🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
It was long and hard. I had to roll her in flour to look for the wet spot. If you want to fuck her, you got to slap her thigh and ride the wave it. I heard her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
Birds of a feather i guess.
 
You crying?

Here connor. Have a null fuck pillow.

Pillow.jpg


It's been used allot recently. You may wanna clean it out first.
 
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