🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[CatParty]

What job could I possibly get? My family, I shit you not, tell me there's nothing out there.

Lol you're never getting a job. Just think about any job googling your name. You're finished.

 

[JU 199]

What job could I possibly get? My family, I shit you not, tell me there's nothing out there.

Why don't you take your hands of your dick, get some fucking bootstraps and become an entrepreneur?

You're an american for fucks sake. Make it work.

 

[Connor Bible]

I don't know how I could handle all of that.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

For the sake of argument, let's say I take two or three classes in one semester and work an eight-hour job on the days I don't have class. On top of that, I have homework, and other obligations, such as family. On what little free time I have, I have to write some stuff. Not exactly stress-free.

1) Homework takes about two to three hours if you don't act like a goddamned idiot and procrastinate.

2) Classes go from 45 to 1:30 at the most. I've had some classes go on past two hours but those were labs so they were probably an exception to that.

3) Spending time with your family shouldn't really take more than one hour unless you are exceptionally clingy.

4) Writing is still OPTIONAL.

So, at the most, are you telling me you can't spare seven hours of your life from whatever the fuck you normally do to do the things 99% of the population already does?

 

[Watcher]

What job could I possibly get? My family, I shit you not, tell me there's nothing out there.

there are always jobs. You haven't even looked for jobs and have been blindly trusting the advice of someone who doesn't have your best interests at heart.

 

[CatParty]

I don't know how I could handle all of that.

You don't have to worry. You're a lolcow now and forever

 

[Arkangel]

I don't know how I could handle all of that.

How would you know if you've never experienced it?

 

[chimpburgers]

I don't know how I could handle all of that.

Stay here and you won't have to.

 

[JU 199]

I don't know how I could handle all of that.

1) Take your hands off your dick
2)Have a shower
3)Go outside

Done

 

[Connor Bible]

So I have no future and should kill myself, and do society a favor. Wonderful message.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Two classes? I don't know about strife and conflict, but it might -- cue the "optimistic" rainbows -- teach you time management, which is pretty crucial to being a writer. If you make one of them art, music, or one of the more entertaining phys ed classes, you learn something and have a little fun.

"Stress-free"? If you're looking for that, sorry, can't help you. You do not have to be stress-free to write. People write about their stress, or to relieve or escape from their stress. This is basic.

Edit: Oh Christamighty, we're at the "takes the users who fuck with him 100% dead seriously" stage. Jesus wept.

 

[chimpburgers]

So I have no future and should kill myself, and do society a favor. Wonderful message.

Yeah go ahead and do it little man. It's more than what you'll ever achieve right now.

 

[CatParty]

So I have no future and should kill myself, and do society a favor. Wonderful message.

Ya you sperging about your taint and fucking Molly ringwalds belly button is like top Google result

 

[Silver]

So I have no future and should kill myself, and do society a favor. Wonderful message.

Nah bro we won't have anyone to laugh at

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I don't know how I could handle all of that.

Fuck, dude, some of us just told you to get ONE extra class. Are you telling us that THAT is too much?

I probably know the answer already, don't I?

 

[Organic Fapcup]

So I have no future and should kill myself, and do society a favor. Wonderful message.

Take some advice from my friend Shia

 

[Anus]

So I have no future and should kill myself, and do society a favor. Wonderful message.

Oh, this again

Nobody is saying that.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

So I have no future and should kill myself, and do society a favor. Wonderful message.

You won't do that because that would actually be doing something, you autist. Google your name and see what pops up, it's us, we're what you leave behind when you die, a catalogue of your retardation.

 

[Eponine]

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[Sanae Kochiya]

So I have no future and should kill myself, and do society a favor. Wonderful message.

But without you, who will lead the Null Hate Brigade?