🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
MasterDisaster said:
Connor, for fucks sake, I already told you that you can publish under pen names to maintain anonymity. That's a piss poor excuse. Creative freedom? It's your book, you write whatever you fucking want, not what the fans want. Just ask J.K. Rowling.
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I beg to differ. Once you have a hit on your hands, the suits and the fans want another one, and they scream in your face "it better be good/make us money."
 
Connor Bible said:
I beg to differ. Once you have a hit on your hands, the suits and the fans want another one, and they scream in your face "it better be good/make us money."
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No, twat waffle, it's the other way around. You write a best selling novel and they're kissing your ass, begging you to write another money making hit. Just ask Stephen King.
 
Connor Bible said:
I beg to differ. Once you have a hit on your hands, the suits and the fans want another one, and they scream in your face "it better be good/make us money."
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That's called capitalism, and it's God's gift to America and the rest of the world. Are you a communist, boy?
 
Connor Bible said:
I beg to differ. Once you have a hit on your hands, the suits and the fans want another one, and they scream in your face "it better be good/make us money."
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Writers write from their experiences Connor, you haven't done anything in your life. You need to experience pain and love and true emotion and then write from that. You can't do that in your parent's basement.
 
Connor Bible said:
No, I just believe unfettered capitalism at the expense of emotional/intellectual depth is bad.
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Where do you get the idea that they're going to make you do something against your will? I mean let's face the fact that you aren't writing shit at the moment; what you do write is shit. So instead of practicing you come in here informing us all that you're thinking about doing something other than masturbate all day rather than just doing it and somewhere in all of this you think you're just gonna get published in the future?
 
You're literally complaining that sitting on your arse writing a book is the most stressful thing ever.
 
@Connor Bible It is frustrating how useless you are. Your excuse right now is that you are afraid to write because you're intimidated by success. You are so full of shit it hurts my brain thinking about it.
 
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