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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
Next semester? At least two, that I am absolutely sure.

As I said, I want to write fiction and maybe get some stuff published a couple of years from now, but I'm currently swamped with Beginning Algebra. Very soon, I'm going to ask my family about volunteering at the library or getting a job as a teacher's assistant.

:jacewow:

ALERT Connor is taking two classes at a time, including one math course.
 
Next semester? At least two, that I am absolutely sure.

As I said, I want to write fiction and maybe get some stuff published a couple of years from now, but I'm currently swamped with Beginning Algebra. Very soon, I'm going to ask my family about volunteering at the library or getting a job as a teacher's assistant.

Beginning algebra?!

Try Calc 3 or something.
 
Next semester? At least two, that I am absolutely sure.

As I said, I want to write fiction and maybe get some stuff published a couple of years from now, but I'm currently swamped with Beginning Algebra. Very soon, I'm going to ask my family about volunteering at the library or getting a job as a teacher's assistant.
That sounds like a freshman or remedial class. You're still stuck as a college freshman? You gotta do more than that if you want to get anywhere.
 
Next semester? At least two, that I am absolutely sure.

As I said, I want to write fiction and maybe get some stuff published a couple of years from now, but I'm currently swamped with Beginning Algebra. Very soon, I'm going to ask my family about volunteering at the library or getting a job as a teacher's assistant.

You do know that teachers assistants are usually senior education majors right? Its not a job they give to anyone, especially someone with no job history.
 
There's no point in pleasing you people. Or anyone else for that matter.
While people are being highly overly critical, what were you expecting? This seriously happens every time. The Farms isn't you friend (Well, besides @Smutley), especially after you went full love-shy on us last time, and posting that spergy post on @OBAMATRON's weird forum.

You knew what you were getting into.
 
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