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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Smutley said:
It was... if I've got my time frame right, either at the end of his senior year or his first semester in college. So about 3 years ago?

The result was his parents took away a lot of his freedoms, didn't allow him on the computer unsupervised, and forced him to see a therapist that he is still a patient of.
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Don't forget, he still resents his parents for being so overprotective of him even though they have every reason to be. And at one point he bitched about his mom crying over him because it's obvious that she was faking it.
 
TyrannoNinja said:
You know, if it weren't for his almost-plagiarism of the Silence of the Lambs novel, I would say he needs to read more actual books if he wants to write his own. Not only would they show him how it's done, but he might pick up a variety of literary influences that he could incorporate into his own style.
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This has been bothering me for a while. I haven't read the entire thread yet, but he talks about movies a lot but not much about books other than "his book (work in progress)". Does he read much? Has he ever listed his favorite authors or literary works?
 
McWeaeselton said:
This has been bothering me for a while. I haven't read the entire thread yet, but he talks about movies a lot but not much about books other than "his book (work in progress)". Does he read much? Has he ever listed his favorite authors or literary works?
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He's hinted at having a real hard-on for Stephen King. I believe he's also posted on the forums at King's website.
 
Connorsseurs both new and old, consider this a "best of" post. The talk of suicide made me go back and look through his catalog, and while doing so I found some classic posts and also a couple I forgot to cap.

LAUGH... as you read of his adventures!
LIVE... vicariously through a worldview alien to your own!
LOVE... Connor more than any fucking slut ever could!

I don't know what the song was :(
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The Bible is basically Nietzche if you think about it dude
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A long lost short story
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Consider this a joke about needing tampons
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So there you go. The last suicide attempt was in May of 2012, just before high school graduation. After graduation he went into vocational rehab and from there... I don't believe he started college until the Summer or Fall of 2013.
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Here's a very special one to end with
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Smutley said:
Connorsseurs both new and old, consider this a "best of" post. The talk of suicide made me go back and look through his catalog, and while doing so I found some classic posts and also a couple I forgot to cap.

LAUGH... as you read of his adventures!
LIVE... vicariously through a worldview alien to your own!
LOVE... Connor more than any fucking slut ever could!

I don't know what the song was :(
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The Bible is basically Nietzche if you think about it dude
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A long lost short story
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Consider this a joke about needing tampons
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So there you go. The last suicide attempt was in May of 2012, just before high school graduation. After graduation he went into vocational rehab and from there... I don't believe he started college until the Summer or Fall of 2013.
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Here's a very special one to end with
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The cherry on top of this loser sundae is the fact that he's using Shinji Ikari as his profile pic.
 
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
The cherry on top of this loser sundae is the fact that he's using Shinji Ikari as his profile pic.
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I love it because he likes to compare himself to Shinji in that he believes he's a downtrodden, emotionally damaged, and complicated hero who's been thrust into terrible situations he had nothing to do with...When of course he's just a lazy kid without the will to do practically anything. Unless Connor wants to clarify that anyone has ever forced him into a fucking robot.

Also, at some point, he admitted he had only seen like two episodes of Evangellion.
 
Emiya Kiwitsugu said:
I love it because he likes to compare himself to Shinji in that he believes he's a downtrodden, emotionally damaged, and complicated hero who's been thrust into terrible situations he had nothing to do with...When of course he's just a lazy kid without the will to do practically anything. Unless Connor wants to clarify that anyone has ever forced him into a fucking robot.

Also, at some point, he admitted he had only seen like two episodes of Evangellion.
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Ironically, Connor is basically the version of Shinji that people who aren't actually familiar with the series (or just don't like it) perceive him as: some whiny loser who won't shut up about his own problems and actually do something.
 
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