🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
I guess I'm in the minority that Semi-Motivated Connor is actually my favorite. Edgy Connor is a close second, though.
 
Silver said:
I guess I'm in the minority that Semi-Motivated Connor is actually my favorite. Edgy Connor is a close second, though.
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Agreed. Despite my better judgement, I can't help but feel a tiny shred of optimism every time I see it.
 
Scribbler said:
I ended up voting Edgy!Connor, but the best Edgy!Connor is when he kind of wavers back and forth between Depressed and Edgy.
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Oh yeah, that's pretty great, haha. This last time was a prime example of that. Like when he flip flopping between calling us all faggots and motherfuckers and saying that all women are whores, and then whining about how we're all just trash floating on a huge trash rock in space and how we should give him a reason not to kill himself.

Connor Bible said:
And another thing... I'm not even thinking about having a relationship with some slut. All the fish in the sea are fucking poisonous.
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Connor Bible said:
Everyone's fucking trash to me. This whole planet is one giant mound of shit floating in outer space.
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Also, @Meowthkip-senpai turned my post into a poll... :oops: :heart-full:
 
Cosmos said:
Oh yeah, that's pretty great, haha. This last time was a prime example of that. Like when he flip flopping between calling us all faggots and motherfuckers and saying that all women are whores, and then whining about how we're all just trash floating on a huge trash rock in space and how we should give him a reason not to kill himself.





Also, @Meowthkip-senpai turned my post into a poll... :oops: :heart-full:
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Connor sometimes makes it hard for me to tell whether he's trolling or legitimately that autistic with how much his mood whiplashes. He's honestly more bipolar than some insecure Tumblrinas we've talked about.

Also now that senpai has noticed you, now's your chance! Spam every option to fuck him quick!
 
Man you forgot smug pseudo-intellectual Connor, when he attempts to add to a conversation by making terrible tvtropes references and actually thinks he appears smart for doing so. He's like my second favorite.
 
Silver said:
Hey, don't be so pessimistic!
Connor did finish his book report, after all
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Soon he'll go with you to Carowinds and then marry Molly Ringwald and he'll be the greatest author ever and all of the Kiwis will be brought in chains before him so that the world can publicly shame them for daring to question such unbridled, unrivaled talent and then he becomes supreme ruler of the world.

Or he'll come back in a month and say that the Redesigning Eva rewrite is almost done. One of the two.
 
Connor, you've hurt my feelings with your constant rejection. That being said, i am more than willing to accept an apology, followed by some tasteful nudes.
 
Silver said:
I guess I'm in the minority that Semi-Motivated Connor is actually my favorite. Edgy Connor is a close second, though.
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Semi-Motivated Connor makes me stress-sigh because I know what follows---he will inevitably fail at what he hopes to accomplish (read: stop trying) & start with "so you think I should just kill myself?/I'll never succeed at anything" nonsense. Which, admittedly, is mildly amusing for all of two minutes.
Sanic said:
A happy Connor is a healthy Connor.
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As much as I want to believe that, I think Connor's only "happy" when he has something to be depressed about.
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
Soon he'll go with you to Carowinds and then marry Molly Ringwald and he'll be the greatest author ever and all of the Kiwis will be brought in chains before him so that the world can publicly shame them for daring to question such unbridled, unrivaled talent and then he becomes supreme ruler of the world.

Or he'll come back in a month and say that the Redesigning Eva rewrite is almost done. One of the two.
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What's his thing with Molly Ringwald anyway? Not that he isn't allowed to appreciate things before his time (even I was still a kid by the time the 80s were over).
 
Now don't get me wrong, I hope everyone who isn't 100% arsehole is able to achieve their dreams in some way, so optimistic motivated Connor is nice.

Edgy edgelord Connor/ Arnie at the end of Predator Connor is just so much more entertaining though. It's like two fat people fighting in the rain, or a firework inside a watermelon.
 
balcolm said:
Man you forgot smug pseudo-intellectual Connor, when he attempts to add to a conversation by making terrible tvtropes references and actually thinks he appears smart for doing so.
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I can add that if you like.
 
SOINCHU said:
What's his thing with Molly Ringwald anyway? Not that he isn't allowed to appreciate things before his time (even I was still a kid by the time the 80s were over).
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As far as we can determine, she's the nearest human analogue to an anime girl who was the first waifu he successfully jerked off to, which in turn may just be a lie he told to deflect his attraction to the mom from Dexter's Laboratory.
 
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