickers make liberals angry and rage at their steering wheels

They might inspire a couple of angry Reddit posts if you're very lucky and live in a big city, but you'd never see them, and it's not worth the risk of getting your car keyed in the middle of the night by some bored teenagers anyway
 
I've seen so many white suburban women rolling around in giant pristine looking trucks or the kind of guys that you describe.
Where I grew up being a woman with a big truck was considered a big "I'm not like other girls" flex, I think a lot of those people grew up and got these trucks.
 
They think those stickers make liberals angry and rage at their steering wheels

They might inspire a couple of angry Reddit posts if you're very lucky and live in a big city, but you'd never see them, and it's not worth the risk of getting your car keyed in the middle of the night by some bored teenagers anyway
Democrat stickers do make conservatives mad, on the other hand.

I'm in a red state in a red county. Back in '08 I had a {STATE} Democrat sticker on my car. We know who won that year.

In January of '09 I was minding my own business in the store, walking out to my car when this redneck "gentleman" walks in and asks me if that was my car out there. It was me and him in the parking lot, so yeah it was pretttty obviously my car.

He proceeded to spit, you could hear the spit, "thanks for bringing communism here!" at me.

I told him he was very welcome and made a beeline for my car. In retrospect that might not have been a wise choice, lots of guns around here and he was pretty visibly angry. I got lucky that I was at the door when I said it. I didn’t realize until later that the whole interaction was because of my bumper sticker. What a maroon.

Still haven't seen any of this communism I supposedly single-handedly brought to the country in '08. Thanks Obama.
 
I live in a suburb of one of the largest cities in the country and the amount of pick-up trucks around is insane. It's not a working class/blue collar area at all either. I just think that they're ugly money pits. They're meant to be utility vehicles; they're just plain impractical otherwise.

It doesn't help that that the men who drive them seem determined to be as obnoxious and grating as possible.
The actual "car of the working class" would probably be, like, a 2010 Honda Civic or something. Working class people don't usually drop $60,000+ on a shiny new truck if they won't use it for its purpose. Brand new pickup trucks are the car of the dispirited suburban bro.

Democrat stickers do make conservatives mad, on the other hand.

Bumper sticker: "SNOWFLAKES GET OUT"
Owner of the car: I had a visceral reaction when I saw someone support a local moderate democrat.
 
Bumper stickers are a terrible idea regardless of what's on them, makes your car a target if it's an opinion and t makes your car more recognizable no matter what.
 
Trucks are definitely worth touching on. Car companies love to market gigantic pickups as a way for men to (re?)claim the gritty manly man blue collar hunter they wish they had. That prefab suburban house and office job is so emasculating, you know what you really need? A brand new $60,000 pickup truck that gets 15 MPG. After all, just how else are you going to haul around Braxton's hockey equipment? And don't forget the gun/Punisher bumper stickers so everyone REALLY knows just how tough you are.
On a similar note, I think one of the most wasteful car consoomer moves is this trend of white-collar, suburban drivers buying luxury off-road vehicles. I see these pristine $100k + Land Rovers and Mercedes G-Wagons being driven by people who would probably have a heart-attack if you ever suggested driving through a mud puddle, let alone using them for truly rough terrain like they're designed for.
 
He proceeded to spit, you could hear the spit, "thanks for bringing communism here!" at me.
Boomers, lol

Still haven't seen any of this communism I supposedly single-handedly brought to the country in '08. Thanks Obama.
oh no no no please dont do this itt

Bumper stickers are a terrible idea regardless of what's on them, makes your car a target if it's an opinion and t makes your car more recognizable no matter what.
Some people just cover the back of their cars with them, too. I'm sure that the more you have, the more insufferable you are.

But they tend to make me laugh because it's basically schizoposting IRL

On a similar note, I think one of the most wasteful car consoomer moves is this trend of white-collar, suburban drivers buying luxury off-road vehicles. I see these pristine $100k + Land Rovers and Mercedes G-Wagons being driven by people who would probably have a heart-attack if you ever suggested driving through a mud puddle, let alone using them for truly rough terrain like they're designed for.
Fine by me, it means I can get one in great condition a few years down the line for a fraction of the price.
 
oh no no no please dont do this itt


Some people just cover the back of their cars with them, too. I'm sure that the more you have, the more insufferable you are.
Haha, that was sarcasm, do not want communism plzkthx.

There was allegedly a study that showed the more bumper stickers the more likely you were to do road rage. I believe it.
 
Bumper stickers are a terrible idea regardless of what's on them, makes your car a target if it's an opinion and t makes your car more recognizable no matter what.
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Haha, that was sarcasm, do not want communism plzkthx.

There was allegedly a study that showed the more bumper stickers the more likely you were to do road rage. I believe it.

