🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
If Conner put half as much effort into writing as he does raging here like a moron he'd probably be on his third book by now. I guess you can only get so much typing down with one hand.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
As much as I want to believe that, I think Connor's only "happy" when he has something to be depressed about.
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Sadness makes him happy and having a comfortable happy life with loving parents and more than most people makes him sad.
Nigga really needs a tumblr.
 
balcolm said:
Man you forgot smug pseudo-intellectual Connor, when he attempts to add to a conversation by making terrible tvtropes references and actually thinks he appears smart for doing so. He's like my second favorite.
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This is my favorite by far, but I voted for the third option since I think that Connor is the reason that this site could use an edgelord rating (a miniature Shadow the Hedgehog would be a bit hard to make out though).
 
ChameleonBody said:
This is my favorite by far, but I voted for the third option since I think that Connor is the reason that this site could use an edgelord rating (a miniature Shadow the Hedgehog would be a bit hard to make out though).
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we would probably use this for the edgelord rating instead
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autisticdragonkin said:
we would probably use this for the edgelord rating instead
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Well don't we already have deviant? I'm pretty sure deviant and edgelord would fall in the same category, and I guess you also need to make sure a rating will have enough uses. I don't think edgelord would be as durable as deviant would be in rating posts that come off as vindictive or over the top.

With that being said, I will never experience the joy of getting a Doge https://kiwifarms.net/styles/dark/ratings/nice_meme.png rating :heart-empty:

Oh, and Connor is dumb and Molly Ringwald is a faggot.
 
ChameleonBody said:
This is my favorite by far, but I voted for the third option since I think that Connor is the reason that this site could use an edgelord rating (a miniature Shadow the Hedgehog would be a bit hard to make out though).
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autisticdragonkin said:
we would probably use this for the edgelord rating instead
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You know, I had dream that we had an Irony rating. It was just a little mirror. So every time Connor would start his "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH FAGGOTS" schtick, we'd rate him with a full-length mirror icon.
In other news, I really need to stop browsing the Farms before bed.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
You know, I had dream that we had an Irony rating. It was just a little mirror. So every time Connor would start his "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH FAGGOTS" schtick, we'd rate him with a full-length mirror icon.
In other news, I really need to stop browsing the Farms before bed.
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Although it almost certainly won't, I really hope this is implemented.
 
Hello @Connor Bible! I see you are in no mood to talk at the moment, so when you are here is a question for you.
Have you ever had a lucid dream (a dream in which you know it's a dream and can manipulate things as you want.) ?
If so what did you do? If you haven't what would you want to do (anything you want) ?
Just curious on what your thoughts are on that.
(P.S. Everyone else, these pictures and stories are lovely and humorous. Keep them up!)
 
So.. Connor. I have been thumbing this thread and I have to say that I do not even understand why you say you want to write a novel. You have wrote more here about wanting to write than you have written it would seem. I propose a challenge to you Before your next response, write just as many words as you have on Kiwi farms. Then, when you feel compelled to respond to some asshat, you have two options: Post your current progress or write as many words for your novel as you wish to write in response.You can get this done... If you are as motivated as you claim. You're autistic anyways! Build this into a regimen and you'll love it.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
You know, I had dream that we had an Irony rating. It was just a little mirror. So every time Connor would start his "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH FAGGOTS" schtick, we'd rate him with a full-length mirror icon.
In other news, I really need to stop browsing the Farms before bed.
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If Einstein could dream about E=MC2, we can about the Irony rating.
This site needs a feature where the rating icons get bigger the more of them are. Or the dominating icon's image becomes a post's background.
 
Silver said:
@Smutley we're still waiting for the thing that says how many words Connor's posted across his whole forum history
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You and me both :(

Long story short, my friends decided he had better things to do with his time then fuck around with a sped and bailed. But take heart, this is still being worked on but everyone has to clap their hands and wish really hard and some day we will have a total text dump of his posting history and word counts for all.
 
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