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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Dynastia said:
Then we render him down. Meat into pies for the devil-dogs. Bones into coal for the black powder. Fat into Guzzeline for the war rigs. Skin into pretty dresses for the ambiguously gay bezerkers. Blood into top-ups for the half-life warboys. And with that, what was once thought impossible would become reality. Connor, for a brief moment in time, against all expectations, against all odds... Connor would be a useful, functional part of society.
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The Circle of Life.

Hakuna matata, motherfucker.
 
Dynastia said:
Then we render him down. Meat into pies for the devil-dogs. Bones into coal for the black powder. Fat into Guzzeline for the war rigs. Skin into pretty dresses for the ambiguously gay bezerkers. Blood into top-ups for the half-life warboys. And with that, what was once thought impossible would become reality. Connor, for a brief moment in time, against all expectations, against all odds... Connor would be a useful, functional part of society.
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Witnessed.
 
Dude, seriously, if you're having thoughts about killing yourself, please, get help. Log off of the internet, ASAP, and call a suicide hotline, or something.
 
People... he made no threat of killing himself. He put words in our mouths, saying that that's what we want, but he made no indication that that's what he wants to do. Stop the hand flailing.
 
Connor hasn't posted in a few hours so the only logical and completely rational explanation is that he probably killed himself.

rip
its all nulls fault
 
Kirby said:
Connor hasn't posted in a few hours so the only logical and completely rational explanation is that he probably killed himself.

rip
its all nulls fault
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2382.jpg?1428316499 A moment ago LegoTugboat:
    Nool should soak up his tears and watch Connor pound his mom.
 
Bugaboo said:
@Smutley when did Connor attempt suicide? Was this fairly recently?
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It was... if I've got my time frame right, either at the end of his senior year or his first semester in college. So about 3 years ago?

The result was his parents took away a lot of his freedoms, didn't allow him on the computer unsupervised, and forced him to see a therapist that he is still a patient of.
 
Silver said:
Did he actually start college in the "expected" time frame, right after high school?
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Pretty sure he's confirmed he's only been in college a few semesters, so no. At least a year between high school graduation and college, I'd say.
 
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