Bumper stickers reveal link to road rage

- Matt Kaplan
Bumper stickers such as “Make Love, Not War” and “More Trees, Less Bush” speak volumes about a vehicle's driver — but maybe not in the way they might hope. People who customize their cars with stickers and other adornments are more prone to road rage than other people, according to researchers in Colorado.​
The number of road rage incidents — bouts of aggressive driving such as speeding or tailgating, or confrontations with other motorists — has risen dramatically in recent years. In 1995 the American Automobile Association found 12,000 injuries and 200 deaths were linked to US road rage. In 2008, the numbers are estimated to exceed 25,000 injuries and 370 deaths, and many more road rage incidents, especially those that do not lead to injury, go unrecorded.​
Psychologist William Szlemko and his colleagues at Colorado State University in Fort Collins wondered whether increasingly crowded roads might be contributing to rising tempers. The volume of vehicles on US roads has gone up by 35% since 1987, whereas the road network has swelled by only 1%.​
In humans, as in many other species, overcrowding leads to increased territorial aggression, and the team suspected that this was what was happening on the roads.​
What are you driving at?
Szlemko and his colleagues quizzed hundreds of volunteers about their cars and driving habits. Participants were asked to describe the value and condition of their cars, as well as whether they had personalized them in any way.​
The researchers recorded whether people had added seat covers, bumper stickers, special paint jobs, stereos and even plastic dashboard toys. They also asked questions about how the participants responded to specific driving situations.​
To keep the participants from realizing that the team was collecting information about aggressive driving, questions such as “If someone is driving slow in the fast lane, how angry does this make you?” were interspersed with decoy questions such as “What kind of music do you listen to in the car?”. Szlemko's team used a pre-existing scale called “Use of vehicle to express anger” to diagnose the presence of road rage in their participants.​
People who had a larger number of personalized items on or in their car were 16% more likely to engage in road rage, the researchers report in the journal Applied Social Psychology1.​
Territorial disputes
“The number of territory markers predicted road rage better than vehicle value, condition or any of the things that we normally associate with aggressive driving,” say Szlemko. What's more, only the number of bumper stickers, and not their content, predicted road rage — so "Jesus saves" may be just as worrying to fellow drivers as "Don't mess with Texas".​
Szlemko admits that he is not entirely surprised by the results. “We have to remember that humans are animals too," he says. "It's unrealistic to believe that we should not be territorial.”​
Precious little research has previously attempted to explore drivers' territorial feelings about their cars, says psychologist Graham Fraine at Queensland University's Transport Policy Office in Australia. “This work clearly demonstrates that people will actively defend a space or territory that they feel attached to and have personalized with markers,” Fraine says.​
Szlemko suggests that this territoriality may encourage road rage because drivers are simultaneously in a private space (their car) and a public one (the road). “We think they are forgetting that the public road is not theirs, and are exhibiting territorial behaviour that normally would only be acceptable in personal space,” he says.​
Although the finding will probably help psychologists to identify and potentially prevent road rage, the discovery may apply to other situations besides motoring. "I am curious to see if there is a correlation between marking other types of territories and other forms of aggressive behaviour," says psychologist William Wozniak of the University of Nebraska at Kearney.​
Indeed, a brief glance around your office may reveal the most territorial individuals by the number of personalizing objects present on their desks.​
 
Putting stickers on your paintwork is car fail 101. Most stickers don't come off without removal tools and thinner, some ruin the clearcoat, and all of them will leave marks (at best it'll be a spot where the paint faded unevenly from lack of UV exposure). Putting gimmicky stickers and slogans on your shit is gay enough, it's similar to wearing a slogan T-shirt, but at least put them on the window where they can be scraped off with a razor blade.

It's not a surprise that trucks are everywhere, the F-series has been the overall best selling vehicle for decades IIRC. The GM and Mopar trucks aren't far behind, and for most of the last decade it's been Ford, GM, And Dodge in the top 3 spots. Ford sells over 50% more trucks every year than Toyota or Honda does of their big sellers (the camry and accord).

Christ only knows what all those trucks are for, and even more mysterious is how the used market for those same trucks has managed to stay in a bubble for so long. Amerifats just can't get enough of their stupid oversize trucks.
 
Christ only knows what all those trucks are for, and even more mysterious is how the used market for those same trucks has managed to stay in a bubble for so long. Amerifats just can't get enough of their stupid oversize trucks.
To answer your question to why sales of trucks are significantly higher than Corollas and Accords.
 

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Bumper stickers are a terrible idea regardless of what's on them, makes your car a target if it's an opinion and t makes your car more recognizable no matter what.
Not if they’re pro-cop stickers. That’s how you get out of speeding tickets, parking tickets, etc. Plus, if anyone ever vandalized your car because of this (hasn’t happened to me so far), you just tell the cops they victimized you for supporting them and they’ll actually bother showing up and helping you out.

Making the cops feel like special little boys has a lot of perks. Definitely I recommend slapping some on your ride.
 
Have Art Consoomers been talked about before? I think a prime example of one is NerdECrafter.

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I hate the "Youtube video thumbnail with cartoon lettering and soyboi screaming face!!! OMFG SO GOOD!" trend so fucking much. What I hate even more is the fact that it actually works.

I mean, I’m very pro mask but if I saw someone wearing some shit that made them look like an extra from Fallout 4, even I’d have to laugh at them. You don’t need two N95 HEPA filters attached to your face like you work in a bio weapons lab.
This is the only mask worth a damn for this whole fucktarded Wu Flu pandemic and I wholeheartedly recommend everyone get one and wear it out in public whenever possible:

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This mask elicits one of three responses from people in my experience: a quiet chuckle, an excited compliment because they recognize the reference and get the joke, or barely-contained seething rage because it hits a little too close to home. It's brilliant for getting through large crowds, and it's usually a pretty big hit at airports too (not even kidding). Even the fucking TSA goons love it.

The kind of people highlighted in this thread? They would definitely go the "seething rage" route if they saw this.
 
This is the only acceptable bumper sticker for the ubermensch to show confidence and dominance
Those used to be fucking everywhere some decades ago, very iconic!

But yes, precisely, putting stickers on a car is often a bad idea. At best they look kitschy and fuck the paint, at worst you get road rage and other sorts of retards being attracted to the car, I know a guy who got a sticker stolen from his back window during lunch because some crackhead thought he could make money from selling it lol!

I hate the "Youtube video thumbnail with cartoon lettering and soyboi screaming face!!! OMFG SO GOOD!" trend so fucking much. What I hate even more is the fact that it actually works.
If anything they are doing us a favor and showing that you are about to watch a steaming pile of horseshit. It doesn't get much worse than that fucking pathetic loser that recorded himself tearing up to a fucking Star Wars trailer, but fuck me if it isn't bad lol!
 
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