🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor Bible said:
Yeah, Molly would be going around stomping guys faces in, driving around in the neon-soaked night, and giving blank stares.
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Serious question. You can have one of these scenes in the movie:

Molly, soaked in gore, holding a katana over a room full of dead Russians
A motorcycle chase/gun battle through LA rush hour traffic
Molly in lingerie executing a Japanese businessman she seduced in the hotel bar

Which one is it?
 
Connor Bible said:
Speaking of our dear @Molly Ringwald , I'm still kicking around ideas for a screenplay for her, but something has come to mind. What if she did a movie akin to Hotline Miami?
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Even John Hughes couldn't get Molly to keep appearing in his crappy 80's movies after Pretty in Pink. Somehow I'm not very optimistic about your chances.
 
Smutley said:
Serious question. You can have one of these scenes in the movie:

Molly, soaked in gore, holding a katana over a room full of dead Russians
A motorcycle chase/gun battle through LA rush hour traffic
Molly in lingerie executing a Japanese businessman she seduced in the hotel bar

Which one is it?
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It's a little more artsy than exploitative. Long takes, sparse dialogue from Teddy (the Ringwald character), upbeat music over scenes of carnage... I'd go for a shootout that turns into a lengthy car chase against rush hour traffic.
 
Connor Bible said:
It's a little more artsy than exploitative. Long takes, sparse dialogue from Teddy (the Ringwald character), upbeat music over scenes of carnage... I'd go for a shootout that turns into a lengthy car chase against rush hour traffic.
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So are you picturing modern day Molly Ringwald, or are you planning on traveling back in time to the 80's or cloning her?
 
@Connor Bible, I still don't know if you listen to poets (if not, you're in excellent company), but I agree with the person who said to take one of those interesting ideas -- like, your super-duper favorite of all of them -- and work on that one until it's a finished draft. Then put it away for like a week, then take it out again and polish that motherfucker.

The "biomechanical mound of flesh" -- literally where is that going? If it has thoughts and is something someone grew in a lab, please make it nothing like Harlan Ellison's "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream." He already did that story. There is no way you can improve on something originally done by ol' Snarlin' Harlan, because as loathsome a person as he is personally, he's written some utter gems and that is one of them.
 
Sharing ideas before you're finished with them has been proven to be detrimental to the creative process, Connor. Finish things before you post here, pal!
 
Connor, one of the most important skills of being a good writer (besides actually writing) is knowing when your ideas aren't worth fleshing out into full stories.

Based on what you've shared with us, it seems that you haven't grasped this aspect yet.

It's said that William Faulkner remarked that you should always be ready to "kill your darlings." When your "darlings" are half-formed abortions starring Molly Ringwald for some reason and pitiful attempts at aping Stephen King, that advice applies tenfold.
 
Connor have you actually read a Stephen King novel? Based on your posts it seems more like you've seen the low budget TV movies based on his stories.
 
I'm going to be out of town tomorrow with my dad. Appointment with my psychiatrist. I'm not going to be on here long, because I've got to get to bed early.
 
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