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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Cosmos said:
Let's take a quick poll. Which Connor is the most amusing?
I've gotta say Edgy!Connor is my fave. The juxtaposition between his avatar and what he's saying is hilarious.
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I would have to agree. Edgy Connor seems like a him and Holden combined into a mega-edgelord of loveshyness and womanhate. I would like to believe at some point he realized that he did this to himself, and now just has hate for even his own behavior. But I really doubt that's the case.
 
MehicTUH_92 said:
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...can i request erotic Null x Connor fanart/fiction?

Lookin' @Sanae Kochiya
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"Ha, yes, let it out, ah, Null, let out, a lot..."

As I shoved myself into Connor's nigger fat ass, I released all of the pent up sensations that I had stretched to the limits.

"A...Connor...!"

"Aaaah—!"

I could feel my hot sperm gushing deep into Connor as he trembled in yet another climax. Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into him. Every time my penis twitched, fireworks would go off in my head.

"Ah...ah..."

After receiving all that I had to give her, Connor's strength gave out as he fell on top of me.

"Ah... Ha..."

I gently embraced him while he continued to gasp and convulse as if he was being stimulated by the fluids inside his body as my consciousness dimm
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
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shut up
& sleep with me
come on why don't you sleep with me
shut up
& sleep with me
come on uh-huh & sleep with me
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I now want a Kiwi-Made Redesigning Eva comic so bad. I bet once the first couple books are out we'd be able to flesh out if Eva ever captures the Killer Sexy High School Girl.

Cosmos said:
Let's take a quick poll. Which Connor is the most amusing?
  1. Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma, please praise me!"
  2. Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out, I'll never accomplish anything in life, I'm gonna die alone..."
  3. Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots, if anyone messes with me I'll fuck them up! Null, just nuke my account you gutless motherfucker!!!"
I've gotta say Edgy!Connor is my fave. The juxtaposition between his avatar and what he's saying is hilarious.
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You missed a great opportunity dear.

"LIKE for number 1, WINNER for number 2, SEMPER FEDLIS for number 3, AGREE if you agree, INFORMATIVE if you disagree"
 
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Cosmos said:
Let's take a quick poll. Which Connor is the most amusing?
  1. Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma, please praise me!"
  2. Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out, I'll never accomplish anything in life, I'm gonna die alone..."
  3. Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots, if anyone messes with me I'll fuck them up! Null, just nuke my account you gutless motherfucker!!!"
I've gotta say Edgy!Connor is my fave. The juxtaposition between his avatar and what he's saying is hilarious.
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Edgy Connor by a mile. It's no contest.

I wish I didn't keep missing his chimpouts.
 
I've point blank told Connor, well before this thread was a thing, that if he stayed here then everyone was going to make fun of him.

Should've fuckin' listened, ya spastic.
 
So are we going to take bets now? One week till he comes back claiming he's done some thinking and is ready to change. Come on people! Place your bets! Overs or Unders!

(Do not actually spam the thread with over/unders bets)
 
Cosmos said:
Let's take a quick poll. Which Connor is the most amusing?
  1. Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma, please praise me!"
  2. Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out, I'll never accomplish anything in life, I'm gonna die alone..."
  3. Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots, if anyone messes with me I'll fuck them up! Null, just nuke my account you gutless motherfucker!!!"
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@Null * Please make poll.

*See what I did there people. I tagged Null because I actually want his attention and not just cuz.
 
Cosmos said:
Let's take a quick poll. Which Connor is the most amusing?
  1. Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma, please praise me!"
  2. Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out, I'll never accomplish anything in life, I'm gonna die alone..."
  3. Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots, if anyone messes with me I'll fuck them up! Null, just nuke my account you gutless motherfucker!!!"
I've gotta say Edgy!Connor is my fave. The juxtaposition between his avatar and what he's saying is hilarious.
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Edgelord Connor, easily, because he can't intimidate goldfish.

Optimistic Connor makes me sigh since we already know that he makes Valve look productive.

Depressing Connor is just annoying and makes you want to hit the Ignore button for how much he won't shut up.
 
Sczylak Madgar said:
"Ha, yes, let it out, ah, Null, let out, a lot..."

As I shoved myself into Connor's nigger fat ass, I released all of the pent up sensations that I had stretched to the limits.

"A...Connor...!"

"Aaaah—!"

I could feel my hot sperm gushing deep into Connor as he trembled in yet another climax. Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into him. Every time my penis twitched, fireworks would go off in my head.

"Ah...ah..."

After receiving all that I had to give her, Connor's strength gave out as he fell on top of me.

"Ah... Ha..."

I gently embraced him while he continued to gasp and convulse as if he was being stimulated by the fluids inside his body as my consciousness dimm
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:V
 
Cosmos said:
Let's take a quick poll. Which Connor is the most amusing?
  1. Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma, please praise me!"
  2. Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out, I'll never accomplish anything in life, I'm gonna die alone..."
  3. Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots, if anyone messes with me I'll fuck them up! Null, just nuke my account you gutless motherfucker!!!"
I've gotta say Edgy!Connor is my fave. The juxtaposition between his avatar and what he's saying is hilarious.
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I ended up voting Edgy!Connor, but the best Edgy!Connor is when he kind of wavers back and forth between Depressed and Edgy.
 
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