🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Some person of relevant US-based knowledge enlighten me: there are actually institutions that let you take one class per semester? This is a thing that can be done? (Outside of, e.g. remedial literacy classes in adult community colleges)
 
This whole thing has gotten out of hand. I think it's best if I kept my head down again, because there's no use getting through your thick skulls. Or mine, for that matter. We haven't accomplished anything in the past 440 pages, yet we both insist on posting in it. This akin to a toxic relationship.
 
Connor Bible said:
This whole thing has gotten out of hand. I think it's best if I kept my head down again, because there's no use getting through your thick skulls. Or mine, for that matter. We haven't accomplished anything in the past 440 pages, yet we both insist on posting in it. This akin to a toxic relationship.
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why are you even here in the first place
 
Connor Bible said:
This whole thing has gotten out of hand. I think it's best if I kept my head down again, because there's no use getting through your thick skulls. Or mine, for that matter. We haven't accomplished anything in the past 440 pages, yet we both insist on posting in it. This akin to a toxic relationship.
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Why not get null to ban you? Surely he'd feel sympathetic to ruining your life
 
Connor Bible said:
This whole thing has gotten out of hand. I think it's best if I kept my head down again, because there's no use getting through your thick skulls. Or mine, for that matter. We haven't accomplished anything in the past 440 pages, yet we both insist on posting in it. This akin to a toxic relationship.
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Holy, fuck connor. You're right! Congratulations on figuring out something we've all known for about 350 pages.
 
Connor Bible said:
This whole thing has gotten out of hand. I think it's best if I kept my head down again, because there's no use getting through your thick skulls. Or mine, for that matter. We haven't accomplished anything in the past 440 pages, yet we both insist on posting in it. This akin to a toxic relationship.
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It's only toxic because you run around in circles. Still, it's adorable that you think we have your best interests at heart.
 
Connor Bible said:
This whole thing has gotten out of hand. I think it's best if I kept my head down again, because there's no use getting through your thick skulls. Or mine, for that matter. We haven't accomplished anything in the past 440 pages, yet we both insist on posting in it. This akin to a toxic relationship.
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See you in two weeks.
 
Connor Bible said:
This whole thing has gotten out of hand. I think it's best if I kept my head down again, because there's no use getting through your thick skulls. Or mine, for that matter. We haven't accomplished anything in the past 440 pages, yet we both insist on posting in it. This akin to a toxic relationship.
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I warned you to keep your head down a year and a half ago.
 
Connor Bible said:
This whole thing has gotten out of hand. I think it's best if I kept my head down again, because there's no use getting through your thick skulls. Or mine, for that matter. We haven't accomplished anything in the past 440 pages, yet we both insist on posting in it. This akin to a toxic relationship.
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Take some pointers from @Cowlick and @Stray Sheep and try to get your thread removed if you have any bit of brains in that thick head of yours.
 
Connor Bible said:
Her pussy was so huge and sloppy I had to tie a Hefty bag around my dick. I had to wash it, too, cause I'm not sure she even douches.
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You know, for somebody who can't seem to crank out a novel, Connor, you have a way of writing sentences that will forever stick in the minds of those who read them.

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If the whole "TMZ about Retards" thing is profitable, we'll see with the news site. I'll try to run ads on that because it may actually work. If not, whatever. It's still funny.
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So... TMZ, then?


Connor Bible said:
So I have no future and should kill myself, and do society a favor. Wonderful message.
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You're really desperate to find any excuse to become an hero, huh?
 
The Connor poll is still so disturbingly accurate. He's gone through all 4 phases this morning alone!
 
To sum up my activity for the past day: I come on here to check my alerts, make a couple of minor posts, people respond to my thread, things seem fine, Null comes in and stirs shit up, the Connor Cycle renews with a vengeance.
 
Connor Bible said:
Seriously, I'd probably snap if I took five classes in one semester, had a minimum wage job AND was writing. Wouldn't exactly get along with friends and family well, either.
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Connor Bible said:
To sum up my activity for the past day: I come on here to check my alerts, make a couple of minor posts, people respond to my thread, things seem fine, Null comes in and stirs shit up, the Connor Cycle renews with a vengeance.
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And you have nothing else to do. Is that what you're telling us. We all know that you have no life. That is a fact.
 
cat said:
What Connor merch would sell best seeing as null is monetizing lolcows?
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Connor dolls (With pullstring that makes him say things like "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!" and "I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER") complete with actual crotch fungus smell

Molly Ringwald dolls. And both dolls have magnets that make it so they repel each other because they'll never be together.
 
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