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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
I've been sick the past few days, but I got over it. I was literally spewing from both ends of my body.
Well then. You'll be able to relate to this.

You know how when you're about to throw up, you run to the bathroom to get yourself in position in front of the toilet, and then you've got a couple seconds where you're just staring into the bowl and waiting for it to happen? And you think to yourself, "Oh god, this is going to suck," but there's nothing you can do about it?

I have that feeling every time I see this thread come back to life.
 
Connor, I am currently being bitten by Mosquitos and sweating in 90 degree nighttime weather. When I get back home, I will be playing with my kettlebell.

You still don't have a kettlebell do you. Yu obviously just don't want to actually improve.
 
As I work on the synopsis based on my outline, enjoy this soundtrack I made. This is EVA FM.
1. Phil Collins, In The Air Tonight
2. The Police, Every Breath You Take
3. Belinda Carlisle, Mad About You
4. Fleetwood Mac, Family Man
5. Fleetwood Mac, When I See You Again
6. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, You Got Lucky
7. Cyndi Lauper, True Colors
8. Michael Jackson, Thriller
 
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As I work on the synopsis based on my outline, enjoy this soundtrack I made. This is EVA FM.

1. Phil Collins, In The Air Tonight
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MN3x-kAbgFU2. The Police, Every Breath You Take
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YjAwIPElLCE3. Belinda Carlisle, Mad About You
https://youtube.com/watch?v=frjDEVctbwQ4. Fleetwood Mac, Family Man
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-3En4wVhk6U5. Fleetwood Mac, When I See You Again
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7xy8L1g9eyI6. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, You Got Lucky
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YA2Hu-JEvNA7. Cyndi Lauper, True Colors
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lHI6Zb0yU7U8. Michael Jackson, Thriller
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZEHsIcsjtdI
That's neat.
 
As I work on the synopsis based on my outline, enjoy this soundtrack I made. This is EVA FM.

1. Phil Collins, In The Air Tonight
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MN3x-kAbgFU2. The Police, Every Breath You Take
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YjAwIPElLCE3. Belinda Carlisle, Mad About You
https://youtube.com/watch?v=frjDEVctbwQ4. Fleetwood Mac, Family Man
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-3En4wVhk6U5. Fleetwood Mac, When I See You Again
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7xy8L1g9eyI6. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, You Got Lucky
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YA2Hu-JEvNA7. Cyndi Lauper, True Colors
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lHI6Zb0yU7U8. Michael Jackson, Thriller
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZEHsIcsjtdI


Jesus Christ spoiler your shit
 
Is it okay if I put the names of the actors/actresses that inspired my characters next to character names, like a Wikipedia movie entry? The reason I'm thinking of doing so is to help you guys visualize.
 
Is it okay if I put the names of the actors/actresses that inspired my characters next to character names, like a Wikipedia movie entry? The reason I'm thinking of doing so is to help you guys visualize.

Is one of them Molly Ringwald.

Edit: Called it.
 
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Is it okay if I put the names of the actors/actresses that inspired my characters next to character names, like a Wikipedia movie entry? The reason I'm thinking of doing so is to help you guys visualize.
I don't see why not. Just make sure it's not just the cast of 'The Breakfast Club' or something.
 
Welcome to: Lifecycle of a Connorfly.

As we all know, the Connorfly has a very short lifespan, typically amounting to just a few weeks. Here we see the first stage in the lifecycle, in which the Connorfly attempts to be motivated and accomplish something, typically referring to some book that it is writing. Worry you not, this stage quickly dissolves into the next.
 
Don't aim for meeting a word count, Connor. That's a quick and easy way to stress yourself out. Only make your writing as long as it needs to be.
 
Sorry, but I'm not entirely comfortable going to Carowinds with random individuals from the Internet.
You fucking idiot people are offering to be your friend and you're like "uh no, I'm scared" just take your parents with you so you don't get shanked and go have fun
 
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