🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor Bible said:
No, seriously, some of the guys here are of the opinion that in life, only the cream rise to the top, and that the sum total of a person's skills and experience is the bottom line for their worth as people.
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No, a couple of Kiwis are fine with jobs or abilities that aren't considered the greatest. Most people are happy so long as they're content and happy with their lives.

You spend a disturbing amount of time on a story you have yet to upload a chapter of and bitch to people on the Internet that have lost their patience with you. This does not sound like a happy life.

Connor Bible said:
So, basically, by turning up the heat and taking more than one class this semester, I'd create suitable environment of strife and conflict to flourish as an individual?
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Take an elective or some shit. Two classes can't be bad. Fuck, at my university, taking less than three classes actually isn't allowed unless you file the paperwork to declare yourself as a part-time student.
 
Connor Bible said:
Seriously, I'd probably snap if I took five classes in one semester, had a minimum wage job AND was writing. Wouldn't exactly get along with friends and family well, either.
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Why don't you try it to prove us wrong?

Oh wait this is an argument from laziness. Never mind.

Your parents would probably shed a tear for the one moment in their lives they were proud of their son for taking initiative in his life rather than coast through it on first gear.
 
Well, you don't have a minimum wage job so you might not snap if you just took five classes and wrote! :o!
 
Connor Bible said:
Seriously, I'd probably snap if I took five classes in one semester, had a minimum wage job AND was writing. Wouldn't exactly get along with friends and family well, either.
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You can always get a planner and keep track of all that shit in there. It's a little thing called time management. Look into it.
 
Connor Bible said:
Seriously, I'd probably snap if I took five classes in one semester, had a minimum wage job AND was writing. Wouldn't exactly get along with friends and family well, either.
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Okay, now you're just trying to tell us you might become another mass murderer soon.

But that's highly optimistic, as that takes balls to do.
 
Connor Bible said:
So, basically, by turning up the heat and taking more than one class this semester, I'd create suitable environment of strife and conflict to flourish as an individual?
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This reminds me of the Connor Pokemon adventure we wrote for you way back

TheIncredibleLioness said:
"So you want me to work to make Charmander stronger, get a low-level team of Pidgeys and Rattatas that won't bring me any happiness, move into some shitty apartment in Celadon City, buy a bike,
get in deep with the local Team Rocket grunts, do odd jobs for various assorted lowlifes without reward or appreciation, buy a gun from the nearest Ammu-Nation, get shot at, get in potential legal trouble and generally gain character through misery?"
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Same fucking tone :lol:
 
Connor Bible said:
Seriously, I'd probably snap if I took five classes in one semester, had a minimum wage job AND was writing. Wouldn't exactly get along with friends and family well, either.
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Take AN elective. Not FIVE electives.

Stop taking things to the absurd extreme. We asked you to add a slightly larger workload, not sign up for every goddamn class.

This type of hyperbole is why people like fucking with you.
 
@Connor Bible On average how many hours do you spend doing homework per week?
On average how many hours do you spend writing per week?
What do you do with the other hours?
 
For the sake of argument, let's say I take two or three classes in one semester and work an eight-hour job on the days I don't have class. On top of that, I have homework, and other obligations, such as family. On what little free time I have, I have to write some stuff. Not exactly stress-free.
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
Take AN elective. Not FIVE electives.

Stop taking things to the absurd extreme. We asked you to add a slightly larger workload, not sign up for every goddamn class.

This type of hyperbole is why people like fucking with you.
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Clearly, we're trying to tell him to write a War and Peace size novel, while taking Calc 5 with discreet mathematics, along with playing the violin and piano. While doing this, he shall take a chem and bio class to supplement his second neuroscience major, along with a class in Spanish and Japanese, both of which shall be his minors. After this, he must work a 40 hour shift that pays only 8 bucks an hour, and attend leadership conferences to discuss financial plans for the school government.

like, this is CLEARLY what we're trying to tell him when we say just take one extra class.
 
Connor Bible said:
For the sake of argument, let's say I take two or three classes in one semester and work an eight-hour job on the days I don't have class. On top of that, I have homework, and other obligations, such as family. On what little free time I have, I have to write some stuff. Not exactly stress-free.
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What GPA are you trying to get first of all? I mean if you're just looking to get through it all and end up with a 3.0, doing all of that is much more manageable than you think it is. The work experience is valuable.
 
Haha why are you people still trying to help this fucking loser, just look at his posts and laugh at him. He won't listen to you, he's just a huge faggot that can't handle real life. Like look at this shit.
Connor Bible said:
For the sake of argument, let's say I take two or three classes in one semester and work an eight-hour job on the days I don't have class. On top of that, I have homework, and other obligations, such as family. On what little free time I have, I have to write some stuff. Not exactly stress-free.
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Wow sorry you can't watch your 80s movies all fucking day you sad sack, no wonder you're a jobless virgin that disappoints his parents every day.
 
Connor Bible said:
For the sake of argument, let's say I take two or three classes in one semester and work an eight-hour job on the days I don't have class. On top of that, I have homework, and other obligations, such as family. On what little free time I have, I have to write some stuff. Not exactly stress-free.
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Welcome to real life. I, and many others deal with this everyday and STILL make time to make fun of people on the internet.

Also, IRL, people have classes AND jobs on the same day.
 
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