🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
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Lacquer Head said:
You shouldn't meet anyone on here. They are all confirmed rapists
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@Connor Bible said he'd psychologically destroy any girl that tried to fuck with him. I don't see why he's afraid of going to Carowinds: either he has a nice time with me, or he proves that the Kiwi Farms are horrible by thinking I'm fucking with him, and goes on to psychologically destroy me. Either way he has nothing to be worried about
 
Looking at what I have so far on the synopsis, I don't think the upbeat 80's soundtrack fits. EDIT: I'm hearing Bernard Herrmann or Howard Shore right now.
 
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Connor Bible said:
Sorry, but I'm not entirely comfortable going to Carowinds with random individuals from the Internet.
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You use your real name, share your works in progress, and spill your life story to random individuals on the internet. Just saying.

Get their skypes and get to know them better so they're not random people...
Bugaboo said:
just take your parents with you so you don't get shanked and go have fun
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Or this.
 
Y'know, Connor, you could always write your huge synposis in the background and reply to us when you take breaks. You've been here enough times that you already know the response you'll get when you say "I'm working on X."

Also, honestly speaking, a bunch of actors doesn't tell me anything. It would be better if you discussed the backgrounds and motivations of your characters since that would give a better idea behind the characters and their place in the story.

... Although I'm sure you'll be putting that in your synopsis. (Right?)
 
Connor Bible said:
3. Belinda Carlisle, Mad About You
https://youtube.com/watch?v=frjDEVctbwQ
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Shit, I haven't heard this song in years. It still pops into my head sometimes. Kind of nice to hear it again.

Connor Bible said:
Looking at what I have so far on the synopsis, I don't think the upbeat 80's soundtrack fits. EDIT: I'm hearing Bernard Herrmann or Howard Shore right now.
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What about a not-upbeat 80's soundtrack?

Just make it The Smiths and The Cure and you'd be set!
 
i don't like motivated connor who attempts to write books

bring back "fucky you" connor
 
lynx said:
i don't like motivated connor who attempts to write books

bring back "fucky you" connor
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Let it happen naturally.

Sure Connor's made some progress, but eventually he'll stall. People will start asking why, leading to Connor becoming more and more edgy.

People will be offended and become salty in return, fuelling the cycle.

Eventually it'll end with Connor begging Null to Fu...nuke him, and then he'll disappear again, letting him progress with his book.

Or maybe Connor is above it all now and will be able to avoid being drawn in. It's less funny, but he'll be happier.
 
How old is he again? I assume he's ten because apparently he has to ask his parents for permission to leave the house.
 
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